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* The mascot was in town to demand that the Senate finally take action on a bill to allow an elected Chicago school board, a concept that Rep. Guzzardi strongly supports…

There’s a metaphor in there somewhere, but please keep it clean. Thanks.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 9:58 am

Comments

1. “Embrace the Process”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 9:59 am

2. A bill to prevent legislators from giving creepy hugs to costumed interns.

   #metoo

   Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:01 am

3. I hope he asked permission before he hugged her or else Rotheimer may hold another press conference next week!

   Comment by Michael Westen Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:05 am

4. The Photo Op that probably shouldn’t have been.

   Comment by Responsa Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:09 am

5. I think I met that gal in the costume at a hearing, name’s maybe Michelle-something? Anyway, she’s not the first Shel bill this session..

   Comment by Shark Sandwich Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:10 am

6. “I hope this gets posted on HuffPost Chicago!”

   Comment by Curl of the Burl Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:12 am

7. Exhibit A for the Complainant.

   Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:14 am

8. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/jemima-lewis/8016762/Even-today-you-can-still-tell-a-gentleman-by-his-shoes.html

   “Like many sages of her generation, my grandmother took the view that you could “tell a man by his shoes”. A scuffed shoe denoted a chap of chaotic domestic habits, probably best avoided. A well-worn but highly polished brogue, on the other hand, suggested a man both professional and practical, able to take care of the things he loved.”

   Comment by Lucky Piere Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:17 am

9. All rolled up with no place to go …

   Comment by RNUG Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:18 am

10. I’m still learning to hug property. Awkward!

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:20 am

11. *properly.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:23 am

12. For now I’m just a Will.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:24 am

13. I know and you know you’re unconstitutional, but let’s pass you and make it the judiciary’s problem.

    Comment by LBJ Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:25 am

14. LP, you really need to hit the shop for a tuneup. That’s just weird in its obscurity. You’re like Hal 9000 singing “Daisy.”

    Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:25 am

15. Here’s hoping it’s a bill to repeal the “keep it clean” clause during the caption contests.

    Comment by DrurysMissingClock Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:26 am

16. Will the sponsor yield? He indicates that he will not.

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:26 am

17. “How I hope and pray that Will will soon step away,
    But today I am still just a bill”.

    Comment by Colin O'Scopy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:27 am

18. Will thinks that is a poorly rolled joint. (His heavy lids give it away)

    Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:30 am

19. Sorry, I thought you were rent control.

    Comment by City Zen Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:31 am

20. “Today I’m at the Capitol. Tomorrow, it’s back to Chipotle.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:31 am

21. They were in love, but in order for the relationship to go any further it needed the blessing of Mike and Mike did not give out his blessing very often..

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:35 am

22. Hey Ira, what are you doing wearing a Will Guzzardi costume?

    Comment by MrCutler Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 10:50 am

23. “Don’t worry, my love, I can get you out of Rules. I’m this close with BFC.”

    Comment by Colin O'Scopy Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:08 am

24. This isn’t going to end well.

    Comment by Albany Park Patriot Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:19 am

25. Will finds his long lost twin, Bill, wandering around on the House floor.

    Comment by A Jack Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:34 am

26. Bill regarding unwanted touching gets unwanted touching.

    Comment by Anonimity Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:38 am

27. Progressive assault on Bill of rights

    Comment by theCardinal Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:42 am

28. No, Will. You put the squeeze on the lobbyists.

    Comment by a drop in Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 11:53 am

29. Will, meet Bill. Bill, this is Will. Now let’s elect a school board!

    Comment by Highland IL Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 12:26 pm

30. This intern needs a raise…….or combat pay.

    Comment by Keyser Soze Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 1:46 pm

31. I thought “I’m just a Bill” was Rich’s take-off point for his “It’s just a Bill” feature”.

    Everybody sing! “I hugged a Bill and I liked it!”

    @Wordslinger: That’s classic, and it was first sung by an IBM computer in 1961.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk

    Comment by revvedup Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 4:10 pm

32. That’s my girl, Bill.

    Comment by IllinoisBoi Wednesday, May 30, 18 @ 4:17 pm

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