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And, if you somehow don’t know, that’s Sen. Sam McCann with Gov. Rauner.

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:14 pm

Comments

Leave the Pen, Take the Cannoli

Comment by Grand Avenue Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:22 pm
Rauner hires Gordon Jump to play him in bio pic.

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:23 pm
Thanks Bruce for signing this birthday card for Mike Madigan.

Comment by Norseman Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm
“Why are you signing that? You’re not in charge.”

Comment by Steve Rogers Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm
Rauner: That enough?

McCann: No. Another zero.

Rauner: Enough?

McCann: Make it another zero.

Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:26 pm
Would you sign off on my mileage reimbersment?

Comment by Generic Drone Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:28 pm
Sam feeling for the soft spot in dropping G’s back.

Comment by Pieroge tirebiter Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm
That’s M small c capital C a n n …

Comment by RNUG Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm
That’s right, it does say “unconditional” surrender.

Comment by 37B Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:32 pm
“‘Resigning’ ends with a g.”

Comment by Nick Name Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm
McCann: That’s right. This bill absolves you of ever having to tell the truth while you are Governor.

Comment by RNUG Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm
OK. I keep the trashcan van but you get the ranch in Livingston. I think I underestimated you.

Comment by 37B Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:43 pm
“I’ll need my necktie back as soon as you’re done with this.”

Comment by Dome Gnome Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:45 pm
Just 24,999 more valid signatures to go.

– MrJM

Comment by @misterjayem Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:47 pm
“When I said I wanted a written apology, I meant it. You will be judged on sincerity and remorsefulness.”

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:50 pm
Now 25 down…good…now 47 across….

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:51 pm
McCann: Is that how you spell the full 15 syllable name you call me?

Comment by A guy Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:54 pm
Rauner: “When I was in Poland, I drank my first Polish beer.”

McCann: “After January, you can move there.”

Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:57 pm
Governor: Let’s play pictionary.
Sam: Ok
Governor: (draws picture)
Sam: Jeanne Ives
Governor: Wrong, Madigan’s best friend.

Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:58 pm
People, there is a clear prohibition against any violent imagery. Even in jest. Final warning. Banishments to come.

Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm
Lock it down. MrJM wins this post.

Comment by Worth It Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm
Let me help you with your tax return Governor. I know some short cuts.

Comment by A guy Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:53 pm
Rauner- “Viola, I just raised your taxes”

Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:55 pm
“Are you sure that these are all of the key resources you need to represent your constituents?”

Comment by TominChicago Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:03 pm
Did you remember to put “former” before the “governor?”

Comment by JB13 Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:22 pm
Sammy:GovJunk you’re command of the Swedish alphabet is really somethin’. Keep it up.

Comment by Annonin' Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:24 pm
Sam finds the office where they still use pen and paper

Comment by Rabid Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:29 pm
You won’t regret moving up from the trashcan van to a 2017 Ford Expedition XLT.

Comment by Jocko Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:58 pm
Let me sign this and we can go have a few of those Polish beers I told you about.

Comment by jimk849 Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 6:24 pm
“I hereby pardon Bruce Rauner for all the nasty stuff I’m going to do to keep Sam McCann off the ballot, or failing in that, the real nasty stuff I’m going to do if he gets on the ballot.

signed, Bruce Rauner.”

Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:37 pm
BVR: “Sure, I’m the Governator. I can write prescriptions too.”

SM: “And you’re positive this Rogaine stuff works?”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:53 pm
BVR: “I have to press really hard to get through all the carbon papers.”

SM: “Uh, Bruce, you HAVE heard of photocopiers?”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:55 pm
“What’s the over/under on how many days from now before the Pritzker campaign discovers this photo?”

Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 9:09 pm
Get out, your in my chair

Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:02 am
Sam backslapping a post it note

Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:19 am
I know it was you Sam…and it breaks my heart

Comment by Buford Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 9:10 am
I laughed and laughed at this …

Just 24,999 more valid signatures to go.

– MrJM

Thank you for that. I needed it today.

Comment by I Miss Bentohs Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 1:56 pm