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* From JB Pritzker’s Twitter account…
* The Question: Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:50 pm
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“Sorry, ma’am, the toilet’s disconnected.”
Comment by Chris Widger Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:51 pm
“Sorry, the bathroom is out of order. Until further notice.”
Comment by Perrid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:51 pm
“Whadda gonna do? Amirite?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:52 pm
A quarter? Miss, I’m sorry I don’t have a quarter but good luck.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:53 pm
“I’m a Pritzker, not a Ricketts. I dunno why the pitching was bad”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:54 pm
“I just bought this suit… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:54 pm
“My first thought was to be your Treasurer.”
Comment by Dome Gnome Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:54 pm
“I don’t have your teeth… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:55 pm
Welcome to Harrah’s.
Comment by City Zen Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:55 pm
Mrs. Bush, he really did grab me.
Comment by Bruce (no not him) Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:56 pm
“I can’t put on Ellen, I don’t have the remote… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:56 pm
“I’m sorry, maam, hope in one hand, and what now in the other?”
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:57 pm
“This my suit… just a suit… Rauner has costumes… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:57 pm
“Honest, ma’am, I really didn’t take your Halloween candy!”
Comment by Anonymous 88 Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:58 pm
“…..”
“…..”
“THE… Aristocrats…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:58 pm
“Please stop asking me why your heating bill went up 50 cents.”
Comment by Curl of the Burl Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:59 pm
“What do I do? Oh no, I have no idea how I got so much money.”
Comment by Ctown Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:59 pm
I’ve never ridden on a bus, I helicoptered to school.
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:59 pm
No offense lady, but this isn’t a Biss event. You can’t use the word “like” 10 times in one sentence. Sorry.
Next question.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm
“I just got here…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm
You don’t even have a million?
How did you live?
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm
But, Mr. Slate asked to see me.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm
J. B. Pritzker is called upon once again to deny that he is Jackie Gleason and to state categorically that he has never appeared in “The Honeymooners” or worked opposite with Art Carney, Audrey Meadows or Joyce Randolph
Comment by W Flag Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm
The toilets just….vanished!
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm
“I’m sure Davey is a nice fella… but I ain’t him… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
…and that’s how we’ll fix this state’s fiscal crisis. By taxing your retirement income.
Comment by Mugsy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
“Honest, ma’am, I really didn’t take your Halloween candy! Might have been Rauner!”
Comment by Anonymous 88 Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
“I’ve been working on my monopoly man impression, how’s it going grams?”
Comment by Frankie Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
Sorry lady, but if you don’t fit into an oppressed group, I have no idea what you want.
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
Manny’s Big and Tall….in 1997.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:02 pm
Movies “only cost a nickel?”
What’s a nickel?
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:03 pm
How did you get in here?
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:04 pm
Carharts don’t stay on the Goodwill racks very long so I had to settle for this.
Comment by Vole Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:04 pm
“I’m trying here, meet me half way, I can find something we can agree on… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:05 pm
“I’m not afraid of a meal… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:06 pm
“You stayed at a Hilton downstate?… where are they?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:07 pm
I’m sorry ma’am, I don’t know what a notch baby is, and I’m sorry to hear you’re one them. Sounds terrible, but I don’t think that’s a state issue.
Next question.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:08 pm
“That’s a good question. I’m not sure if Charlie Chaplin is a better performer than Lin-Manuel Miranda.”
Comment by Curl of the Burl Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:08 pm
What do you get from - what’s you call it - Social Security, each month - in million - if you can’t be exact, uh, 12-13 million?
I can see how that could be tight. I can’t get by with less than 50 million a months.
Christmas - right?
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
Retirement center? I thought this was the Pinegrove Retreat Center. I’m in the wrong place.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
“I don’t have any sunglasses on me… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
I’m telling you, I did NOT play Spanky in “The Little Rascals” when I was younger. I don’t even know Alfalfa or Darla.
Comment by Christopher Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
I’d push you to the cafeteria but I just washed my hands.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:10 pm
Yes. U r right. That senators comments would get you banned for life on Capitol fax.
Comment by Never mind Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:10 pm
Didn’t you get run over by a reigndeer?
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:11 pm
As you can see, Depends don’t leak after you use them.
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:12 pm
“Rauner wins the condo association costume contest, with his amazing Pritzker outfit”
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:14 pm
Hey - my offer still stands. I buy you mansion for 50 grand so I can tear it down to build a larger master bedroom.
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:15 pm
No I haven’t seen your husband
Comment by Well then Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:15 pm
I’ll just wait you out.
How much longer you gonna live?
1-2 years tops?
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:17 pm
I Don’t Like Rauner As Well..
Comment by Shake Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:20 pm
But Halloween was only last night. Can’t I still wear my Fats Domino tribute costume today?
Comment by Christopher Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:23 pm
I really don’t like when you do this. It almost always leads to inappropriate or excessively rabid comments, gratuitous insults and rumors.
Comment by feline Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:26 pm
“No ma’am, I don’t know what was in those brownies my gramma used to bake for me all the time but I tell you they were great.”
Comment by Responsa Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:26 pm
“My cuff links didn’t just ‘fall’ off…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:30 pm
No, I’m not Rod Blagojevich and I’m not being fed well in prison.
Comment by IllinoisBoi Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:31 pm
I got it Robert Hall. I used to go to Omar the tentmaker.
Comment by Lefty Louis Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:32 pm
“What do you mean you haven’t seen my ads…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:33 pm
I’ve never suffered from a “lack” of visibility.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:35 pm
“That’s the joke… the name of the act. That’s the punchline, ‘The Aristocrats’… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:35 pm
Free rides for seniors on public transportation? Hmm…not a bad idea.
Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:36 pm
“Yeah Chris Christie and I talked and we decided to dress up and go trick or treating last night as the other one. It was kind of fun to go incognito like that. And he’s already a governor, you know.”
Comment by Responsa Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:36 pm
==But, Mr. Slate asked to see me.==
Glad this is catching on.
Comment by City Zen Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:36 pm
“So the Lt. Governor just ‘fell’… right here… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:37 pm
But ma’m, if George Bush Sr. pinched your behind in 1943, you should have reported it then.
Comment by Christopher Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:37 pm
“Oliver Babish, I just loved your character in the West Wing.”
Comment by AC Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:43 pm
I’m glad my outfit takes you back to the 1950’s, can I get your support in the primary?
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 4:49 pm
I spilled on my other jacket. I know i know its ugly what you gonna do
Comment by Regular democrat Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:13 pm
“You like cannoli? I like cannoli. See. Pals.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:19 pm
I’m really not Blagojevich lady…
Comment by Scoot Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:34 pm
“So I says to the old lady, ‘Do you know who I am?’, and she says, ‘No, sweetie, I sure don’t, but if you ask at the front desk, they can tell you.’” (Rim shot)
Comment by Whatever Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:50 pm
“You got that right, Ma’am. I consider myself extremely fortunate that I’ve never served in the Illinois Legislature.”
Comment by Responsa Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:52 pm
OW gets so excited for the captions. He must have a lot of time on his hands.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 5:59 pm
So JB - what will you do AFTER you run out of other people’s money?
Comment by Anon Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 6:02 pm
===…gets so excited for the captions. He must have a lot of time on his hands===
How much time does it take you to come up with a caption?
Don’t hurt yourself, LOL
“I can’t take you with me… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 6:03 pm
“I ripped out my toilet because, well, that seat was f”’kin golden”
Comment by pundemonium Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 6:18 pm
It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 6:28 pm
“No, I will not wheel you over to the nickel slots, Ma’am.”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 6:35 pm
“ Nah, my hands aren’t tiny…they just don’t match up too
good with the rest a me..”
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 7:11 pm
How can I claim a $250,000 deduction on my property taxes, and still say I support education funding, like you did?
Comment by naperville mom Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 7:23 pm
“Rauner clouted his denied daughter who was from Winnetka into Payton Prep… a Chicago school… and I’m suppose to believe Rauner cares about kids that aren’t his own? Amirite”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 7:25 pm
Like it?
I’m usually wearing my PJ’s.
Comment by cdog Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 7:47 pm
“Ah shucks, ma’am,I’m just your ordinary everyday kind of billionaire.”
Comment by dbk Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 7:51 pm
I know. It’s a crazy business but I think I can make a difference.
Comment by Laura Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 9:17 pm
“Tell me what promises I need to make to get your vote.”
Comment by Blue dog dem Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 9:26 pm
Things are expensive now a days. I had to appeal my property taxes three times already but i got this brown window paned suit with the savings… You think it makes me look makes a bit chubby?
Comment by NorthsideNoMore Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 9:54 pm
stop Illinois from being flushed down the toilet, remove the toilet
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 1:59 am
thought you bought a Nintendo but the govenor sold this place to you
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 2:31 am
Are you Rauners immigrant grandparent
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 2:36 am
The govenor is like my toilet, disconnected
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 2:46 am
i can’t offer indoor swimming pools like the govenor of Florida has
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 4:20 am
can you believe i want to raise taxes on myself, not you
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 4:44 am
i will never stand in madigans shadow
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 4:54 am
if money is brains, I’m a lot smarter than the govenor
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 5:01 am
my arms are frozen from hold up Diana’s charity
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 5:13 am
the difference between Rauner and me is I’ll take a lot more arrows
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 5:49 am
well if your not voting for me, jump on board with Ives
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 6:24 am
I’m big enough to admit mistake, Rauners a failure
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 7:14 am
Rauner is lying like this rug
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 7:19 am
you know Diana asked me if I had any spare toilets for the mansion
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 7:34 am
What do I know about being governor? I don’t have to know anything about being governor, I’m a billionaire.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 8:14 am
See nothing up my sleeve the quarter vanished, would you like to see another magic trick. This time I’ll make Governor Rauner disappear
Comment by Ado Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 9:08 am
Rauner looking for a fight, I’m ready to Greco Roman knuckle wrestling
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 9:31 am