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* From a guy who hasn’t held an official public event in weeks…


The troopers know they're in for an adventure when I get in the trash can van. They know I’m going on an unscheduled trip. #rollingtrashcan pic.twitter.com/3DsG0LxieY

— Bruce Rauner (@GovRauner) November 7, 2016

Where do you think he’s going?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 12:59 pm

Comments

  1. Hell.

    Comment by Lt Guv Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:01 pm

  2. Well, Halloween was just last week. So I figure they are low on grocery staples and it is just a routine grocery run.
    List: Eye of newt

    Comment by yeah Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:03 pm

  3. Filming for “Dad’s Home State” is scheduled for tomorrow…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:03 pm

  4. Dartmouth “Parents Weekend”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:04 pm

  5. Where’s he going?

    Obviously Contrived Regular-Guy Photo Class.

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:04 pm

  6. Well, what “costume” is the trash can van an “accessory” for? Maybe he’s just rollin’ out to get his license sticker renewed.

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:04 pm

  7. He was going down to Recycled Records to check out their latest selection of vinyl records and antique beer signs.

    Comment by Team Sleep Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:04 pm

  8. He’s been contracted as the leaf pick-up guy for Springfield.

    Comment by Demoralized Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:05 pm

  9. Ounce of Prevention’s “Man of the Year” luncheon.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:05 pm

  10. Time to find a housekeeper that doesn’t mind driving this heap…. Lost 2 last week.

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:05 pm

  11. I just assumed he’d be moving his stuff over to the Director’s House at the Fairgrounds. You know, like you do when you move.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:06 pm

  12. Deposition for Ole Slip and Sue’s latest.. “accident”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:07 pm

  13. Considering the state of the Mansion and the Fairgrounds, I’m guessing “down by the river” with Matt Foley.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:07 pm

  14. AFSCME’s Springfield office for a lunch reception

    Comment by Demoralized Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:07 pm

  15. To the car wash vacuums… to find another $3-5 million in the cushions

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:08 pm

  16. Off to vote early and often.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:08 pm

  17. To the bank to make a small withdrawal

    Comment by Demoralized Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:09 pm

  18. Loser sign

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:10 pm

  19. I agree with Lt Guv.

    Comment by Flynn's mom Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:11 pm

  20. Cleanin’ up all the letter ‘G’’s he’s been droppin’ and littern’ around the State

    Comment by ChicagoVinny Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:11 pm

  21. I’m surprised that heap is even allowed to be within the Winnetka city limits.

    As to where 1.4% is going - unemployment office to sign up for benefits because he sure isn’t doing his job, so he may as well be unemployed.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:12 pm

  22. See ‘BOSS’ season 2.

    Comment by Midstate Indy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:12 pm

  23. To cast an undercover vote for Donald Trump

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:13 pm

  24. Meeting with a realtor about selling off Eastern Illinois University buildings.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:13 pm

  25. One way ticket to palookaville

    Comment by Altgelds Ghost Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:13 pm

  26. So phony
    Makes me wanna yak

    Regardless of outcome, tomorrow’s message is great success, a mandate for the agenda, and persistence going forward.

    Grand bargain here it comes. If the cubs can win, we should too.

    Starve the beast.

    Starve the beast.

    Comment by Langhorne Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:17 pm

  27. Obviously completely impromptu as Gov. Wing-it has a staffer snap the photo so he can post it as soon as he gets done jamming to Van Halen’s Panama in in the trash can to nowhere

    Comment by Midstate Indy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:17 pm

  28. OW - any potential EIU sales will be strictly brokered through Reggie Phillips, future president of Oral Roberts East.

    Comment by Midstate Indy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:20 pm

  29. Winning!

    Comment by Langhorne Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:21 pm

  30. My suspicion is piqued by anyone driving a van with curtains.

    Comment by Midstate Indy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:21 pm

  31. Those troopers aren’t “adventuring” Governor, they’re responding to a call about a creepy doofus driving aimlessly in a van with curtains on the windows.

    Comment by LizPhairTax Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:22 pm

  32. To watch another Social Service group close their doors for good…

    … with a smile on his face and a happy tear rolling down his cheek….

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:23 pm

  33. If he makes it to Oswego I’ll try to get a selfie with him…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:24 pm

  34. OW’s EIU offering - made me laugh until I remembered that it’s essentially true. Shakin’ up Springfield by blowin’ up the State …

    Comment by Johnny Tractor Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:25 pm

  35. - Johnny Tractor -

    Yeah, sorry about that, it’s gallows or dark humor that sneaks up on ya. That’s my bad.

    “Where’s he going?”

    The Rauner Word Jumble is low on spare parts and Election Day results are hours away…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:27 pm

  36. Still searching for Springfield’s best horseshoe.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:29 pm

  37. Hmmmmm . . . An unscheduled trip somewhere (an “adventure”) . . . In the middle of a workday . . . Maybe the office?

    Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:31 pm

  38. To see Dan Proft and check on his investments.

    Comment by HRC2016 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:33 pm

  39. Around the block just to troll you all at this point
    Or
    Lighten up Francis

    Comment by Oneman Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:33 pm

  40. - Midstate Indy -

    It’s only appropriate that Phillips completes his selling out of Eastern with the brokered sell. What follow thru!

    “Where’s he going?”

    Meeting with Kass about spinning off “Madigan” with “Beat Writer”, the story of a mild-mannered shill who at the end, really made his career about everything he supposedly was against.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:33 pm

  41. Indiana. Immediately across the state line, that van blends in just fine.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:34 pm

  42. To check his P.O. box for vote by mail applications

    Comment by Demoralized Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:38 pm

  43. ===Immediately across the state line, that van blends in just fine.===

    So does Rauner’s political agenda.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:39 pm

  44. Going out to make some extra cash for the state by driving people around town… sort of a Governor’s Uber, or GUber.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:42 pm

  45. To hell in a hand basket, just like the rest of Illinois thanks to his continued campaigning and lack of leadership.

    Comment by Nobody Sent Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:43 pm

  46. Taking Stella pheasant hunting good luck

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:44 pm

  47. To purchase a bumper sticker for the trash can that reads “If the van’s rockin’ don’t come a knockin’”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:47 pm

  48. Headed out for a carton of Marlboro reds and a 30-pack of Natty Light.

    Comment by LTSW Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:47 pm

  49. 47th Ward broke the internet with that last one.

    Ouch!

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:48 pm

  50. He’s going to sing Deep Purple’s “Highway Star”, except annoyingly replace car with van in the lyrics.

    Comment by Timmeh Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:48 pm

  51. HBO - “Dad’s Home State” - Season 2, Episode 51

    Bruce hops into the prop van for Twitter picture, gets to the end of the driveway and runs out of gas. Diana begins planning the “End of Year” celebration at work, reassures everyone, gigglin, that there’s plenty of money for whatever she wants. Diana’s State Employee tries to schedule social service provider visits for Diana and Bruce. Lance trolls Lou Lang’s Cubs congratulatory tweets, “ck” writes emails newspaper Editorial Boards with Wednesday election results spin, Goldberg writes a letter to AAA Roadside Service. Comedy, 65 minutes.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:49 pm

  52. GOTV in the QC. The kicker is that he’s taking D pluses to the polls, as he knows an HRC mid-term in 2018 is his best chance at re-elect.

    Comment by vibes Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 1:56 pm

  53. Out trolling for unwary Democrat voters in his “blue” van whom he will drop at an imaginary polling place east of Cornland.

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:04 pm

  54. Eastbound and down…

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:09 pm

  55. I don’t care where he’s going as long as he doesn’t come back.

    Comment by Leave it to BVR Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:10 pm

  56. There is a Panda Express in Wilmette. Everybody loves Orange Chicken.

    Comment by siriusly Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:11 pm

  57. It can’t be that unscheduled of a trip if you stop for a staffer to take a photo and post the photo of your “candid” moment.

    Comment by siriusly Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:12 pm

  58. 2018 campaign starts on Wednesday. Making sure the van still works.

    Comment by Almost the Weekend Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:14 pm

  59. With him driving the state,this song won’t stop playing in my head.

    Well we know where we’re going
    But we don’t know where we’ve been
    And we know what we’re knowing
    But we can’t say what we’ve seen
    And we’re not little children
    And we know what we want
    And the future is certain
    Give us time to work it out

    Comment by Trolling Troll Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:18 pm

  60. To convince Pat Quinn he (Rauner) is beatable and that Pat should give it a go and start running as early as Wednesday

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:20 pm

  61. Picking up area high school basketball team schedules and taking selfies with players and coaches…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:23 pm

  62. Down the road to Casey’s, for beef jerkey and chattin’ with the little people.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:25 pm

  63. To help the search party in that missing person report on Gonzo.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:26 pm

  64. To Tanner’s Orchard in Sparland, to buy up the entire apple crop to use as a bargaining chip.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:27 pm

  65. To pick up his dry cleaning–namely a plaid tuxedo.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:30 pm

  66. Running short on western wear. Gotta hit Big R before the polls close.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:31 pm

  67. To the grocery store for two pork chops, for future photo ops.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:31 pm

  68. To the multi-plex, for a Pauly Shore film festival.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:36 pm

  69. His little bit about his “trash can van” is so obnoxious. He’s making fun of slumming it, which so many people have to do. He’s been rich his entire life. Never been a point since he’s been an adult that he couldn’t afford a luxury car. But HAHAHAHAHA trash can van! Just like the poors!

    Comment by Albany Park Patriot Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:39 pm

  70. Rauner, along with Terrence Mann, is heading to Chisolm, MN to meet up with Moolight Graham. One game, no at-bats.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:39 pm

  71. Over to O-HI-O to pick up his winnins’.

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:42 pm

  72. - Leave it to BVR -

    I’m with you.
    The more important question is, “Is he comin’ back? /s

    Comment by WhoKnew Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:46 pm

  73. “Finally had time to haul away all that leftover Bryce Benton lit!”

    Comment by LakeviewJ Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  74. To Pick up Diana and hit the Drive Inn, heard there is a MJM documentary playin’.

    Supposed to be real good.

    Comment by JS Mill Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:10 pm

  75. To the Slokie emission testing station. Lines are wwwwaaaayyy too long on weekends now.

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:11 pm

  76. I live in a van down by the river

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:27 pm

  77. Right hand turn

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:30 pm

  78. Down to watch the bears pick through the trash a the garbage dump?

    Comment by Barbie Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:35 pm

  79. When you’re a poor kid from the small town, you don’t have to go anywhere. Just cruise up and down the strip! It’s so nice to know that the gov. and all us small people are really so alike deep down.

    Comment by Delimma Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:40 pm

  80. Taking a selfie after he votes his ballot.

    Comment by gdubya Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:45 pm

  81. “Where do you think he’s going?”

    In that van? Out to steal yard signs.

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:46 pm

  82. MrJM jumps out to a late lead!!!

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:51 pm

  83. Mystery machine

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:51 pm

  84. Shaggy, Scooby and the gang got nuthin on me!

    Comment by Glimmer Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 3:54 pm

  85. Out to bust a mystery. It wasn’t a monster that’s been scaring off Illinois businesses, it was that Old Man Madigan in a monster suit trying to keep businesses at bay so he could profit with his law practice!

    “And if it weren’t for you meddling Republicans, I would have gotten away with it!”

    Comment by Skeptic Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:00 pm

  86. “With less than 24 hours to go, it’s safe to deliver the “I’m With Trump” flyers to all my downstate NRA friends.”

    Comment by Wensicia Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:07 pm

  87. Earl Scheib.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:23 pm

  88. My vino connoisseur bud, Rahmmy, hung with me at the Cubs rally, but chose to wear shades. He whispered that we could get together to split a bottle of “$2K Chuck” today, but we needed to keep it on the down low.

    Comment by Low Rider Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:23 pm

  89. In the great Chicago tradition, to pick up some pre-printed ballot boxes in case some “late votes” are needed for Mungef.

    Comment by RNUG Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:29 pm

  90. Darn auto-correct, supposed to say:

    In the great Chicago tradition, to pick up some pre-stuffed ballot boxes in case some “late votes” are needed for Munger.

    Comment by RNUG Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:30 pm

  91. He is going to Golden Corral for a downhome buffet
    and slice of pie, I reckon !

    Comment by woodstock willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:31 pm

  92. Rauner “For all those people who say I can’t change, I replaced the thumbs up with the combination half wave finger point move.”

    Comment by Cimry90 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:33 pm

  93. No more room for signs, so just vandalized my John Curtis sign.

    Comment by Skeptical Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:41 pm

  94. Taking all his “25 and under” appointed state reps out for ice cream…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:43 pm

  95. Drive-by govenor

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 4:46 pm

  96. Goin to load up some of the free fertilizer from the horse barns. May need to spread it around to grow sumptin at the new digs.

    Comment by Anon # 11 Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 5:05 pm

  97. Goldbeg hand me that canteen of Kool-aid

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 5:37 pm

  98. Tripping

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 6:16 pm

  99. For a ride to drum up a caption contest on CFax

    Comment by Soccertease Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 6:53 pm

  100. Deer camp. Be back in a couple of weeks.

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 10:02 pm

  101. Indiana, to pick up Pence.

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Monday, Nov 7, 16 @ 10:08 pm

  102. GOP poll driver

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:24 am

  103. Farfegnugen

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:26 am

  104. There goes my hero

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:34 am

  105. Illinois economic driver

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:40 am

  106. Moving van headed for Lincolnshire

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:44 am

  107. Road warrior

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:50 am

  108. Took a wrong turn and just kept on going

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:52 am

  109. GOP clown car

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:53 am

  110. Self driven politician

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 8, 16 @ 6:58 am

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