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* I wore my “Missing Budget” t-shirt to the Statehouse yesterday. Click here to order one for yourself. The proceeds benefit charities that have been slammed by the impasse.

Anyway

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:53 am

Comments

  1. “As you can plainly see, the dress code today is tie or open collar with a sport coat. Mister Miller has chosen to deviate from that code.”

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:55 am

  2. Come on, look how Miller is dressed and tell me again how these special sessions aren’t a joke.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:57 am

  3. “My Legislative Leaders went to Springfield and all I got was this T-shirt.”

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:57 am

  4. “No, Mr. Miller here is not affiliated with the Illinois Democratic Party. His editorial comments are strictly his own.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:57 am

  5. “It’s hardly an original idea. I saw the same message last week on a milk carton.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:58 am

  6. “…’P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D’… Open phone… Ok, again… ‘P-A-S…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:59 am

  7. Schweppe’s Commander Whitehead looks on in the background.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:00 am

  8. I can picture the Greg Bishop post now:

    “Rich Miller, half-asleep, is taking incomplete notes on Speaker Madigan’s non-budget demands. Included in his notes are the words education, comp, and items.”

    Comment by Curl of the Burl Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:00 am

  9. “Durkin said what?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:02 am

  10. “That’s a Representative Harris question, not a question for me… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:03 am

  11. I’m telling you, I don’t know this guy, never seen this T Shirt, and without the cute dog, he’d never have gotten in here.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:04 am

  12. “No. No, I’ve never wondered what I’d look like with a beard — why do you ask?”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:05 am

  13. As you can see, he’s a security risk and we’ve assigned a person to keep a very close eye on him.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:06 am

  14. Monique, some ruffian has taken your space.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:07 am

  15. What — Me worry?

    Comment by Southside Markie Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:08 am

  16. “I just got done boating. So sue me.”

    Comment by Curl of the Burl Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:10 am

  17. “The Governor will be out of town. That will help.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:10 am

  18. Look, another proud graduate of the Broder School of Journalism

    Comment by David Broder Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:10 am

  19. No, I don’t know how Mr. Miller can be asleep and still stand without swaying around.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:10 am

  20. I am appalled at the lack of decorum by the press during this special session. They should show some respect and at least button and tuck in their shirt.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:12 am

  21. Hard to believe… Rich finally out-Dahled Dahl!

    (see Amanda’s tweet at 10:08 am in Scribble)

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:14 am

  22. I told you once before, Miller has never worked for me. If you insist on asking that question, your credentials will be revoked.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:14 am

  23. “I wore my casual tie today.”

    Comment by Amalia Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:15 am

  24. I like Rich Miller. most of his blog followers fall for my propaganda.

    Comment by Arock Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:15 am

  25. “No - my minions are expected to don the finest bespoken apparel available at our best haberdashers - why would you ask?”

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:25 am

  26. “Whadda mean ‘where have I been’ I’m right here with you… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:25 am

  27. MJM- “Frumpy. I called that look frumpy. Plus, tell him to pull his pants up higher. Here, look at mine for example, almost all the way up to my chest!”

    Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:28 am

  28. Can’t tell, but are you missin’ a G?

    Comment by Omay Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:31 am

  29. Miller is totally insolent, I mean, look at what this guy is wearing in the People’s House… (banned word) Look at it. Geeeez.

    Comment by Slippin' Jimmy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:37 am

  30. “As you can see in the examples around me, ties are optional… collard shirts… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:43 am

  31. Governor: “Proof that Miller is a crony of Madigan!”

    Comment by Just Sayin' Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:44 am

  32. “Shhh, Miller’s sleeping. He hasn’t been home yet from last night.”

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:46 am

  33. “Pictured is Madigan’s Press Secretary Steve Brown as well as Assistant Press Secretary Rich Miller.”

    Comment by 217 Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:48 am

  34. “Some of us just attended Mass this fine Sunday. And then evidently others just slept in.”

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 10:54 am

  35. “You’re with WCIA in Champaign? Give my regards to Sheriff Sid.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:44 am

  36. “Do I still enjoy being speaker? Of course I do. But there are days when I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. That is what I’d truly like to be. ‘Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:47 am

  37. “Yes, I did notice Mr. Miller is wearing a different T-shirt today. It usually says ‘Superman.’”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:49 am

  38. “Jay Z? No, I don’t think so. Poor street creds. I’m more of a Snoop fan.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:51 am

  39. “I’m still shaking my head over that tuna fillet thing.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:54 am

  40. “My assistants here will provide you with my written comments & will also provide continuing commentary supportive of my efforts.” /s (sort of)

    Comment by Lance Mannion Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:55 am

  41. “Well, you may be able to fool SOME of the people by dropping your g’s, but you’ll never fool a trained linguist.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:57 am

  42. Steve Brown the puppetmaster and his puppets.

    Comment by Cook Street Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 11:58 am

  43. “No, I only read Capitol Fax for the photos of Oscar.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:01 pm

  44. “How do I really deal with stress? Well, that’s the job of Mr. Brown, behind me here. I might add that he’s only 25 years old.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:04 pm

  45. Allow me to introduce my Dad and my Granddad.

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:29 pm

  46. “This is Mr. Miller. He is going to play Steve’s stunt double in Rauner’s next production about me.”

    “Stunts? Well politics are just full of them. Just take this special session for instance…..”

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:36 pm

  47. I’ll let you know when it’s Miller time.

    Comment by pool boy Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:36 pm

  48. goldberg I invented the mike drop

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 12:42 pm

  49. I’m bring scissors to the next meeting, cutting out what I don’t want,handing their budget back to them

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:03 pm

  50. “Mr. Miller would like to make a short, voluntary statement concerning the error of his ways before leaving for his sabbatical in the new re-education camp we are opening on the former WIU campus.”

    Comment by Whatever Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:45 pm

  51. “No I have never heard of the Hoover Institution and yes 1983 was a very good year.”

    Comment by Boone's is back Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:48 pm

  52. “I guess I would compare this budget impasse to the age-old question: ‘Ginger or Mary Ann?’ A quite unsolvable conundrum, wouldn’t you agree?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:49 pm

  53. What are these so-called Capitol facts you speak of?

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:49 pm

  54. “Mr. Miller informs me they have a new sandwich at Saputo’s named after the Governor. It features thick baloney with extra cheese. Heh heh heh.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:54 pm

  55. From the raw tape, and this is not a joke:

    [House third reading vote bell rings]

    Madigan: They’re calling for you, Rich.

    Me: I know.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ople-AZp1M&t=4s

    “It tolls for thee”

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 1:55 pm

  56. LOL

    Comment by Boone's is back Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 2:26 pm

  57. “I asked the Republican leaders to explain to the Governor — in Esperanto, because apparently that’s all he understands — that nobody gets 100 percent.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 2:30 pm

  58. Why the long face, Mickey?

    Comment by IL Native Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 3:45 pm

  59. Show me the money

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 3:52 pm

  60. Some really good quick witted comments. Put a good chuckle on my face

    Comment by Power House Prowler Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 4:44 pm

  61. And behind me is Keenan Wynn who I’ve recently brought back to life to show Miller how to do casual. Because, you know, I can do that.

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Monday, Jun 26, 17 @ 9:27 pm

  62. Term limits is mind over matter, I don’t mind because it don’t matter

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 6:44 am

  63. You from the tribune, thats a fake news outlet you got credentials

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 6:52 am

  64. I don’t know where he’s at, I think he’s with Kim Reynolds In some dirt

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 7:05 am

  65. What did you expect for $350,000, something groundbreaking

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 7:21 am

  66. I’m just a blue collar worker fight for the middle class

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 7:54 am

  67. Do you have any idea what’s it like listening to the govenor just keep repeating himself without explaining himself at every meeting

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Jun 27, 17 @ 8:30 am

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