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@capitolfax "Oh don't mind me. I'm just having my own littlr personal caption contest in my head…" pic.twitter.com/uMIIzxjhPZ

— MrJM (@MisterJayEm) January 18, 2016

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:08 am

Comments

  1. “Jesse, just want you to know. It’s not personal, it’s business… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:12 am

  2. “Reverend, I’d like to talk to you about a business opportunity that only requires you to stand with me and say my Turnaound Agenda is good… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:13 am

  3. “Governor… You really think YOU should be here today?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:14 am

  4. Gov: “This tie, Jesse? The Jerry Garcia Collection I think.”

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:22 am

  5. I’ll Roshambo you for that last donut.

    Comment by The Velour Nail Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:27 am

  6. “Doesn’t matter who wins this staredown, Governor. Mike Madigan and I will still be around when you are gone.”

    Comment by downstate commissioner Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:33 am

  7. Reverend: Governor, my boys Yusef and Jonathan are feeling the pinch. Budweiser sales are down.

    Governor: Reverend, I feel your pain. But I told your kids years go to diversify into craft beers. Have them call my people. Maybe we can work out a turn around agenda.

    Comment by Cook County Commoner Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:34 am

  8. “….I need those ministers that you carry in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes….”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:35 am

  9. Reverend Jackson - “No pulse, pupils dilated, cold hard skin - yup, Rauner is a zombie corpse who dines on the living flesh of his victims.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:37 am

  10. Jackson - “Holy crap - Rauner doesn’t even breathe.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:38 am

  11. Jackson - “You are a grass bowl, Bruce.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:39 am

  12. Jackson - “Watch out Governor, it is rascal hunting season.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:40 am

  13. Jackson - “…yeah - the mounted moose heads and the Michael Jackson glove is still available…”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:42 am

  14. Jackson - “Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:43 am

  15. Jackson - “Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville and compromise could be born in your itty bitty heart.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:44 am

  16. “No Jesse, I don’t need a hostage negotiator”..

    Comment by Mouthy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:46 am

  17. Jackson: “You talkin’ to me?”

    Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:47 am

  18. “Well Jesse, lemmie tell you what he’d do if he was alive today…”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:54 am

  19. Great one, Word. LOLOL

    Comment by Big Joe Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:54 am

  20. Jackson: “Psst, Governor. Those were AFSCME sanitation workers that Doctor King was with before he was assassinated.”

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am

  21. I don’t care if you are governor, the back of the line is over there.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am

  22. BR: “I’ll take care of Dunkin. Out of my end….”

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:58 am

  23. Jackson: “Governor, try to keep your speech short today. Maybe just give us a list of your accomplishments in your first year in office”.

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 9:59 am

  24. “So… you want a leg to go with that arm… is that what you said?”

    Comment by Anon221 Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:00 am

  25. Jesse: “I’ll let go of it as soon as the budget’s passed.”

    Comment by corvax Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:03 am

  26. Pardon my elbow Governor… But I’ll not have you step past me and then have you, literally, turn your back on us.

    Comment by Triple fat Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:03 am

  27. “Well hello!! Fancy see’n you pander here.”

    Comment by GOP Extremist Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:07 am

  28. I have a dream you can champion

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:19 am

  29. Don’t blink. Never blink.

    Comment by Aldyth Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:21 am

  30. King kingpin

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:21 am

  31. “The last Reverend who visited Chicago skipped town without paying his hotel bills!”

    Comment by Blue dog dem Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:51 am

  32. Goldberg said this was a king meeting,where’s the heads of state at?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 10:53 am

  33. Far right meet far left.

    Comment by pool boy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:12 am

  34. 360 degree turnaround for the win!

    Those were AFSCME workers!! Yes!

    Comment by sideline watcher Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:23 am

  35. Hello friend

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:26 am

  36. “Governor, does this look like a face of someone willing to be your friend today?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:29 am

  37. “Jesse… that’s a really nice beer distributorship your family has… shame if somethin’ happened to it… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:31 am

  38. “Governor… You want ME to talk to Rahm?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:32 am

  39. Oops 11:26
    High minded people call me Bruce almighty

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:33 am

  40. That cold weather we’re having started with this little chilly front.

    Comment by the Other Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:42 am

  41. BR: “Just like Dr. King did, I support AFSCME strikes….”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:47 am

  42. Jessy DiCaprio reacts after Governor Gaga brushes against him.

    Comment by ColdofWinter Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:56 am

  43. Sorry Reverend. It was a federal crime so I think he’d need the president to issue the pardon.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:58 am

  44. Jackson: Governor, please explain how you ‘think’ you are helping me and my people by forcing the unions to strike and killing social services? Governor, you are no Dr. King!

    Comment by Mama Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 11:58 am

  45. JJ: “My advice on running for President? Make sure you have lots of rich, powerful friends. Oh, yeah. You’ve already got that covered.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:03 pm

  46. Got room for the one percent in the rainbow coalition?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:03 pm

  47. JJ: “You look like you could use a good meal. Go ahead of me in line.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:05 pm

  48. “Jesse, do you know Ken Dunkin?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:06 pm

  49. “Reverend, wouldn’t you agree that $510 million is a heckuva lot of money?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:16 pm

  50. “Jesse, how many how seats in the House can you flip… for me”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:18 pm

  51. “I’m heading to Montana, just so happens a seat has opened up on my plane … How would like to join me… Some wine… Cigars… To talk, you and I… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:21 pm

  52. Let’s get together for a bottle of mad dog 20 20

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:36 pm

  53. And don’t you try any rough stuff either. I ain’t no beer baron. Yeah, I heard that story.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:41 pm

  54. Oh you are somebody Governor. The jury is out on just what that body is.

    Comment by DuPage Bard Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:46 pm

  55. “Jesse… Plastics… I’ve said too much… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 12:54 pm

  56. Do you ever miss the DC area?

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:05 pm

  57. Write Hi to the kids.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:06 pm

  58. You ever rode a camel threw an eye of a needle?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:26 pm

  59. I thought you moved to Flint!

    Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:37 pm

  60. I knew Dr. King, you ain’t no Dr. King. You are everything that Dr. King was opposed to.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:40 pm

  61. The only this I can minister is pain

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:48 pm

  62. oh, it’s you and your turnaround agenda, I better check to make sure I still have my wallet, watch and rings.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 1:57 pm

  63. Reverend Jackson reacts to Gov. Rauner’s claim, “They didn’t come here because we had a great welfare system or a great minimum wage. “

    Comment by X-prof Tuesday, Jan 19, 16 @ 5:16 pm

  64. Let me help you help me

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Jan 20, 16 @ 8:28 am

  65. I’am the king of pain

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Jan 20, 16 @ 8:32 am

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