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* Chris Kennedy and former Senate President Emil Jones…

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:51 pm

Comments

Dean and Sammy looked better, but Vegas called and they answered…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:53 pm
The Rat Pack may have lost a step…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:53 pm
Just a couple of anti-establishment reformers, hittin’ the town.

Comment by Arsenal Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:54 pm
U of I versus Emil Jones State.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:54 pm
I can’t figure it out. It fit fine when I was in the Senate.

Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:55 pm
The Matire’ d convention was a huge success…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:55 pm
“Ok, now Mr. Kennedy you ‘un-button’ your coat, and Mr. Jones you ‘button’ your coat… see if that helps… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:57 pm
The King Who Was and the King Who Won’t

Comment by Anonish Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:58 pm
Two candidates who remain confused as to whether ayrvedic herb cannabis used as a medicine for thousands of years is just like a combination of LSD and Heroin with no possible medicinal value.
Clique but “twiddle dee and twiddle dumb.”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:59 pm
OW at 3:57 wins. Not nice, but it wins.

Comment by Perrid Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 3:59 pm
“And because of my lack of fundraising talent you can be sure Mr. Jones is smiling because he likes me, not because he’s sold his soul to me like our friends JB and BVR”

Comment by 2018 should be fun Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:02 pm
“More like tuxedon’t, amirite?”

– MrJM

Comment by @MisterJayEm Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:04 pm
Okay now a photo with everyone who was born into a politics dynasty!

Wait a second… where’s Rep. Rush’s kid?

Comment by 2018 should be fun Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:04 pm
I present to you the man who helped Rod get his budget passed over Madigan’s objections.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:05 pm
“Ok, let’s go for ‘akward friends’… Chris put your arm awkwardly around Emil’s shoulders… Emil, look disinterested… Perfect… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:07 pm
My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump and this is my best good friend Bubba. We go together like peas and carrots.

Comment by DuPage Bard Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:07 pm
“It’s safe to say the ‘Dad’s Home State Gala’ brought out Illinois’ biggest stars… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:09 pm
The “Anti-Establishment” Candidate for Governor literally embraces The Establishment.

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:09 pm
Now trust me buddy. All we gotta do is stand here and smile like this. Those guys are sure to give us tips when we park the cars.

Comment by Aimtomisbehave Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:12 pm
“It’s not the best picture… and it didn’t help that Chris wore bright red Chuck Taylor’s, so we had to crop it here … “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:12 pm
#TypicalTuesday

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:13 pm
The much worse sequel to March of the Penguins.

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:13 pm
Hey Paul and Stevie are back — ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano …

Comment by Baloneymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:14 pm
“I want you to know, Emil, that I had no idea how much Coach Guenther was making”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:15 pm
“Ok… pick out the clip on tie… go”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:16 pm
Sure can’t rent this kind any more. Classssic.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:18 pm
Okay Emil, Call me Ollie for the rest of the night.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:18 pm
This is what you get for a C Note at Seno.
They’re gone, but we could look up Gingiss.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:19 pm
“… this is why they don’t do 8 shows a week anymore… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:19 pm
Okay, even fooling around. Get back to driving those horse carriages.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:21 pm
Yeah Senator, a belt. This ensemble…needs a belt.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:21 pm
“Welp… I guess top hats couldn’t hurt… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:22 pm
“Puttin on da Witzzzz”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:23 pm
“When they say they have a formal announcement… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:25 pm
“Ironically, both Chris and Emil had nothing back from the cleaners to wear today… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:27 pm
Mel and Danny accepting honorary Oscar for not doing any more Lethal Weapon sequels.

Comment by Baloneymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:29 pm
Can you believe it? Both of us are still a size 38 after all these years, speaking of 38%…

Comment by OurMagician Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:30 pm
This is just what the Illinois Family Institute warned us would happen with same-sex-marriage.

Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:43 pm
If they’d *switch* the 2 jackets, both might fit…

Comment by The Historian Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:53 pm
Fabulous Baker Boys Return to The Globe.

Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 4:55 pm
Suave and Debonair

Comment by SAP Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:07 pm
Two great communicators join forces…

Comment by Captain Obvious Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:09 pm
Kennedy gives shocked look when Emil does what shouldn’t be done - to women OR men.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:15 pm
CK “Inhale and hold it in E we can do this ! Photog hurry it Up”

Comment by the Cardinal Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:20 pm
I always liked that Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear “Stuck on You” movie.

Comment by We'll See Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:31 pm
Sadly, the series was axed leaving both Clint Howard and Gary Coleman without a TV show.

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 5:56 pm
Dumb and Dumber

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:09 pm
“Thanks Chris, but next time I think I’ll borrow a tux from JB”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:49 pm
=== The King Who Was and the King Who Won’t ===

This is Chris, not pritzker lol

Comment by max bayer Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:51 pm
Cummerbunds? Who needs a stinking cummerbund?

Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 7:53 pm
New Double Stuffed Oreos.

Comment by Yep Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 8:57 pm
“Whatdaya think?”

“I can only think of one word and one word only….swarthy.”

Comment by JS Mill Wednesday, Nov 8, 17 @ 9:10 pm
Passé salt n peppa…

Comment by Loop Lady Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 7:51 am
“No CK, that’s not Revie Sorey. That’s Emil Jones,jr.”

Comment by Trapped in the ‘burbs Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:36 am
email emoji

Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:46 am
check and double check

Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:51 am
I was born a poor black child

Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 8:54 am
Diana get over here let’s do a mod squad photo

Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 9:00 am
Emil - “Wow, I can’t believe I got my picture taken with Owen Wilson… but he’s a bit heavier than I imagined.”

Comment by Border Bound Thursday, Nov 9, 17 @ 9:01 am