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Governor Rauner arrives at Carbondale High School pic.twitter.com/V3jLEvOCRi

— Anna Giles (@AnnaGilesWSIL) January 6, 2017

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:40 pm

Comments

  1. “The Dems only THINK they have deep pockets. Look at these here…”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm

  2. If you’re here and Im here, then isn’t it our time? And what could be wrong with a little snack on our time, Mr. Hand?

    Comment by Anon Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm

  3. “The students here sure look old”.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm

  4. “Hey, remember when you guys had a university in town? Good times.”

    Comment by thunderspirit Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:45 pm

  5. The letter of the day is “G.”

    Comment by A Jack Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:45 pm

  6. “Well, the shirt is actually stitched to the jacket, it all comes as one piece.”

    Comment by njtransplant Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:46 pm

  7. Ah, geeze. Principal’s office again?

    Comment by Bruce (no not him) Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:48 pm

  8. “I hurt Chicago students on purpose. What makes you think I won’t do that to you?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:48 pm

  9. “Eastern? I’d choose another college if I was you. Out of Illinois”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:49 pm

  10. “Sorry, I thought I was touring prisons today.”

    Comment by A Jack Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:51 pm

  11. “No, my daughter didn’t qualify into Payton Prep, didn’t even score high enough, so I clouted her in. No big woop… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm

  12. Are the teachers here union?

    Comment by DuPage Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm

  13. im here to learn them compromise

    Comment by sick and tired Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm

  14. “Vote for me or the mascot gets it!”

    Comment by JS Mill Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm

  15. “Got any homeless shelters that need shuttin down?”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm

  16. “When SIU closes, your student population should drop. You’re welcome…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm

  17. “Well, shucks, ya see Mrs. Pendleton…my dog ate my budget.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:54 pm

  18. “Am I in Lincoln County?”"

    Comment by blue dog dem Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:54 pm

  19. “Yeah, I’ll bury your Union, but can I say hey to the students?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:58 pm

  20. Don’t know much about history
    Don’t know much biology
    Don’t know much about a science book,
    Don’t know much about the french I took.

    Seriously. I have people for that stuff.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:01 pm

  21. “I got a school named after me… Got a YMCA named after me too… Big philanthropist… that’s me… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:02 pm

  22. “My political opponents are like summer vacation…. No class!”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:02 pm

  23. “Well, I wanted to get in here, so I just called Arne Duncan.”

    Comment by Gooner Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:03 pm

  24. Teacher: “Can I ask you a question about teacher pensions?”

    *pulls fire alarm and runs*

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:03 pm

  25. “So, they are covering the IL Constitution today? Awesome! I’ve never gotten round to reading it. I should stay for the full lecture!”

    Comment by Gooner Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:05 pm

  26. “So this is what’s left of SIUC now? Looks like they still have too much money. Oh, the high school you say? My bad.”

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:05 pm

  27. “No, I have a plan for all the teachers that are gone after schools collapse. I’m gonna re-train ya to do something that won’t include a union…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  28. “Very institutional looking floor tile you have here. Might have to get some of this for the Mansion…”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  29. “I didn’t think I needed a pass.”

    Comment by walker Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:07 pm

  30. Does Bruce even lift?

    Comment by BK Bro Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:08 pm

  31. Anon at 2:44 beat me to it

    Comment by frisbee Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:09 pm

  32. “ya, I don’t eat much…I look hungry?”

    Comment by cdog Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:12 pm

  33. I noticed the teachers’ parking lot had quite a few late model cars in it. We’ll see about that when I get finished whacking higher ed!

    Comment by Ole' Nelson Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:14 pm

  34. You can’t spell Illinois without Carbondale I’m here for everyone, the administrators, teachers and students.

    Comment by Almost the Weekend Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:15 pm

  35. “been wearing 30×38’s since I was 12….yep”

    Comment by cdog Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:15 pm

  36. Ya think it’s easy crushin’ dreams?

    Comment by 37B Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:16 pm

  37. “Is that Parker girl from the Southern paper in there? If she is, I’m not goin’ in, because her questions are too hard!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:17 pm

  38. Vice principal in doorway with checkered jacket: Governor, please take your hands out of your pockets and stand up straight. Also, your pants are far too baggy for this school.

    Rauner: I blame Madigan.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:20 pm

  39. donald who?

    Comment by go sox Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:23 pm

  40. If I were you, I’d start looking for teaching positions in Missouri.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:24 pm

  41. “No, I just asked to be polite, I don’t care about what your really teaching… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:24 pm

  42. “So uhh, you from around here?”

    Comment by starbucks Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:27 pm

  43. Saluki,smaluki.

    Comment by blue dog dem Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:28 pm

  44. “so which one of your students…or teachers… tipped over my harley?”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:29 pm

  45. “Did you submit a budget proposal Bruce Rauner?!”

    “….no..”

    “May I ask why”

    “…well Mike Madigan-”

    “I don’t want to hear it! The budget will be on my desk tomorrow or I’m calling Ken Griffin and Richard Uihlein!”

    “….ok…”

    Comment by cracked screen Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:31 pm

  46. (Sees sign over door)…

    No, I have no idea what I’ll be doing in 2020… not this.

    Comment by Delimma Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:33 pm

  47. “Findin a non-union tailor around Springfield is like pullin teeth!”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:33 pm

  48. “Do these teachers understand who I am?”

    Comment by Rocky Rosi Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:41 pm

  49. maybe I’ll cut funds for what’s in the room. maybe I won’t.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:44 pm

  50. Horrible person sizes up next victim while sneering sycophant watches approvingly

    Comment by Lefty Lefty Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:45 pm

  51. I really wanted to wear my Carhartt’s today but they mad me wear this sport coat instead.

    Comment by Tough Guy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:45 pm

  52. I was a big hit at the SIU Halloween bash in my cowboy costume. Next year maybe I will come as a biker.

    Comment by A Jack Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:48 pm

  53. “Vice Principal: And what do we say, Bruce?
    BVR: Just because they don’t have money doesn’t mean they don’t matter.
    VP: That’s right, very good. And I suspect you won’t be throwing the special education children outside during the winter again, will you?
    BVR: No, ma’am.” *uncrosses fingers*

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:49 pm

  54. You’ins like learnin’?

    Comment by Wilson Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:51 pm

  55. “No, you can’t write me up for ‘chronic tardiness’ because I don’t actually go to school here.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:52 pm

  56. “So…um…you’re tellin’ me that the spellin’ test is TODAY?”

    Comment by morningstar Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:53 pm

  57. Dancin on the floor tiles.
    “Step on a crack - break your momma’s back”

    Comment by train111 Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:56 pm

  58. Where am I and why am I wearing a suit?

    Comment by BBG Watch Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:56 pm

  59. I am interested in a substitute teacher position here in 2018. I could teach a class called: “How to succeed by blaming everyone else for your failures.”

    Comment by A Jack Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:58 pm

  60. The dog ate my budget.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:01 pm

  61. Can you refer me to your fashion class? I need some pointers.

    Comment by oldman Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:06 pm

  62. I’m a walkin’ down the street like Lucky Larue
    Got my hand in my pocket.. I’m thinkin’ ’bout you
    I ain’t hurtin’ nobody….
    I ain’t hurtin’ no one..

    Comment by Been There Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:07 pm

  63. Don’t worry about the kids I got teachers lined up from other states to take your place

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:08 pm

  64. I am here to see the Principle.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:09 pm

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