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* I could do caption contests on all of these pics. Here’s one of Pritzker that Mark Maxwell recently tweeted

* From a JB Pritzker press release…

* And here’s a screen grab of mine from a Biss campaign video

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 10:58 am

Comments

  1. A young Kirk Dillard.

    Larry David with hair.

    Karaoke night at Biss HQ.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am

  2. Biss just looks like he’s singing “Let’s Stay Together”, it’s not so bad.

    Comment by Arsenal Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am

  3. Where’s Rauner

    Comment by Real Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:03 am

  4. Looks like Daniel is enjoying some cannaBISS at a concert!

    I don’t even have words for the other two…

    Comment by RP_Progressive Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:04 am

  5. Gotta get Kennedy a haircut…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am

  6. “Well, I uhhh…”

    “Do you people have no shame?!?”

    “AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII…..”

    Comment by Back to the Mountains Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am

  7. Dan Hampton, Archie Bunker, & Sideshow Bob.

    Comment by Rutro Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:05 am

  8. Pic 1 - “Mall Dude Gobbles Record 8 Sbarro Pizza Slices in 10 Minutes”

    Pic 2 - “Flowing Hair, Just Don’t Care”

    Pic 3 - “Sen. Biss makes a poor attempt at an impression of Trump while singing David Allen Coe’s ‘You Never Even Called Me by My Name’ at local dive’s Karaoke night.”

    Comment by Anon24 Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:08 am

  9. “Legalize it
    Don’t criticize it
    Legalize it, yeah yeah
    And I will advertise it”

    Comment by So_Ill Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:09 am

  10. Sleep to pursue

    Waxy hue

    Mike Madigan blues

    Comment by Res Melius Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am

  11. Pritzker - Rough bender.
    Kennedy - Back to the Future
    Biss - Doing his best Chris Martin imitation

    Comment by view from the cheap seats Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am

  12. Alternate proposal for the remake of “9 to 5″

    Comment by Name Withheld Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:10 am

  13. Pritzker…Which camera?
    Kennedy… Haircut’s on Thursday OW!
    Biss…with just a pinch of Basil!

    Comment by WhoKnew Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:11 am

  14. Pritzker: “(cough, cough) uh, a case of jalapeno sliders, a large Diet Coke and…. dude, where’s my car?”

    Kennedy: “This one I call ‘Blue Steel.’”

    Biss: “Wake me up, before you go-go…”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:13 am

  15. Gotta think more about the last two, but the top one could be side by side with Homer Simpson. Mmmm..donuts.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am

  16. Picture 1) Pritzker after a closed door session with UIUC Cannabis supporters orders a slice at Garcia’s Pizza.

    Picture 2) old pic from when the Letterman show was doing a week in Chicago. Kennedy announced he will play his ukellele with Paul Shaffer and the tonight show band.

    Picture 3) Senator Biss channeling the recently late Vic Damone serenads supporter.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am

  17. As Trump might say, “They are all Sleepy Son’s of >>>>>>”

    Comment by Undiscovered country Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:14 am

  18. Ahhhh-choo!

    Come to Cellozzi-Ettelson, where you always save more money

    Available for bat/bar-mitzvahs and as a wedding singer

    Comment by Shytown Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:15 am

  19. I’d like to believe JB’s button is leftover bling from an Adeline Geo-Karis campaign. May I please believe that?

    Comment by Linus Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:15 am

  20. Pritzker: I think, generally, uh, I think, uh, basically, I think, so um yeah. That’s what I think about that.

    Kennedy: Cape Cod summer cut

    Biss: “It’s a long road, when you face the world alone. No one reaches out a hand for you to hooooooold. You can find love if you search within yourself and the emptiness you felt will disappeeeeeeaaaar. And then a hero comes along. With the strength to carry on and you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive.”

    Comment by The Most Anonymous Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:17 am

  21. Daniel Biss looks like a member of Depeche Mode on their reunion tour

    Comment by Reggie Redbird Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:17 am

  22. In order:

    Willlllma….

    This is my elevator expression…

    Feelings…nothing more than feelings…

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:21 am

  23. Separated at birth - Illinois Edition.

    Photo 1: JB & Dan Lauria (father character on The Wonder Years).

    Photo 2: CK & Eric Idle (Monty Python).

    Photo 3: DB & Todd Rundgren (singer of ‘I Saw Light’)

    Comment by Working Night and Day Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:25 am

  24. Did Biss receive a golden ticket for his audition?

    Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:26 am

  25. Fred Flintstone

    Ricochet Rabbit

    Beavis

    Comment by SSL Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:29 am

  26. Fyi… GEO graduate employees association.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am

  27. Very flattering photos:

    JB looks exhausted
    Kennedy looks unprepared
    Biss is a personified TED talk

    Comment by buffalo soldier Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am

  28. Moe
    Larry
    Shemp

    Comment by Baloneymous Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:31 am

  29. #1: Pritzker reacts to a Kleenex given to him by a Raunerbot, laced with sneezing powder.

    #2: Kennedy discos with a 70’s hairdo.

    #3: Biss does standup as one of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:38 am

  30. Put a red bejeweled crown on Kennedy’s head and he could pass for King George III.

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 11:44 am

  31. JP “Im so sleepy campaigning is hard, never had to work this hard well really work in my life”

    CK “I go with this 70s professor look so people dont know that I’m another east coast rich kid”

    DB “shhhhh close your eyes and listen to me, more taxes on people who make over $80k is a good thing these are bad people and they need to pay for being rich.

    Comment by theCardinal Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:05 pm

  32. This is Kent Dorfman. He’s a legacy.

    Kennedy? Yeah No, not Ethel.

    “A moment like this” (American Idol)

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:06 pm

  33. For the 3d picture, with apologies to Billie Holiday:

    It was a morning, long before dawn
    Without a warning I found I was through
    How could I do it
    Why should I do it
    I can’t do it any more

    Am I blue
    Am I blue
    Ain’t these tears, in these eyes telling you
    How can you ask me “am I blue”
    Why, wouldn’t you be too

    If each plan
    To slash pensions
    Done fell through

    There was…
    There was a time
    When I was the progressive one

    But now I’m
    The sad and lonely one, lonely
    Was I viable
    Until today
    Now my path is gone, and I’m through
    Am I blue

    Comment by SAP Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:07 pm

  34. JB-This is Kent Dorfman. He’s a legacy.

    CK-”Kennedy? Yeah No, not Ethel.

    DB-”A moment like this” (American Idol)

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:09 pm

  35. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down….

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:12 pm

  36. What’s with Kennedy’s hair.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:19 pm

  37. “Three Views of a Sneeze”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 12:21 pm

  38. Pritzker sneezes out $1.3 million in cash he was using as Kleenex

    Kennedy waits in line for American Idol auditions

    Biss delivers best man speech a marijuana lobbyist’s wedding

    Comment by The Crane Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 1:11 pm

  39. = Come to Cellozzi-Ettelson, where you always save more money =

    That brought back a great memory for me. Many (many) years ago, the first time one of their commercials appeared on our TV, my mom freaked out when those guys started speaking. “I thought those were cardboard cutouts!”

    Comment by cover Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:03 pm

  40. Am I the only one who thought Biss was Jerry Sienfeld?

    Comment by downstate commissioner Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:07 pm

  41. I didn’t know Chris Kennedy moonlights as a community college philosophy professor.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  42. 1. The frame just before the WCIA microphone becomes lodged in JB’s throat.
    2. Kennedy’s winning “Deer In The Headlights” charades pose at the UI Systems Christmas party.
    3. Bowzer’s son solos at the “Sha Na Na Forever” tribute concert.

    Comment by Former Titan Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  43. http://www.illinoisobserver.net/tag/capitol-fax-publisher-rich-miller/

    Comment by Just Me Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 2:22 pm

  44. Kennedy - Napoleon Dynamite. and I love that movie :)

    Comment by NoGifts Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 3:13 pm

  45. JB: Now, I’ve heard there was a secret chord
    That David played, and it pleased the Lord

    CK: But you don’t really care for music, do you?
    It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

    DB: The minor fall, the major lift
    The baffled king composing hallelujah

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 4:48 pm

  46. Just stay away from corn dogs at he State Fair.

    Comment by Alton Giant Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 5:14 pm

  47. 1,) Yabba-Dabba-No Way
    2.) Camel-NOT
    3.) Puff that Magic Draggin’

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Mar 13, 18 @ 7:20 pm

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