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posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:45 pm

Comments

“I must eat you.”

Comment by kibbit Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm
Battle of the jowls.

Comment by Saluki Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm
“No, J.B., my coat was just a bit tight… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm
“And you thought you were wealthy?”

Comment by Keyrock Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm
Pritzker: I’ll release my tax returns if you do. Deal?

Kennedy: Deal. I’ll do mine the day I submit petitions.

Pritzker: Yeah, ok. Me too…

Kennedy: Full returns or cover pages?

Pritzker: It’s complex.

Kennedy: What about those family trusts?

Pritzker: Nope.

Comment by RP_Progressive Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm
“Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you.”

Comment by Anonish Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm
“We really need to do something about that Biss guy… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm
“Great job making little Danny Biss mad!”

“Yeah, you too! That’s teamwork!”

Comment by Highway 20 Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm
Congratulations we are both hiding our tax returns, thank God for Trump ! Lol hey see you later

Comment by Railrat Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:55 pm
I will appoint you to a Deputy Governor position, ok?

Comment by Honeybadger Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm
May the best man win

Comment by Anon Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm
“Chris, you will have to submit a resume for a job in my administration just like everyone else.”

Comment by Slugger Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm
Next time we wear the cowboy costumes, okay?

Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:57 pm
“Chris, call me Luca Brasi again. Try it… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:59 pm
“No, Chris, seriously, I’ll trade you my apartment on Park Place in New York, you swap me that beach house off the Boardwalk…. no hotels, just the house.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:01 pm
The jackets waterproof and comes with poles and pegs too..

Comment by Mouthy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:02 pm
Trust Fund Babies

Comment by Almost the Weekend Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm
“Chris, to be honest, I’m glad it it’s not just you and I… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm
“My sleeves are rolled up, JB, so I’m clearly working harder than you…”

Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:04 pm
“Chris, I’m not trading Penny for all your brother, sisters, cousins… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm
J.B. Pritzker. Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm
“Well, Chris, I coulda told you, Bill Daley isn’t known for fundraising. Penny… well… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:07 pm
“Chris, between your smile and my girth, it’s amazing we’re still in the game, right?”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:08 pm
“Chris, you really need to wear a suit”
“JB, you really need to lose some weight”
Both candidates laugh and swear under their breath

Comment by Red fish blue fish Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:09 pm
“Chris, I hope you didn’t bike here tonight, my driver hit a Huffy bike in the parking lot and I’d be blue if I found out it was yours… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:11 pm
“I appreciate your offer to ride Divvies, but I’m taking a limo.”

Comment by Jocko Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:12 pm
Delta Tau Chi fraternity brothers “Flounder” and “Otter” re-unite to plan a toga party in Springfield.

Comment by Ann O Mouse Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:13 pm
“Who is this Dauber guy, anyways? You know him?”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:16 pm
“Chris, say that again, I’ll drop another of my “Lucky 7” million in the account and just run ads of cute puppies playing in a meadow, k?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:17 pm
Deal - between the 2 of us we will make sure the nouveau riche trash gets taken out.

Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:18 pm
“Chris, ask me where the bathroom is again, I’ll cancel your Hilton Rewards card. Yeah, I know you have one… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm
Chris, if I had your teeth I’d be twice this size.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm
“No, Chris, I have about 50 campaign offices and 300 staffers I’m paying for, the $7 million a pop doesn’t go that far…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:21 pm
“JB, the good news is Bruce and Diana will have finished the renovations in the mansion, so we don’t have to worry about things… like… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm
Armwrestle, two outta tree.

Comment by zatoichi Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm
“Chris, you be nice to Tio and Dalbier. I need them to stick around, so be warm and charming”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:29 pm
“JB, we’re all rooting for Ives… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:31 pm
Touch anything on my plate and I’ll rip your arm right out if the socket.

Comment by SSL Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm
Isn’t that just like an Irishman, bringing millions to a tens of millions fight.

Comment by Quizzical Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm
JB: “Chris, if your generation had handled grandpa’s fortune like mine did, you could afford a jacket.”

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:41 pm
Hey Chris,

M.K. and I are having a little party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow our lawn?

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:42 pm
“Yes I promise to buy you a coat if you promise never to do that with your sleeves. Who you emulating… Rauner?”

Comment by MissBentohs Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:46 pm
“Bad news, JB. The Mart raised the rent on the 1871 space.”

Comment by Anonymous324 Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:48 pm
Yeah that Trump Tax Break is going to help us (laughter from both) … but me a lot more than you (laughter only from JB)… and don’t worry, I’ll speak out against it just like you (laughter from both)

Comment by MissBentohs Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:51 pm
We are not career Springfield politicians like the insider former State Representative now State Senator Dan Biss.

Comment by Outsiders Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:52 pm
“promise i can have the rest of your sandwich? let’s shake on it.”

Comment by no name Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:53 pm
Kennedy you say? Are you related to Scott?

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm
Rumble in the high income jungle.

Comment by Amalia Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm
“Chris, remind me why both of us actually want this stupid job?”

Comment by GutterIllinois Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm
“I bought you another suit from Walmart, Chris”

“Thanks, but how did you fit it into the little basket on those Walmart scooters you use, JB?”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
Dude, if you want to look like a governor, you wear a purple tie. Orange is out.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm
“I heard you biked here, Chris. What does exercise feel like?”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:12 pm
“Instead of biking Chis, I ride in a rickshaw pulled by the Superbowl losing team.”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:16 pm
“I think it would look better if I’m the front of the horse, and you’re the huge back half.”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:18 pm