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* JB Pritzker hugs DNC Chairman Tom Perez at an Aurora event today…

Keep it clean, please.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:06 pm

Comments

Tom, stay the (deleted) out of Illinois.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:07 pm
Shout out to my man Oswego Willy

Comment by OneMan Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:11 pm
I don’t always bro hug but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:12 pm
I loved you as Cypher in “The Matrix”.

Comment by Jocko Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:13 pm
Its tough to find your wallet with all these vets pockets JB

Comment by Lucky Pierre Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:15 pm
You post these pictures, and then you say, keep it clean. Just once, I wish we could have a post just for the profane. I know, get my own blog….

Comment by Saluki Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:19 pm
Hold me all night long if you want but can I get a million out of that blue wave fund as well?

Comment by Spliff Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:21 pm
“That I cannot do.”

Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:23 pm
“Tom, the Giuliani look is not a good thing right now.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:24 pm
- OneMan -, my man…

“Caption?”

“Your check cleared, JB… I never worried”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:26 pm
“Come to Illinois again… do it… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:27 pm
Man in painting: (”Badges? They don’t need no stinking badges.”)

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:28 pm
There’s plenty of room for you in this party, man. Go ahead and apply.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm
“Caprara says I have to do this… cause your here… if you’re not here, I won’t have to do this again…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm
Tommy…might be an issue moving any of my Dakota biz to the Sota. Let’s leave it at that, eh?

Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:29 pm
“Guess who doesn’t like surprises? Me… and my checkbook… capiche?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:30 pm
“C’mon, JB. You’re a billionaire. Start wearing some different clothes. This is starting to look like a…costume.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:31 pm
The least interesting men in the world.

Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:37 pm
Pritzker to Perez: “Did you hear that I got Biss’ endorsement?”

Comment by Christopher Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:43 pm
The stars of the new Laurel and Hardy series share a moment following the news that Netflix will relaunch the timeless classic.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:51 pm
“I understand your past issues, JB, but no you can’t frisk me.”

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:53 pm
Hey Tom, did you hear about Madigan?

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:56 pm
we have a winner: “The least interesting men in the world.”

Comment by 44th Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 4:56 pm
JB they don’t know it yet, but when I win in November, I will have completed my purchase of the ILDEM party.

Comment by Huh? Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:05 pm
“… plastics… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:14 pm
“Potomac fever is real… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:26 pm
“This vest is so itchy… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:27 pm
Former Baltimore Ravens defensive lineman Tony Siragusa sacks former Bears quarterback Mike Glennon at a dinner party in Aurora.

Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:29 pm
===Shout out to my man Oswego Willy===

The closest I’ll get to Pritzker or Rauner is my Tee-Vee… as both… would prefer.

“Caption?”

“You bring the Motts?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 5:32 pm
JB actually whispering, not hugging, Perez:

JB (whispering): “Can you politely please tell that Biss guy to ease up on the pontifications a little bit?”

Comment by Leatherneck Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:08 pm
JB: “Have any other good Russian related conspiracies to put on Rauner this time?”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:15 pm
“I knew it was you… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:57 pm
“Uh, that’s my Hispanic grandfather Antonio Pritzker.”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 6:57 pm
“Sorry, Sir. Must be in the wrong place. Saw the double X’s and thought this was the Big and Tall Vest Store.”

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:11 pm
You don’t live here, so I can’t tax you.. I’ll just lift your wallet

Comment by M Python Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:53 pm
I’d love to go to the prom with you! I’ll wear my formal sweater vest.

Comment by Billinois Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 7:58 pm
JB, fresh from watching obscure film version of Oliver Twist, hones his pickpocket skills.

Comment by LTSW Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 8:29 pm
JB - No matter what I do to you, you’re going to like it.

Comment by Huh? Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 9:28 pm
‘low hangin fruit’

Comment by theCardinal Wednesday, May 23, 18 @ 11:34 pm
J. B., need I remind you that the DNC needs cash contributions badly? Have you seen our financial disclosures? Pony up some dinero! Here, pretend that you are a taxpayer as I help myself to your wallet.

Comment by Practical Politics Thursday, May 24, 18 @ 6:24 am