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* From a recent event at the Standard Club…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:38 pm

Comments

Aviv Ezra, to himself: “Oy.”

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:44 pm
Rahm is searching under everything looking for his heart while Rauner confidently shows that he has no idea where his heart is.

Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:48 pm
Emanuel: “I’m Napoleon….”

Rauner: “I’m not in charge….”

Ezra: “I’m surrounded by meshuganner…”

Comment by wordslinger Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:51 pm
Rauner bids 5 million for the ILGOP, while Rahm puts away his wallet thinking it’s probably overpriced at that.

Comment by A Jack Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:53 pm
Sung in unison:

By thy taxes not so flowing, Illinois, Illinois,
Where the population is not growing, Illinois, Illinois,
Comes emptiness on the breeze.
Rustling through the smoke filled rooms, and its choking haze are these, Illinois, Illinois,
And its mellow tones are these, Illinois.

Comment by Just Me Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:53 pm
Serenity now. Serenity now.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:54 pm
“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right”

Comment by Say no to big government Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 2:56 pm
“There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…”

Comment by revvedup Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:05 pm
We have Hamas and Fatah, you have Emanuel and Rauner. We all have problems.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:15 pm
Thanks you sir may I have another

Comment by Silicon Prairie Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:17 pm
Patiently waiting to catch a shrimp from generic Hibachi stekakhouse

Comment by Wow Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:18 pm
“How could any good Jewish woman marry either of these putzes?”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:28 pm
Next time you see that guy, he’ll be pledging amore to the Italian flag.

Comment by Tpm38@columbia.edu Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:36 pm
“Well, at least the soup is good.”

Comment by Keyrock Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:38 pm
The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

Comment by Silicon Prairie Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:43 pm
“If you don’t have a heart, put your hand where you think it would be.”

Comment by Anon Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:43 pm
“Dang, I can’t believe they both went with paper.”

Comment by don the legend Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 3:59 pm
I pledge allegence to the all mighty dollar…

Comment by Generic Drone Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:05 pm
Rahm checks his CC weapon in case it turns ugly.

Comment by Last Bull Moose Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:09 pm
“Everybody has a heart, except some people.”
Margo Channing (Bette Davis), ALL ABOUT EVE, 1950.

Comment by 32nd Ward Roscoe Village Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:11 pm
“…and I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today.”

Comment by Willie Ciccio Friday, Apr 27, 18 @ 4:30 pm