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* Gov. Bruce Rauner viewing flood damage…
* The Question: Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:35 pm
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I don’t feel too good; but how’s my makeup?
Comment by Paul S. Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:37 pm
Needs a new makeup artist!
Comment by Precinct Captain Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:37 pm
“No amount of costuming is going to make me look good… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:38 pm
Sandbags? No, that’s just the downpayment on my re-election campaign.
Comment by Leon Despres Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:38 pm
The governor in an attempt to be a man of the people has graciously used the bags of money intended to fund his campaign operations and that of the state GOP,to stem the flood waters in Lake County.
Comment by Tommydanger Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:38 pm
“Pharaoh had the plagues… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:39 pm
Who can I blame?
Comment by Because I said so.... Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:39 pm
“Wonder how those new hires are workin’ out…”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:40 pm
“What’s the big deal, I only waited a couple of days to declare a disaster.”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:40 pm
That’s right, I want them set up all the way around the State Fair Director’s home, as high as you can go.
Comment by SAP Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:41 pm
The new Rauner Crew continually messes up the simplist of things.
When told to produce an extra large prop “Haystack” with a needle for the Governor to find… they gave him a large flood… and sandbags instead.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:41 pm
This is fine.
Comment by Reality Check Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:41 pm
“Damn, I have to go to another North Shore soiree tonight, hope I can make it on time.”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:42 pm
“What a mess! What is that, a boarded up Meals on Wheels or a homeless shelter? I can’t even tell what it was.
Sir, sir ( body man) the damage you’re supposed to be inspecting is behind you. The flooding is behind you.
Oh right! The flooding.
Comment by Honeybear Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:43 pm
A hat tip to many… I waited…
#ExileInRaunerville
Still cracks me up.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:43 pm
“Hmmmmmm…. how can I blame Madigan?”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:43 pm
#Madiganandtheweatherhecontrols
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:44 pm
The only way to forget this is to have a Yuengling.
Comment by nadia Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:44 pm
“Governor, Mrs. Rauner will meet you at the cocktail party… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:44 pm
I made $188 million in 2015, spent about $70 million on my campaign, and bagged up the rest over here. Diana and I are running out of places to store it in Winnetka, we thought you folks might want to stack some cash bags up to keep the water out.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:45 pm
hmmm if we lowered workers comp coverage we could have filled twice as many sand bags.
Comment by Spliff Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:46 pm
One thing I admire about Bruce Rauner is that the man is tough and committed to his cause. He made $176 million dollars in 2015, he could be anywhere on earth today, but he is touring flood damage. I understand he was a bit late in showing up, and for that he and his staff can be faulted, but I take away from this picture a man who is weary, and has the means to be anywhere he wanted to be taking it easy.
Comment by Saluki Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:46 pm
===The only way to forget this is to have a Yuengling.===
Me, since “Decaur”, 2015.
“We got the sand from Wisconsin, so they’re a lil sore at us, Governor”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:46 pm
Yet again, Rauner confuses ‘concerned look’ with ‘inconvenient look’.
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:47 pm
“What …? The Lt Governor is hanging around here, oh no, tell her to home”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:47 pm
-Saluki_
You meant that as snark, right?
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:48 pm
There’s no problem Bruce Rauner can’t turn his back on.
Comment by Logan's Run Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:48 pm
I’m here to help. Use this money to help shore up the sandbags and if it’ll keep you happy afterwards keep it, just remember we come election time.
Comment by BigLou Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:48 pm
Here I thought I was a sandbagger.
Comment by Winnin' Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:49 pm
I agree Saluki- many wish he would just go ahead and choose the option of taking it easy as a civilian before his office’s expiration date
Comment by Roadiepig Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:49 pm
https://youtu.be/y6Sxv-sUYtM
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:49 pm
Beaten to the “bags of money” caption by almost everyone….
Comment by Blue Bayou Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:49 pm
===…but I take away from this picture a man who is weary, and has the means to be anywhere he wanted to be taking it easy===
Bruce and Diana are purposely destroying Illinois.
They aren’t doing Illinois any favors. Ask social services that closed, ask those served by the social services that closed too.
With respect.
“Governor, we warned you, ‘Don’t ride the Harley in the water’… it’s totaled”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:49 pm
Does anyone else think this looks similar to a Simpsons episode with Mr. Burns standing in front of his money?
Comment by BigLou Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:50 pm
“Disaster? Pssshhhhhh! You know what? You know what’s a disaster? Tax hikin’ with no reforms to grow jobs!”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:50 pm
“What do you mean my Harley is totaled? How is my van?”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:50 pm
If he can’t lift a pen, you don’t expect him to lift a sandbag, do you?
Comment by Pangloss Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:50 pm
“Whats the deal? I don’t see any floodin’ ”
“Governor, it’s behind you”
“Oh, right. Kyle, help me out here…oh, right.”
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:51 pm
@ Saluki. There is no way that Rauner’s face is projecting empathy or sadness for Illinois residents. Remember, he cut funding for educational programming for kids with autism on National Autism Awareness day. He sat by while thousands of people lost their jobs. He does not care a whit about those people whose homes are flooded. His face is that of a person who has been inconvenienced by mother nature. I hope the flooding left a water stain on his Dolce & Gabbana shoes.
Comment by Scamp640 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:53 pm
“Rasmussen was supposed to sell Lake County to Wisconsin by now!”
Comment by Passive Agressive Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:53 pm
If I don’t see it’s not real. Much like why I don’t meet with Speaker What’s His Name anymore.
Comment by OurMagician Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:54 pm
“Z, where are you?”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:54 pm
I got a little check in my pocket goin’ jing a ling a ling. No not for you lake county, for my campaign. Love those Georgia satellites, where’s my bike. Wait what floods?
Comment by Baloneymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:54 pm
Lurch? Zorn called me…Lurch?
Comment by Mike K Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:55 pm
Hey, can you use these sandbags? I used them and a few plastic tarps for the purge in my office.
Comment by Pale Rider Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:55 pm
Sorry for the exclamation points Rich. Temporarily slipped my mind.
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:58 pm
(for Breaking Bad viewers)
“Walter White only needed one pallet to hold his money. Me, I need all these.”
Comment by don the legend Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 3:59 pm
“I can’t believe I have to be here again, when I could be flying around the state pushing my Turnaround Agenda and letting everyone know how I technically agree with 90% of SB1 but will AV it anyway.”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:00 pm
Madigan sent all these bags with a note to punch my fist in them. Anyone know what “go pound sand” means? Some new yoga move?
Comment by Baloneymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:00 pm
I asked Lake county if I could give one bag out to each former staffer when they’re done. It’s Christmas in July
Comment by Baloneymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:02 pm
I’m at a loss..where is Goldberg? How do I blame this on Madigan?
Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:03 pm
All I need to launder this cash is a couple of Russian oligarchs, a Cyprus bank and a chump in the real estate business…
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:03 pm
Smithers, fetch my golden ceremonial shovel and put some sand the tube thingys for me.
Comment by GOP Extremist Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:03 pm
I didn’t mean my comment as snark. I think sometimes I have let my general contempt for the man overrun my better angels. Bruce Rauner is not totally without empathy, and his job is not easy. Perhaps this kind of experience touring flooded out property will have an impact on him in a positive way. I am probably being overly optimistic today, but here is to hoping.
Comment by Saluki Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:05 pm
This weather needs to stop bending the knee to the tornado tyrant Boss Madigan.
Comment by Mean Gene Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:06 pm
Those sacks o’ cash will just about cover the salaries of my new lobbyists, er, staff.
Comment by Flippy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:07 pm
The Gov is looking pretty thin. Maybe the stress of never being happier is wearing him down. /s
Comment by Boat captain Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:08 pm
I hate governing.
Folks if we only had term limits and workers comp reform your homes would not be flooded.
Comment by Publius Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm
Homer Simpson’s Brain: (Don’t look at watch like Bush in ‘92, Don’t look at watch like Bush in ‘92″). D’oh!
Comment by Now What? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:11 pm
“Why am I back in Lake County? This deluge has taken me hostage.”
Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:12 pm
Rauner’s thinkin; “Dang, the irony of it all. All these folks really need is the duct tape in the back of my car…..”
Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:13 pm
Does this makeup pop in front of the sandbags? The new staff want me to ditch the duct tape and do commercials with sandbags now.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:13 pm
Rauner shows his expertise in sandbagging.
Comment by Norseman Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm
- Anonymous - Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:13 pm:
That was me. Apologies. Having a time of it today.
Comment by Earnest Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm
The gift cards in the bags behind me will be awarded for each favorable comment you make on Capitol Fax. Bonus points will be awarded for proper spellin’ and for the best projection of my faults onto others. Good luck guys, I’m countin’ on you.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm
“Will sandbags stop Superstars scorned leaks?”
Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm
“Well, here’s all the proof we need that this state needs term limits. Now, can I ride around on one of those cool airboats for the photo-op?”
Comment by IllinoisBoi Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:16 pm
Nobody knew that floods could be so complicated, nobody knew….
Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:16 pm
Is this my good side?
Comment by anonymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:16 pm
“Where’d all those bags of apples come from?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:17 pm
What does Lake, McHenry, Kane counties expect me to do about their flood problem?
Their flood doesn’t fit my “don’t depend on government to bale you out” ideology.
Comment by Mama Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:18 pm
These individuals who show up for sandbagging duty highlights the value of “Right to Work.”
Comment by Jc19pd2 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm
“I’m tellin’ ya, I buy the ‘Extra Emaciated’ size shirts and they’re still too big.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm
“Silent auction for 2 tix Saturday #CubsvCards Portion of the proceeds goes to flood victims facebook.com/Taxpayers4Skil ”
You can only spare 2 tickets? Really?
Comment by Mama Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm
“Man, I’ve got a barkin’ case of indigestion. Anybody got a Rolaids and Pinot Noir ‘84?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:21 pm
“Governor, don’t look on Twitter… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:22 pm
“I thought the affected homeowners might have a hard time sleeping tonight, so I brought a few ‘My Pillows’ for ‘em.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:24 pm
My buddy Griff is doing this in his back yard to. Makin him a huge beach with real sand. But he takes it out of the bags.
Comment by Baloneymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:25 pm
Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm
“No, you can tell me the truth. Didn’t my hair used to be blond before I got this job?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm
“I was gonna wear my Aquaman costume, but I thought that might be a little over the top.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:28 pm
(Drat! ck would have written me somethin’ compassionate to say to these folks.)
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:29 pm
Left my Poseidon trident at home. Diana was usin it to spit roast whole beef tenderloins for the foxes. Hey did I tellya got foxes livin under the porch out here?
Comment by Baloneymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm
Gov. Rauner waits, impatiently, for his new Crew to arrive… they got lost 30 minutes ago.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as a “clown car” arrives and his New Crew falls out… to the first laughs in these parts in days…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:32 pm
Dude is looking seriously skinny. Is he ok?
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:33 pm
“Here are 1000 bags of money to forget that I’ve been MIA during this disaster”
Comment by TopHatMonocle Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:34 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as his makeup artist chooses between “Brawny Beige” or “Barely Brown” to apply to his face and hands…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:35 pm
Messaging Failure.
Bruce, if your hands are in your pockets, you’re not working.
Gawking at other people work while you stand there is not helping.
#RightToGawk
Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:35 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as reporters mock his late arrival to a disaster.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:39 pm
Rauner: “Speaker Madigan and the floodwaters he controls are to blame.”
Comment by Majordude Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:40 pm
You need to message this better. These aren’t flooded streets, this is all water front property.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:40 pm
- “there’d be sand in your pockets and nothing on your mind.”
Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:40 pm
Gov. Rauner waiting for @StatehouseChick for the proper “Flooding is a blessing” talking points.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:49 pm
@FakeStatehouseChick - Sorry Bruce, I’m a south-sider. To me, anything north Congress and the Post Office is still Chicago #PrayingForForgiveness
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:51 pm
@FakeStatehouseChick - I applaud Gov. Rauner appeasing the whiny. Don’t they know the greatness that is a natural disaster? #GlassHalfFullOfFloodWater
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:53 pm
I thought we term-limited that flood.
Comment by SAP Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:54 pm
@FakeStatehouseChick - when I look at this picture, I see a governor understanding what I see… a rebirth. #MakingLemonadeOutOfFloodWater
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:54 pm
Rauner Awaits Completed Staff Work Memo to Instruct on Use of Sandbags
Comment by Amalia Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on local leaders huddke together, whispering and pointing at him.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm
It takes a lot of BS to fill all these bags.
Comment by NobodysAccountable Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 4:58 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as others call Rauner a three or four day or… last responder…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:01 pm
“The hands halfway tucked in between Rauner’s khakis, that were specifically made for him to look like they were purchased at a local Walmart, will remind viewers of your support for your conceal carry. The Madigan message won’t work here.”
-IPI consultant
Comment by Almost The Weekend Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:06 pm
“You just pour these bags of trout fingerlings in here, wait a couple years, and voila, problem solved.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:08 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as Ms. Carl deletes her Twitter so the press conference can begin…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:09 pm
(Z used to tell me rollin’ up the old sleeves made me look like a take-charge guy. Hope he wasn’t kiddin’.)
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:11 pm
Certainly nothing matches the atrocity of the Holocaust, but the people of Lake County have been hurt badly by this flooding.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:12 pm
“Did you guys know Galesburg is the birthplace of Carl Sandbag? No? Just a little joke to break the tension.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:15 pm
That moisture is going to make his makeup run.
Comment by oldman Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:19 pm
See this pen in my pocket? This is the pen that isn’t going to sign SB1.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:23 pm
The floodin is my no.1 priority.
School fundin is my no.1 priority.
Comment by Jimk849 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:27 pm
Gov. Rauner waits for the Tee-Vee cameras to say that sandbags are the backbone of Illinois.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:28 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as the New Crew waits for his notes from the newly reprogrammed mobile “Rauner Word Jumble”…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:33 pm
Gov. Rauner looks on as two state troopers pick up Evelyn… again.
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:38 pm
“Under my administration, there’s more ‘lake’ in Lake County than ever before…. I’m not so sure about this new messagin’…”
Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 5:44 pm
Kick me in MY sack.
Comment by I will be frank Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:07 pm
I would give you the sandbags except Madigan won’t let me.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:11 pm
Think we put enough cement around Goldberg’s feet?
Comment by Whatever Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:42 pm
“What I’m doing to Illinois government is just like what we see here, an Act of God,”
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:46 pm
Proof that in times of floods, rats survive.
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:48 pm
“While I cannot stop this flood, be here sooner, vetoed the budget money necessary to fix the damage, I can keep Michael J. Madigan from controlling the governor’s office as soon as he lets me.”
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:52 pm
“I could be wrong, but I’m suspectin’ that this town has made god angry,”
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 6:55 pm
enter sandman
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:08 pm
raumsun get these back to my warehouse in Springfield
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:18 pm
Do you know how long it takes Florida sand here
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:39 pm
Carl did you cut the eye holes in the pillowcases
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:45 pm
Yep this is fan mail from the turnaround agenda
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:53 pm
Saluki, the whole “I could be anywhere, but I am nobly choosing to be Governor” thing is ridiculous. Elected office is a privilege - that’s why he’s willing to spend millions of dollars to be Governor. This is part of the job that he so desperately wanted.
Comment by Soccermom Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 7:59 pm
Kristen send these to rivinia for the beach boys
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:07 pm
Quick draw with the blame finger
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:33 pm
Venture capitalist adventure
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:40 pm
So your saying changing a horse midstream is a bad idea
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:46 pm
Stack your own damn sand bags. What? You expected me to help?
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:49 pm
God, I hope that new body man, what’s his name, has kept the AC going in the car. This 105 degree heat index is killing me.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:52 pm
This is my concerned look. I don’t care what is happening, but I have to at least make an appearance. What the hell, I can’t see it from my house.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 8:55 pm
Let’s have an intelligent conversation here; I’ll talk you listen
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:00 pm
What’s the big deal? I’m here. So what if I’m late to the party. Nobody asked me to come look at this phony bologna flooding.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:06 pm
Thank-you tour two
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:10 pm
The moment when Rauner realizes that he should have drank that liter of GoLYTELY after the presser, not before.
Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:13 pm
What of it? Those bags are filled with invoices that were hidden in the agencies and never submitted to the comptroller for payment.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:14 pm
So what. I got a court order that says I don’t have to pay down the backlog. I have to get rid of the invoices some how. Geez, make up your mind.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:17 pm
God, I hope Diana chills the wine correctly tonight. She knows I like the pinot to be chilled to exactly 66 degrees.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:21 pm
God, I hate my volunteer job.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:22 pm
How can I dress like I’m workin’? Too hot for my Carhart jacket…
Comment by downstate commissioner Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 9:31 pm
“I always have this strange feeling that I am being followed around my by political baggage”.
Comment by peon Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 10:32 pm
“Okay, I did my best ‘Concerned ‘N’ Stuff’ face. Did you get it? Can we get out of this mosquito incubator now?
Comment by Stumpy's bunker Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 10:37 pm
The governor of Illinois grimly assesses the odds of whether “these people” will be problematic and nag & complain or just move to Wisconsin.
Comment by Stumpy's bunker Thursday, Jul 20, 17 @ 11:48 pm
“Charlie says, love my Good-N-Plenty
Charlie says, it really rings a bell
Charlie says, love my Good-N-Plenty
Don’t know any other candy that I love so well
Good-N-Plenty Good-N-Plenty Good-N-Plenty”
Comment by Tommydanger Friday, Jul 21, 17 @ 7:35 am
sad sack
Comment by Rabid Friday, Jul 21, 17 @ 8:44 am
joe btfsplk
Comment by Rabid Friday, Jul 21, 17 @ 8:50 am
Certainly nothing matches the atrocity of the holocaust, but it’s undeniable that I’m really bored.
Comment by Da big bad wolf Friday, Jul 21, 17 @ 8:54 am
You know what, I know receding
Comment by Rabid Friday, Jul 21, 17 @ 9:05 am