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* From Chris Kennedy’s Twitter feed…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:20 pm

Comments

Maybe this will get my grassroots growing?

Comment by Spliff Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:21 pm
“Does this switch control the elevator?”

Comment by A Jack Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:22 pm
Which one moves me forward?

Comment by Anonish Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:23 pm
“How the hell do you get out of neutral”

Comment by BuckinIrish Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:23 pm
“Does this model come with air conditioning?”

Comment by A Jack Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:24 pm
“This is obviously the switch that releases the gold, right?”

Comment by bmcchgo Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:25 pm
Shades of Dukakis driving that tank

Comment by Sue Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:26 pm
“If this governor thing doesn’t work out…..”

Comment by A Jack Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:26 pm
He’s just ready for the harvest

Comment by Michelle Flaherty Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:27 pm
What about this one? This one is reverse too?
How about this one?
This one?
Okay, this one…

– MrJM

Comment by @MisterJayEm Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:29 pm
Stuck in neutral, just like his campaign.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:32 pm
Probably one of the better photos of Kennedy that I’ve seen

Comment by Ugh Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:32 pm
“Hey Bruce, I got some Hanes Tagless undershirts in the back of my car if you need some.”

Comment by ChrisB Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:33 pm
“Maybe farming is going to be a better fit for me.”

Comment by Moe Berg Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:33 pm
Shades of trump pretending to drive a fire truck.

Comment by Huh? Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:34 pm
Guy in white hat - oh god, he touched the one lever I told him not to touch. There goes $10 grand in repair bills.

Comment by Huh? Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:34 pm
No Chris the penny slots are not on the fairgrounds. You can make that happen in two years though.

Comment by Almost the weekend Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:35 pm
“I was thinking about taking this over to the Governor’s mansion to cut the grass before I move in.”

Comment by A Jack Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:35 pm
Can’t you read? The sign says stay off the tractors. And you want to be governor?

Comment by Huh? Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:36 pm
Obviously he doesn’t use the same costume shop that Rauner does.

Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:37 pm
“I’m an excellent driver. I drive slow on the driveway. Excellent driver.”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:37 pm
So I pull this lever and fundraising dollars come out right?

Comment by Lakeview Dude Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:39 pm
“Green acres is the place to be….”

Comment by A Jack Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:48 pm
Clutch lever, right?

Comment by Slippin' Jimmy Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:50 pm
Where’s the steering wheel on this thing? Is this it?

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:51 pm
My grandfather drove one of these. He used it to haul molasses into Canada back in the day.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:52 pm
Kennedy: “Here we go, Reverse!”

Loudspeaker: “Paramedics needed in Agriculture, repeat,
Paramedics needed in Agriculture… STAT!”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:55 pm
Really, this is what’s left?
Are you sure someone else claimed the Carhartt and motorcycle shtick already?

Comment by titan Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 2:56 pm
CK: I can’t believe I’m on a tractah…

Handler: Boss, try to watch your pronunciation, it won’t sell well especially down state.

CK: Hey, I’m just dropping my Rs Boston style. Bruce does it with his Gs all the time.

Comment by Worth It Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:00 pm
Kennedy: “ah, here it is,,,,Reverse….’

Loudspeaker: “Ambulance needed in Agriculture, repeat….”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:02 pm
I’ll just leave this right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLKR9tCiwvA

Comment by Curl of the Burl Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:12 pm
A Minneapolis-Moline. I would have thought Kennedy would have been an Oliver Man.

Comment by Saluki Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:14 pm
Someone get Madigan on the phone, I’m going to need instructions on how to do this.

Comment by Josh Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:21 pm
What is a farmer tan, again?

Comment by Responsa Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 3:42 pm
“Does this one turn on the stereo?”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:01 pm
Put this next to a photo of JB

Comment by Amalia Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:05 pm
Which end does the corn come out?

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:05 pm
No, for the last time, it’s not called “Kenworth,” my home town is Kenilworth.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:07 pm
Kennedy takes JB’s mobility scooter out for a spin

Comment by Red fish blue fish Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:24 pm
“You really mean it? I can drive this as soon as they refill the blinker fluid? Alright!”

Comment by 47 Hudson Friday, Aug 18, 17 @ 4:52 pm