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Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 7:21 am
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“That’s right, I’m Bruce Rauner, lead singer and driver of the Winnebego.”
Comment by oneholeoff Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:00 am
Now if only some enterprising tech person could put Bruce Rauner’s face on Jake’s body, we’d be all set.
Comment by Chicago Cynic Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:02 am
What makes Jake so endearing is that he’s a sociopath that has the unintended comedy bend. That’s why it’s so hilarious.
It’s usually not that way with real sociopaths. They aren’t funny.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:10 am
Because Madigan
Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:10 am
“Well governor, you’re not going to get away with it this time…”
Comment by JS Mill Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:31 am
Madigan: You got my cheese whiz, boy?!
Bruce: Yes, but I want a 4 year hard freeze. And no crackers.
Comment by Hit Em With the Hein Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:32 am
Oh yeah? Well me and the Lord, we have an understanding.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:42 am
What kind of music do you usually have here? “We got both kinds, we got Country and Western!”
Comment by Get it Solved Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:46 am
damn Rauner, why won’t he think of the children? Or maybe it’s this,http://apps.chicagotribune.com/news/watchdog/cook-county-property-tax-divide/
Comment by weltschmerz Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 8:51 am
Bruce: Disco pants and haircuts…
Madigan: Yeah, lots of space in the JRTC.
Comment by Anon Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:01 am
::nod to Get It Solved::
What kind of debt do you usually have here? “We got both kinds, past due and long term.”
Comment by oneholeoff Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:05 am
“There’s two white dudes out there say they know you. A diminutive old guy wearin’ a suit ordered one apple.”
“Mike!”
“And the other one’s a tall skinny dude; ordered a breakfast shoe.”
“And Bruce! The Impasse Blues Brothers!”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:05 am
John Belushi stars in “Bruce Rauner, 2018,” featuring the Democratic Party of Illinois as played by the Illinois State Police.
Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:11 am
That’s Rich’s best comment in months….
Comment by The Historian Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:13 am
They broke my watch…
Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:16 am
===John Belushi stars in “Bruce Rauner, 2018,” featuring the Democratic Party of Illinois as played by the Illinois State Police.===
I laughed out loud, startling myself. That’s just so deliciously biting.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:19 am
Unfortunately, Bruce thinks he has already “Seen the light” so not even divine intervention will deter him from his main goal of destroying labor. Everything else, including a budget is secondary.
Comment by sonny chiss Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 9:34 am
===featuring the Democratic Party of Illinois as played by the Illinois State Police.===
“Maintain Pursuit”
Comment by sonny chiss Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 10:55 am
That Night Train is a mean wine.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 11:13 am
“you…me…them…everybody!”
Comment by Skeptic Wednesday, Jun 7, 17 @ 12:00 pm