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Caption contest!

[Stolen from the Tribune’s very good DC politics blog, The Swamp, not to be confused with that somewhat goofy Time Magazine blog Swampland. I hope the Swampers don’t mind that I swiped their photo.]

[Click the pic for a larger image.]

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 8:38 am

Comments

1. Ok, for your orientation you always put the money is this pocket in a small unmarked envelope. Make sure all the bills face the same direction and are new.

   Comment by 105th Blues Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 8:41 am

2. That Super-glue really works!

   Comment by Mule Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 8:53 am

3. You talkin’ to me???

   Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 8:54 am

4. I slice open your chest and remove your heart, stomp on it, and mail it to your mother. DO IT!

   Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 8:59 am

5. ‘My God, this guy does wear a Yosemite Sam Tie. Kennedy School of Government Key-Note Speaker? Yeow.”

   Comment by Pat Hickey Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:00 am

6. Pull my finger!

   Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:01 am

7. What’s that on your tie? oops, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

   Comment by babs Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:07 am

8. “babs,” it’s gonna be tough to top that one. lol

   Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:12 am

9. I said so thats why…..I’m the Boss

   Comment by Democrat Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:16 am

10. Lavin - Oh wow, I remember when Richey pulled the same gag on me. He swiped my wallet. Three times.

    Comment by Papa Legba Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:17 am

11. “Beefing up for prison, Mr. Sorich?”

    Comment by Tom Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:21 am

12. Of course I can get you one of dose sweet 2016 Olympic pins for yer lapel.

    Comment by Bluefish Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:28 am

13. OK, now that you’ve got Lavin hypnotized, make him walk like a chicken.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:34 am

14. “You’re lucky I didn’t use the five-point exploding heart technique.”

    Comment by Team Sleep Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 9:58 am

15. Remember-we’re not here to cause no trouble. We’re just here to do the superbowl shuffle.

    Comment by anonymous Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 10:11 am

16. You’re silly, you know that? Baldheaded! Is that silly? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Silliest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

    Comment by dan l Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 10:21 am

17. In the name of the father, son and me.

    Comment by Guy Fawkes Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 10:46 am

18. First down, Bears.

    Comment by Stupor Bowl fan Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 10:51 am

19. You need to talk to dem guys ov’r by de’r. But I dunno nuth’in about it.

    Comment by whatever Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:00 am

20. I’m just checkin’ for that wireless mike.

    Comment by QC Transplant Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:24 am

21. Hey Pal . . . This is how you walk like an Egyptian.

    Comment by Jake from Elwood Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:25 am

22. Hizzoner’s reflection in the mirror appears as Victor Reyes. Spooky.

    Comment by zatochi Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:25 am

23. “Say… That’s a NICE suit. What is that, Armani?”

    Comment by Squideshi Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:33 am

24. Mayor Daley demonstrates new twist on an old favorite, now called ‘rock, paper, knife to the heart’

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:42 am

25. step aside, hotshot. yer blocking my access to da buffet table.

    Comment by JimMc Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 11:57 am

26. You are also have been called to the grand jury???

    Comment by So Blue Democrat Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 12:22 pm

27. “OK, now go out and come back with some CHICKS! Can you do that?!!!”

    Comment by Ahem Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 12:57 pm

28. I told ya, you screw up one more time and I don’t know you anymore.

    Comment by anonymous Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 1:26 pm

29. See? Now I made the quarter disappear again. I can do this with other things, too.

    Comment by Bubs Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 1:41 pm

30. “Judo CHOP!!!”

    Comment by Squideshi Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 2:24 pm

31. “I’m not here to create disorder, I’m here to maintain it.”

    Comment by Platitudinus Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 3:46 pm

32. Mr. Mayor, your fly’s open.

    Comment by LG Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 3:57 pm

33. The Tie Club reviews proper placement of lapel pins.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 4:16 pm

34. “Sir, I agree, The Obama-Clinton Administration will be the best team this country has seen in a century. It will be the best 16 years of prosperity we have ever seen,” Richard M Daley.

    Comment by Reddbyrd Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 4:38 pm

35. ah ha…so it was you who appointed Angelo Torres to HDO…I knew it…I knew it!

    Comment by Dumb de Dumb dum Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 4:41 pm

36. so let me get this straight…you got 2 chins…I got no thumb…and who is your clout again????

    Comment by What up with u Friday, Jan 26, 07 @ 10:56 pm

37. Do I gots to tell ya again, shata u mout. What happins in da 11th says in da 11th.

    Comment by Patrick McDonough Sunday, Jan 28, 07 @ 7:06 pm

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