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* Your caption?…

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:53 pm

Comments

1. “Don’t let your left hand know… what your right hand is doing… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:56 pm

2. “Let’s not ‘boo’ Bruce Rauner, let’s beat Bruce Rauner… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:57 pm

3. Right now, you like me. You really like me.

   Comment by Earnest Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:58 pm

4. “This hand… this one is empty. In my closed hand is my cell phone Bruce Rauner claims he keeps calling… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:59 pm

5. “And I said to the Governor… Whoa… I’m ‘Union Yes’… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:00 pm

6. “Now if Mr. Sandack will stop hooting, I’ll remind him I faced the voters… and beat the Raunerite… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm

7. And this bird you cannot change.
   Lord knows, I can’t change.
   Lord, help me, I can’t change.

   Comment by 47th Ward Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm

8. “Save your cheering, just wait… wait to when we all beat the Raunerites together… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:03 pm

9. The ever versatile Speaker Madigan shows off his ‘Jazz Hands’ at a Union Hall Dance Off.

   Comment by Beaner Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm

10. “I’ll stop you there. If you continue to berate those who support your cause… by pushing you… pushing you to stay engaged, …you may be missing the point of the nagging… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm

11. “And I told the Governor, ‘The only thing you know about the Trades is this idea people need to trade in Union rights so a tax increase can pass.’ I said, ‘No way, Governor, not on my watch’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:08 pm

12. “If Mr. Goldberg stops heckling me, I’ll finish my thought… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:09 pm

13. All we need is some bird seed, iron pellets and a giant magnet…

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:13 pm

14. “I told Mr. Benton when I saw him, ‘Take off the uniform before it finds its way into your campaign.’ I tried to stop him, but… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm

15. “And I”m like Bruce, talk to the hand because this is Madiganistan and I’m in charge here.”

    Comment by Ahoy! Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm

16. “Nope. Stop right there. We don’t ‘need’ Pat Quinn… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:15 pm

17. “Ms. McQueary, wishing out loud for a hurricane will not stop my speech. Just sit down… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:16 pm

18. “Mr. Goudie, you can’t come up here, I’m talking. Stop. Please… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:17 pm

19. “And I told Lisa… ‘Stop, I’m not done being Speaker yet’… You can imagine how that went over… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm

20. Please hang this portrait with my left hand toward the other body.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm

21. Or a large anvil. Yes, that’s it. Birdseed and a very large anvil should do the trick.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:23 pm

22. OW, your creative juice cup runnith over. But hey, you play small ball really well, keep punching out the singles. Me? Swing and a miss.

    Comment by Nick Danger Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:24 pm

23. “And the Capt fax could not be here ’cause he is watchin’ the Book of Mormon on Broadaway. Yikes that play is about 10 years old. I would have opted for “Hamilton”

    Comment by Annonin' Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:26 pm

24. Watch closely, this is how you do the Irish Jig.

    Comment by Mama Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:28 pm

25. 47th Ward FTW!

    Comment by cover Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:37 pm

26. [left hand gesture] Stop! Wait just a moment.
    [right hand gesture, pointing] Rich Miller, will you please wake up and pay attention.

    Comment by Joe M Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm

27. It’s just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right

    Comment by Former Titan Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm

28. - Nick Danger -

    Thanks, and I think we’re all playing for 2nd with - 47th Ward -’s genius caption…

    “Caption?”

    “Stop. I’ve seen that cartoon before… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm

29. “Stop in the name of love …”

    Comment by illinoisan Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm

30. So I told Rauner, “Hold on, Bruce, let me go into my car and I’ll write you a check for your turnaround agenda. I usually write out my checks on the glove compartment door.”

    Comment by Quizzical Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:10 pm

31. I told 1.4% to talk to the hand if he was going to yak about his TA, because I was holding up the number of fingers in my right hand of the items in his TA that would pass.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:57 pm

32. Talk to the hand, and from here on out, address that hand as Mr. Brown.

    Comment by A guy Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:02 pm

33. ” . . . . put your left hand in, and you shake it all about . . . “

    Comment by A friend of Clinton Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:19 pm

34. Meep, Meep……..3….2….1….BOOM!

    Comment by Langhorne Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:54 pm

35. MJM ‘unloads’ a childish fit in public as everyone else moves towards compromise.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:58 pm

36. Goldberg sent instruction to use the sham wow like this

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:32 pm

37. Thanks for the halo and thousand points of light sparky

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:42 pm

38. The governor’s untruth is this big

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:47 pm

39. So I pulled the fuse on the superstars last primary

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:53 pm

40. The cord on my cell phone stops here

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:09 pm

41. I stopped the turnaround with one hand

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:11 pm

42. Do my hands look small?

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:15 pm

43. Push it push it real good

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:59 pm

44. Stop taxing the middle class and squeeze the rich

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:04 pm

45. St Patrick day after party

    Comment by Rabid Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:14 pm

46. I should of called this in

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:44 am

47. Rare look at the man behind the curtain

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:45 am

48. Yes I led you into the abyss, but that is what you asked for by continually re-electing me and my puppets.

    Comment by Arock Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 8:07 am

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