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* Your caption?…

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:44 pm

Comments

1. “… and I don’t want ANY $&@#%* problems… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:46 pm

2. The crowd, in unison: “It’s ok boss, you can take your hand off your wallet now”.

   Comment by jade me not Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:46 pm

3. “You just don’t matter”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:46 pm

4. Hi, I have a ton of money to spend against anybody who opposes me.

   Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:47 pm

5. “It’s cute y’all think you’re here to do something. Well that something is whatever I $&@#%* say… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:47 pm

6. Simon says fold your hands in front of yourself

   Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:48 pm

7. “You’ll get your voting keys when I’m $&@#%* ready to give them to you. And they’re not your keys, they are a symbol. I own the switch, you are there to turn it. Have fun”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:49 pm

8. “Everybody has a price for the billion dollar man.”
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sse8xtssk6Q

   Comment by Jc19pd2 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:49 pm

9. “If I wanted a thoughtful General Assembly I wouldn’t have bought all of you.”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:50 pm

10. Then they placed their hands on a stack of C-notes and pledged allegiance to their new paymaster.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:50 pm

11. If you vote for something that I support, be prepared to have a knife stuck in your back because I may veto the legislation to spite Madigan.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:50 pm

12. “Yeah… I brought you into this building, and I’ll take you out… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:50 pm

13. “Yeah, um, I’m going to stop you right there. I don’t care what you think… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:51 pm

14. If you think you know my agenda, think again because I change my mind more often than I change my shorts.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:51 pm

15. Richard swept these folks for a wire

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:52 pm

16. “Because the Billion Dollar Man always gets his way.”

    “You will be bought.”

    Comment by Jc19pd2 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:53 pm

17. I was expecting more for $60 million, but ok….

    Comment by Rebecca Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:53 pm

18. Is it just me or is the Governor’s Office at the capitol unimpressive?

    I remember going in on a school tour and I always thought it looked like more of an architectural afterthought.

    Comment by Downstate Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:53 pm

19. A room full of white men doesn’t seem very representative of our state.

    Comment by Casual observer Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:53 pm

20. “Them? They’re just the crew from my HBO show ‘Dad’s Home State’, they follow me everywhere.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:53 pm

21. “Welcome to MY houses. Now… here are the rules.”

    Comment by Anon221 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:54 pm

22. This is one of the very few times that you will ever see me wear a suit and tie. And it isn’t because I respect you, I have a meeting with people who really matter in a few minutes.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:54 pm

23. Oh so that’s who paid all our bills

    Comment by Almost the Weekend Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:55 pm

24. “Hello everyone. Everything will be all white, err, right, I meant right.”

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:55 pm

25. “The two important things you need to know working with me, never rat on me or my Crew, and always keep your mouth shut.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:56 pm

26. “Don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family”

    Comment by Precinct Captain Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 12:57 pm

27. From, now on, when ever you approach me, you will genuflect and kiss my ring.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:00 pm

28. Nice line. Stay that way.

    Comment by Winnin' Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:01 pm

29. “… and liberty and fraternity for all.

    Sergeant-at-Arms… please have out the pledge pins… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:02 pm

30. “Just wait until you’re lame ducks.”

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:03 pm

31. “Boy, Rep. Linda Chapa La Via would have a field day with this group… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:03 pm

32. “If you do find yourself at odds with me, I’ll crush you, then I’ll crush your family… or I can appoint you to run an agency and get someone more suited for my liking… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:05 pm

33. “Ok — who’s first?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:05 pm

34. “If I don’t know your names right away, don’t worry, I don’t care, you’ll probably be replaced so I can save myself the time and energy. No offense… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:06 pm

35. Where are the people of color? This group doesn’t look indicative of the people of Illinois I see every day.

    Comment by Joe M Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:07 pm

36. BVR: repeat after me, Madigan IS the problem. Now keep saying it until it becomes automatic. Trust me, it works.

    Comment by Casual observer Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:07 pm

37. The recently elected GOP members of the General Assembly finally meet their campaign manager.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:10 pm

38. “Unless the social service group you want to talk about is The Ounce, don’t bother me… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:12 pm

39. “Diana so wanted to be here, she wanted to see what she purchased while turning her back on social services… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:13 pm

40. “Don’t worry about Uihlein or Griffin. You get your orders from me… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:14 pm

41. What’s your name?

    In unison: “I am Negan..”

    Comment by Trolling Troll Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:15 pm

42. Bruce: “Even after madigans whooping along the I-80 Corridor, the people who comment on the cap fax blog still don’t get it”

    Everyone else in unison: “Especially Oswego Willy”

    Comment by anonymous Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:16 pm

43. May the odds be ever in your favor.

    Comment by Anon Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:16 pm

44. “Yeah, I’m ignoring Mendoza winning, Schneider winning, Duckworth winning… None of that happened… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:17 pm

45. “I lost my phantom super-majority schtick for you guys, so don’t mess up and start thinking for yourselves… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:19 pm

46. “Who wants some Raunerbucks?”

    Comment by Leave it to BVR Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:19 pm

47. “Never mistake that I don’t care. I really don’t care, there’s no mistake… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:21 pm

48. Is it just me, or does the guy in the right shadows look a lot like Rahm?

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:22 pm

49. It’s a trap!

    Comment by Signal and Noise Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:22 pm

50. “… and you won’t get paid. So, good luck or… whatever… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:30 pm

51. “As lemmings, you’ll make fine Raunerites… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:32 pm

52. “(Sigh), again, people, I don’t care if you care about the state, I do care that you vote for the Turnaround Agenda. Stop being frivilous until I get what I want… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:35 pm

53. “On the 2nd floor is my office, where I do my work. In the upper floors here or the basement next door you’ll find your offices, where you do my work.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:35 pm

54. “Each of you will be provided your very own box in the basement, where it’s nice and dark and you’ll be fed well by my legislative staff….”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:40 pm

55. Bruce Rauner–still too cheap to hire a real photographer.

    Comment by Cheryl44 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:49 pm

56. How about a Fresca?

    https://youtu.be/XDFCL5Oiqk0

    Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:50 pm

57. The Empire Strikes Back

    Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 1:58 pm

58. Anyone who wants to volunteer to be my new “yes man” and replace Sandack, move to the far right…..I knew I could count on you, Halbrook.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:01 pm

59. New members to the Budget Kidnapping Conspiracy are welcomed.

    Comment by yeah Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:10 pm

60. Now repeat after me … I, state your name …?

    I state my name

    Comment by Spliff Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:13 pm

61. I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy!

    Comment by Wednesday morning Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:15 pm

62. “Bet you all never thought you’d find yourselves in public housing where they don’t pay the electric bills”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:16 pm

63. I’m still the one with tiny hands

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:18 pm

64. Reviewing my investment portfolio

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:19 pm

65. “Contrary to what Madigan says, I didn’t buy your positions. Membership in a state legislature is a public trust that cannot be purchased. So I only rented them for one term, with an option to renew exercisable by me only. Am I making myself clear?”

    Comment by Whatever Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:21 pm

66. Which one of you will drink the cup of Kool-aid and pass it around

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:22 pm

67. (BVR raises a glass)

    Here’s to you and here’s to me.
    Best of friends we’ll always be.
    If, by chance, we disagree.
    **** you - here’s to me!

    Comment by Name Withheld Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:22 pm

68. Just stand there and try to block the soccer ball kick ready

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:25 pm

69. I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:26 pm

70. I remember when I was the guy who just got here…

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:33 pm

71. What did he just say to them they all took a guarded stance

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:42 pm

72. “So this is what 30 million bucks looks like — I’ve got to get a new hobby….”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:46 pm

73. Once the state police have finished their background check of you and your families for any pro-union behavior you will be placed into the group that can proceed to the floor or the group that must submit to patriotic rehabilitation.

    Comment by Gesq1 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:48 pm

74. “Just remember, you are bought and paid for. “

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:51 pm

75. “This bunch looks like my boardroom at GTCR.”

    Comment by Albany Park Patriot Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 2:55 pm

76. Why does the song “Signed, sealed, delivered I’m yours” come to mind?

    Comment by Tough Guy Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:00 pm

77. And you can all use the shower in the speakers office too

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:05 pm

78. “OK numbers 2,8, and 9 get your hands in a protective position we are going to battle!”

    Comment by Grandpa Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:05 pm

79. Ok who wants to go see a movie?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:09 pm

80. In August I paid $104,000 for a blue-ribbon steer. In November I paid $30 million for you, the four newest HGOPs.

    The steer weighed almost 1,400 pounds, all of you combined, roughly half that. By custom, the steer was slaughtered and the meat donated to the U of I.

    Don’t disappoint me guys.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:11 pm

81. I keep tripping over the back of this coat who left it here?

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:14 pm

82. Lets see:
    Bruce and
    Mini-me 117
    Mini-me 81
    Mini-me 79
    Mini-me 76
    Mini-me 74
    Mini-me 73
    Mini-me 71
    Mini-me 63
    Mini-me 59
    Mini-me 47

    Comment by train111 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:14 pm

83. Where is Katie Stuart ?

    Comment by Sparky 309 Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:28 pm

84. “Independence from party leaders is overrated — unless you’re a Democrat.”

    Comment by anon Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:33 pm

85. I put the mine in minority

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:37 pm

86. Droppin’ your g’s is the way to go. These dummies can’t understand my big vocabulary unless I drop the g’s.

    Comment by A Parent Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:40 pm

87. Rhichard start the music let’s play musical chairs

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 3:54 pm

88. Governor Neegan explains to Ricks group that they work for him now.

    Comment by Colors of fall Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 6:04 pm

89. Remember you represent me - only ME!

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 6:12 pm

90. BVR: Anyone hungry? Sara and Avery will be bringing out finger sandwiches shortly.

    Comment by Wading in... Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 6:39 pm

91. Charter members Bruce Rauner admiration society

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 6:52 pm

92. Does anybody know CPR? My reform is critical

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 8:14 pm

93. I want to get to know your weakness

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 8:20 pm

94. I will be moving the career politician up to make room for my pick

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Nov 15, 16 @ 8:32 pm

95. “…and she goes on TV and says, ‘Bruce doesn’t have a social agenda’ so folks feel like it’s not really gonna impact them. That’s where we hook ‘em. The ENTIRE thing is a social agenda! Ha! We slash and burn every single thing, put no logical solutions on the table, put on a commoner costume - like that tan coat or that sexy leather vest over there - and we watch the profits roll on in! And, when the sharecroppers get mad, we say ‘Madigan!’ Say it with me, MADIGAN!”

    Comment by Carhartt Union Negotiating Team Wednesday, Nov 16, 16 @ 7:37 am

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