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* Here’s an oldie, but appropriate, considering what happened on Friday…

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:23 pm

Comments

1. My wingman.

   Comment by walker Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:26 pm

2. Check out this investment.

   Comment by Dee Lay Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:28 pm

3. “Leslie? She’ll do what I say, don’t worry”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:29 pm

4. “I got $5 million that says she’ll beat Munger… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:29 pm

5. Yes it is a Carhartt - the label is right here.

   Comment by Bogey Golfer Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:30 pm

6. “You like her costume?”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:30 pm

7. My wingman can count to $5 million.

   Comment by AC Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:30 pm

8. “I’ll decide if you get paid, then she cuts your check… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:31 pm

9. “When she does it, it’s fine. When Quinn did it, that was wrong…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:31 pm

10. “She’s her own person, and Griffin and Uihlein have the money to point that out in ads… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:33 pm

11. “Ron…hey Gidwitz… you want her for Comptroller?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:34 pm

12. “She’s wearing an Illini vest, you have to like that…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:36 pm

13. I love this woman because she never asks me pesky questions like why haven’t I ever submitted a balanced budget like I was supposed to 2 years ago.

    Comment by just sayin' Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:37 pm

14. She’ll be as good for middle and working class legislators as I’ve been for union members.

    Comment by AC Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:37 pm

15. “No, she lost for state rep, so I just appointed her to Comptroller. You’re thinking of Avery Bourne I think… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:37 pm

16. No Turnaround Agenda, No Pay!

    Comment by AC Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:38 pm

17. I’m gettin’ my wingman ready to go huntin’. See, she’s got her blaze orange vest on.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:38 pm

18. “No, Leslie wasn’t double dipping into taxpayer dollars like menDOH!za was.”

    Comment by menDOH!za Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:41 pm

19. So… Eight times seven is, umm, carry the four… Leslie, help me out here.

    Comment by Stuff Happens Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:41 pm

20. I’m workin’ as hard as I can to git a budget passed. I’m callin’ the Speaker everyday to talk about solvin’ our problems. So, if the States owes you money, don’t blame me, talk to her. She’s the one who’s writin’ the checks as fast as she can.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:41 pm

21. “It’s Leslie’s race, I’m not involved in campaignin’ or anything like that stuff.., “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:42 pm

22. No puppet strings here… we just write big checks. That puppet string thing is for Madigan..

    Comment by Magic carpet ride Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:42 pm

23. “Ok, I’ll give you the math thing, but ask her to spell… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:43 pm

24. Blaze Orange, Carhart. Pandering level 100.

    Comment by Come on man! Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 1:45 pm

25. “She looks like a Kennedy.”

    Comment by anon-uh-mis Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:04 pm

26. “Matt… I wanted you to stay in the senate, Leslie was reassessing… ask her what reassessing mean, I don’t know… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:05 pm

27. She’s in an orange vest to be the visible target for the arrows I’m supposed to take.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:09 pm

28. Anon-uh-mis, I was thinking the same thing. That east coast elite toothiness. Buckley had it too.

    Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:10 pm

29. Ya know, the great thing about being rich is you can buy anything you want. I just bought her soul for $5 million.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:11 pm

30. “Don’t pay the GA, which is 75% Democrat? Oh, that was her idea.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:12 pm

31. That’s a hunting vest. I think she had good luck bagging a couple of big ones Friday.

    Comment by Ginhouse Tommy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:20 pm

32. “Leslie is my secret weapon to get legislators to leave. When enough legislators quit, Leslie will reassess, and maybe the rest will get paid. Maybe.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:21 pm

33. She bought this at Bass Pro Shop and they just bought Cabelas for 5.5 Billion !!!! Ain’t she smart !

    Comment by Railrat Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:42 pm

34. I ain’t even pulled the trigger yet on the cash gun. Go ahead, tell Madigan to make my day!

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:45 pm

35. Masthead and figurehead full speed ahead

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:46 pm

36. She puts on another 100 pounds she’ll be ready for a Green Bay Packers home game !!

    Comment by Railrat Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:50 pm

37. I’m not really involved in any political campaigns. I don’t even know who this is.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:52 pm

38. “She’s runnin’ for comptroller? Shucks, I didn’t know, I’ve been so busy governin’”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:54 pm

39. Back to the Future IV: The turnaround

    Once the DeLorean hits 88 mph, McFly becomes comptroller and Biff bankrolls the whole production with his 1.21 gigawatt campaign account.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 2:56 pm

40. I said, “wear your huntin’ costume and I’ll wear my Midwest country boy costume. Well look like regular Joes!”

    Comment by Harvest76 Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:02 pm

41. She solved the Carhartt chafing problem by wearing a vest instead. Brilliant!

    Comment by AC Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:22 pm

42. That’s right here name is Leslie and she loves Carhartt and all of her thoughts are original. Isn’t that right Leslie?

    Comment by Flynn's mom Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:28 pm

43. Going to need her life preserver when awashed in cash

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:36 pm

44. “Comptroller or bust!”
    “Bust”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:37 pm

45. She won’t disavow Trump either.

    Comment by AC Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:41 pm

46. “Orange is the new red (ink)”

    Comment by Tommydanger Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:48 pm

47. I Take My Lap Dog Out To Greet Every Once In Awhile…

    Comment by Shake Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:57 pm

48. Pointing out his mistake

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 3:59 pm

49. She is rich and does not need that state paycheck. That makes us a good team to work together.

    Comment by zatoichi Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 4:19 pm

50. “Nah, it LOOKS like a huntin’ vest, but it’s really a fishin’ vest, like when ya reel in five lunkers. Get it? Lunkers? Big fish? Harty har har har har!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 4:24 pm

51. “When she yanked the rug out from under their paychecks? Genius! Er, at least that’s what Goldberg told me. Me? I’m only workin’ for a buck a year, so it was no big loss for me.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 4:26 pm

52. Turnaround mascot fingered

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 4:28 pm

53. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like woman, maaan.

    Comment by Neal Page Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 5:17 pm

54. This is what $5 million dollars looks like.

    Comment by Paul S Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 6:00 pm

55. “This is what a Kennedy looks like. Yeah, Ethel.”

    Comment by AA Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 9:50 pm

56. I take full…err it’s her fault

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 6:50 am

57. I’m with stu…

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 6:54 am

58. No budget
    No reelection

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:03 am

59. Govenors own

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:07 am

60. If she can’t balance the budget nobody can

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:09 am

61. Got her wrapped around my finger

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:15 am

62. Your going to be so sick of seeing her you won’t want to vote

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:24 am

63. Goldberg is this a superstar?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:32 am

64. And in this corner the Helen Curtis hairbrain

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 7:38 am

65. “I own her. And if she doesn’t cooperate, I will bury her.”

    Comment by Handle Bar Mustache Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 8:49 am

66. The wingman always stays behind and outside

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 9:18 am

67. She only had lunch with trump once

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 4, 16 @ 9:23 am

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