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posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:15 am

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Amateur hour.

Comment by Truth Squad Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:17 am
I make my own ads!

Comment by Anonish Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:18 am
I haven’t exactly been on a hunger strike since you saw me last.

Comment by A guy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:19 am
We had to break up “conservative” to fit in his extra chin.

Comment by truth Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:19 am
Are you Conserv or Ative?

Comment by A guy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:19 am
Lo
ser

Comment by PublicServant Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:20 am
When asked for comment on the ad, Plummers campaign manager who would only identify himself with the pseudonym “Oswego Willy” said that it was all part of the plan.

Comment by ItsMillerTime Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:20 am
If elected, I promise to purchase v-neck undershirts, but Rauner assured me this was the best look for campaignin’.

Comment by Moe Berg Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:20 am
First of all, CONSERVATIVE needs to be hyphenated. Second, it should be hyphenated correctly: CONSER-VATIVE. That’s the old newspaper editor in me.

Comment by GA Watcher Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:20 am
very grass roots

Comment by Texas Red Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:21 am
Word salad

Comment by Politix Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:21 am
Cornfed

Pro-Bisquits-and-Gravy

Lifetime Member of the Clean Plate Club

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:22 am
Somebody better look in on Willy today.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:23 am
wordslinger, as usual, FTW

Comment by Moe Berg Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:23 am
Ad by Jason Plum
Mer

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:24 am
“Ma… I’m working in my online ad… leave the mac and cheese by the X-Box” - Fake Jason Plummer

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:24 am
A true conservative would’ve used a smaller font.

Comment by City Zen Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:24 am
On March 20th, Vote Cletus

Comment by StraightOuttaCobden Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
Your vote will help this young man move out of his parent’s basement. Please help.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
JaSon
PLumPer

Comment by Sugar Corn Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
Still pickin’ on Daddy’s Little Boy….bullies

Comment by Annonin' Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
Just about three neck sizes away from “ATIVE” fitting. .

Comment by Ole' Nelson Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
Mo
Ron

Comment by Chicago Cynic Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
===Somebody better look in on Willy today===

I’m on new meds, and an aspirin daily…. but check on me anyway.

“The letters are on my face. Fix it. It ain’t cool. I want cool and stuff…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:25 am
How many boxes of tissues should I buy for y’all when Plummer wins a four-way primary by 40 points?

I will have a large platter of crow available. But, small bites only please. We’re going to need enough to go around.

Comment by Jack Kemp Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:26 am
His eyes are more narrow than his view points. Did he pick up the reefer in the last 6 years?

Comment by 618 Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:27 am
What the state really needs is a limit on point sizes.

Join me in supporting small point size candidates. The last thing we need is another big font lawmaker.

Comment by Michelle Flaherty Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:27 am
“The tie didn’t fit and they didn’t have a Spongebob clip on tie, K? I did the buttons myself… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:27 am
“Ok so we’ve got this new software called ‘MA Paint’ that will really punch up the graphics for the campaign.”

Comment by njt Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:27 am
‘MS’ - apologies

Comment by njt Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:28 am
He hasn’t been to a dentist since shortly after his last debate will Bill Enyart

Comment by 618 Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:28 am
Fat jokes…zzzz

Comment by Politix Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:29 am
Saw Plummer at an event recently. He certainly doesn’t come across as looking overweight. In fact, in seeing him in public, I was more struck by how tall he really is.

Comment by Downstate Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:29 am
===How many boxes of tissues should I buy for y’all when Plummer wins a four-way primary…===

I want Plummer to win. I want it so bad.

He went from LG, to Congress, to a freshman minority caucus member where he’ll languish… I want that purely for the comedy.

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:30 am
You should see his lawn signs. They say, “Vote for Jason Plum.”

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:30 am
Sorry Politix, I don’t think this man has seen a salad of any type for a long time.

Comment by Blago's Hare Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:30 am
Endorsed by Bob the Builder

Comment by Saluki Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:30 am
===When asked for comment on the ad, Plummers campaign manager who would only identify himself with the pseudonym “Oswego Willy” said that it was all part of the plan.===

… and I even like the color of the font…

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:31 am
“If we put the V right… it could help.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:32 am
Looks like a quick cut/paste job same picture on his website …..

http://www.jasonplummer.com/

Comment by Texas Red Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:34 am
“How can i say I’m a conservative, but kinda hide it, like I’m half of a conservative… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:35 am
“This is terrible. Awful. It’s just the worst… where’s my punch number. You forgot my punch number”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:37 am
“I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee”
https://youtu.be/SDArauoo2uw

Comment by We'll See Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:38 am
“Whadda mean it’s bad, I got a haircut, just like you asked”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:38 am
Unemployable, but yet, Electable.

Comment by Rutro Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:38 am
“Where’s the American flag i asked for?… otherwise, perfect.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:39 am
Silver spoon Repub ready to inject some more ego into the Cap City.

Comment by Obamas Puppy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:40 am
“The checkmarks are way too small, maybe make them flash and stuff… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:41 am
—-I was more struck by how tall he really is.—-
But, is he tall enough to stand up to Madigan? That the real question.

Comment by Blago's Hare Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:43 am
“Can you believe it, Dad won’t let me do online ads for the lumber yard… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:44 am
“Paid very, VERY little for by Jason Plummer for Illinois”

Comment by FDB Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:44 am
Can’t believe you haven’t found the picture of him squeezed into the bullet proof vest that’s on his FB page.

Comment by Highland IL Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:46 am
“It was tough. I took out the ‘th’ after the 20, but I got it all to fit, all nice and neat”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:47 am
“No, no. I still am an intelligence officer… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:47 am
At first glance I thought it was a Rauner ad.

Comment by Blue dog dem Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:48 am
“Just make the ‘Plummer’ a different color or something, I have my fantasy baseball draft tonight and I’m already late”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:49 am
Why does everyone make fun of this guy? Didn’t he win a contested LG primary as a very young man; come within a few votes of getting elected LG? Ok, so that photo won’t be on the cover of GQ anytime soon, but it’s not like most of the people in politics are that great looking.

Comment by DarkHorse Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:49 am
“Dad, I paid for it and I made it how I wanted it. Me. It’s perfect. Like me, and stuff.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:51 am
“I did this stuff I learned in college. You put a pro thing and then an anti thing and then whammo, you do this whole all caps thing and people get like ‘He’s saying stuff we need to know’… classes were hard.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:54 am
“I went to my reserve weekend and everyone was so proud of this ad, it was everywhere. On my computer, stuck to my locker, they put one on my leather note pad. It was a really big hit.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:56 am
Graphic Design is my Passion

Comment by Rogue Roni Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:56 am
47th, you are the absolute best.

Comment by Soccermom Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:58 am
“Someone said something like change it to the fonts but I knew better. I wanted it in American”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 10:59 am
“No, it wasn’t the Russians, I made it. It’s that good though, right?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:00 am
At least we know the LT. Guv debate wasn’t a fluke.

Comment by Glengarry Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:01 am
“I think it will fit if you break it up like, REPUB-
LICAN. Just make it look good. I’m done giving you advice. I’ve got to get back to putting this price tags on all of these two by fours.”

Comment by Blago's Hare Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:02 am
“No, I did spell check. It’s right”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:07 am
“Ok… this… or do i put the hyphen in… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:10 am
–very grass roots–

No, definitely Illinois corn. You don’t get that kind of marbling with grass-fed.

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:19 am
“Yeah. They took away my laptop when they saw it”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:22 am
“This ad says I’m smart, not like ‘not-smart’ like some say”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:28 am
Maybe he can get 2-3 more fonts into that spot.

Comment by zatoichi Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:29 am
–Why does everyone make fun of this guy?–

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lICjD0aw9M

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:29 am
“This guy said it was like an avanti-guard ad, and I told him, ‘buddy, I’m in the naval reserve, not in the guard”, and then he just put it up like I asked him”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:32 am
“I was really glad my name is Jason here. If it was Robert, it never would’ve worked like it did.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:37 am
I’ve seen this cartoon before. Baby Jason tries to get the other ducklings at school to play with him in the schoolyard. His enormous size causes injuries. Jason is spotted by a hungry fox. The fox pretends to be his friend.

Just as the fox is ready to push Baby Jason knto an oven, Jason realizes his danger.

“Hey you. You’re the fox. And I think you’re truing to eat me.”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:38 am
Jason’s original oster photo

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:46 am
Surely this is from The Onion

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:48 am
They forgot his slogan, “Me do good.”

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:53 am
Just posting something so your band of bloggers can be hateful?

Comment by Stand Tall Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:55 am
“Jason, Dad brought in someone to fix your ad… we’re still so proud of you, and you did real good”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:57 am
“I like the other one I did. The letters are squishy and too close together. They hurt my eyes”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:58 am
Vote for me cuz I wanna run gobment like a bidness.

Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 11:59 am
==Just posting something so your band of bloggers can be hateful?==

If you don’t like our band, don’t come to our concerts, wear our t-shirts or buy our albums.

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:01 pm
Elect me, I really want to get out of the lumber yard.

Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:01 pm
“Ok. Fine. I fixed it the way *you* wanted. Can I have my laptop back… and chocolate milk?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:02 pm
It’s incredible that Bruce Rauner can be out-dorked. It is possible that the Governor is sending Plummer campaign cash, just to look less dorkafied.

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:04 pm
“Where’s the American flag? You said if I did it *your* way you’d put an American flag in… and the checks aren’t blinking… this is awful, I want mine back… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:06 pm
Does this font make my face look fat?

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:06 pm
And here I’ve been worried about citizens not finding employment because they score under 80 on IQ tests.

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:09 pm
“If you don’t change it back to *my* version I’ll still work at the lumberyard if I win.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:09 pm
This is the print version of his video skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lICjD0aw9M

Comment by Soapbox Derby Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:16 pm
Now fix the photo so that he doesn’t look like he is playing “Lennie” in a Steinbeck play.

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:18 pm
Jason got fat.

Comment by Ryan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:35 pm
Your daily reminder that fat-shaming and “har har he looks disabled” jokes are never okay.

Comment by A State Employee Guy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:41 pm
“What am i going to tell my friends? They all knew the other one was mine, now this other one? Not cool.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:44 pm
“This is just like college. I’d spend 45 minutes on my homework and someone comes over saying they were just gonna check it and whammo they’d give me something totally different and stuff. No colored pencils, numbers, it’s just like college all over again”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:48 pm
“The third time is the charm, dad. I got this. When I win this primary and have no opposition in November, the Willy guys will have to stop making fun of me”. #jasonstrong #thisplummerwontcrack

Comment by Blago's Hare Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 12:50 pm
No one is saying that Plummer looks disabled, but you combine the bad photo, the poor graphics, the grammatical errors, we’re going to goof on that.

Then there is his campaign bus being really short….

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:02 pm
It spells out “PAC.”
Mature
Organized
Running for a third time
On top of stuff
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Comment by The Crane Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:12 pm
You, quite literally, said he looks like a disabled guy.

Comment by A State Employee Guy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:17 pm
To the update: The new font is much more slimming.

Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:20 pm
Funny, he doesn’t look fixed….

Comment by d.p.gumby Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:25 pm
33 posts from that dullard Osco Willy. How about 1 comment per post.

Comment by Mr Review Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:25 pm
“I fixed it, just like I’m gonna fix the state of Illinois. Me and Bruce can fix any problem, any where, any time. That’s what the lumber business is about, too. We fix stuff. Well, we don’t really fix it, but we sell stuff to people who fix stuff. And that’s why I’m going to be the best Senator this state has ever seen. So vote for me and I’ll make sure your problems are fixed.” #toomuchtosaytogetinonenlineadsoithoughtibettersayitoutloud

Comment by Blago's Hare Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:26 pm
- Mr Review -

Used all your fingers and toes?

Someone help you total it up?

“I want it so when you click it, it takes you to a picture of me doing something cool… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:30 pm
Mr Review—don’t feed him; he’ll just keep coming back.

Comment by A State Employee Guy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:35 pm
- A State Employee Guy -

Meh. If I come back, it not because of you. When I think of another, I’ll comment. Otherwise i won’t.

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:40 pm
I probably agree that Jason is smarter than he looks here. The photo of him needs to be replaced, or as he would say, “needs fixed”,

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 1:51 pm
Union bug?

Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 2:19 pm
–Union bug?–

Ate it.

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 2:23 pm
===Union bug?===

“I’m afraid of spiders and the bugs with all the legs that gets all twisty, so no bugs. Ever.” - Fake Jason Plummer

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 18 @ 2:23 pm
“Graphic design is my passion”
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/018/866/e44.png

Comment by TK Monday, Mar 19, 18 @ 11:20 am