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* Ameya Pawar and JB Pritzker…
* The Question: Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:21 pm
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I am not kidding, the burgers were this big.
Comment by Retired Educator Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:23 pm
Ebony and Ivory…together in perfect harmony…
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm
And then you dip the oreos IN the fudge. It’s amazing.
Comment by truth Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm
You mean they make a croissant into an actual doughnut?
Comment by Jibba Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:25 pm
only question is whether JB ate Ameya
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:25 pm
“Ameya, it’s called a Horseshoe”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:26 pm
Yes, Ameya you could fit your whole body in just one leg of my pants.
Comment by Soapbox Derby Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:26 pm
“Ameya, you just cap the pipes, then lift. No more bathrooms”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:27 pm
Yes that’s the place. Gene’s Sausage Shop. Wow, that was really bugging me. They sell this bratwurst that’s huge, as big as your arm. And that spicy mustard, forget about it.
Mmm, I sure could go for one of those sausages.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:28 pm
I had that much money, you only had this much money
Comment by Dog on Sheffield Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:29 pm
I swear the schnitzengruben was this big. And it was delicious.
Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:29 pm
Yup GovJunk’s head has shrunk to size of that tiny brain. Scary
Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm
“Ameya, did you sit in the band shell area? The acoustics, I checked them myself, it surrounds you, the music… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm
The pleats hide my thunder.
Comment by Reality Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm
No no no, not like that, not “G-D America,” like I was agreeing with him. No, it was like, “G-D America, amiright Rod?” See the difference? It’s a big difference Ameya. Really big.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm
This is the smallest sized diamond you should buy.
Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm
“We then put all the Hilton money in this one pile… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm
Which person drinks 1 gallon of water per day and which drinks 1 gallon of Hofbrau per day?
Comment by Anon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:31 pm
You loosen the screw like this and the toilet can be removed, saving hundreds of thousands of dollars!
Comment by Lucky Pierre Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:32 pm
Where can a buy a vest in this neighborhood Alderman?
Comment by Lucky Pierre Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:33 pm
“Ameya, I never understood how Augustus, in Willy Wonka, went up that tube of chocolate. It was like *this* big… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm
I am begging everyone to not comment on JB Pritzker’s appearance. It is not relevant to any informed political debate and it is the definition of bullying. It makes you look mean and small. I am sure that JB is painfully aware of his size, and what people would say about him. I give him credit for taking on such a public and visible challenge as running for Governor. Illinois has many many problems, and the size of our possible Governor should not even make it the list of things we debate, think about or comment on.
Comment by These comments make you look small Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm
Ameya, first you smash your cash into an opaque legal trust fund ball and deposit it in a Cayman Island bank. Then poof, you’ve created your own personal tax cut!
Comment by Soapbox Derby Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:34 pm
JB did you eat the last doughnut ?
Comment by Silicon Prairie Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm
Careful, Germans behind.
Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm
“Ameya, did you shake the Magic 8 ball like this before to looked? It doesn’t work if you don’t shake it”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:35 pm
See, we’re in Lincoln Square. The guy on the top bunk, he’s gotta make the guy on the bottom’s bunk…he’s gotta make his bed, all the time. See, it’s in the regulations. See, if we were in Albany Park, I’d have to make yours. But we’re in Lincoln Square, so you gotta make mine. Regulations.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:39 pm
“For every donut he eats, I’ll eat two”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:40 pm
“Ameya, I think we’re on the same page, symbiotic even, but that doesn’t mean you’re getting some of that $25 million… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:41 pm
“Well, I can do that because I have my own plane. We can go in all one swoop”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:44 pm
Ameya, I can’t believe you never watched Animal House. There is this one guy in the movie that….Oh, just go watch it, you’ll love it.
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:45 pm
“You sure? If you focus, it’s ‘Laurel’… it can’t be ‘Yanney’… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:46 pm
1995 Ralph Lauren catalog
Comment by Bumblin stumblin rumblin Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:46 pm
“I’m telling ya, Ameya. You put Steve Miller AND the Eagles together, like BAM!, and that my friend is a rock show!”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:47 pm
“I tell Caprara, we’re Bears fans here, but her twitter… Eagles, Eagles, Eagles… I can’t scroll fast enough… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:48 pm
“No, it’s pronounced Hofebroy. Gotta get the umlaut right.”
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:52 pm
“JB, seriously, it’s summer festival season. Have you thought maybe about dressing down a bit?”
“Ameya, this is me dressing down. I ditched the vest, didn’t I?”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:53 pm
So Biss won your ward big, like two-to-one over both Kennedy and me, and you’re telling me you didn’t quietly endorse him? C’mon.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 3:54 pm
No really, I’m a first baseman on a 22″ softball team. No gloves allowed.
Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:00 pm
==I am sure that JB is painfully aware of his size, and what people would say about him.==
He makes jokes about it on the campaign trail. Hell, the campaign slogan is a wink at it. It doesn’t seem very painful for him.
Although the fact that he can laugh about it is another reason not to go there.
Comment by Arsenal Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:01 pm
I’m tellin’ ya, the toilet was already broke. Wish I knew who used it last. That’d solve a mystery. Yeah, all 12 of them.
Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:03 pm
“Ameya, you just cap the pipes, then lift. No more bathrooms”
Don’t forget to shove a rag in the soil stack. Don’t want sewer gas stinking up the house.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:06 pm
Thor.
Hulk.
Thor.
Hulk.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:09 pm
So you remove the round wax seal on the toilet and then you get the Berrios “nobody-could-live-there” special !
Comment by Texas Red Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:10 pm
I was at Manny’s Deli last week, they have a pastrami sandwich that is a real 2 fisted sandwich, big as your head.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:10 pm
Your new New Deal for Illinois was a good message but not a good messenger. People forget FDR was the original JB.
Comment by Almost the Weekend Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:16 pm
Enough with the fat shaming! I agree with everything *these comments make you look small* said. It’s really offensive, totally beyond the point, and mean. Neither civilized nor smart.
Comment by Marky Mark Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:27 pm
“You must try a horseshoe. It will change your life. I hope you have good health insurance.”
Comment by Nick Name Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:32 pm
Someone did not do JB any favors by making that picture public
Comment by Northside City Dweller Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:34 pm
Wait, so you mean there’s a company that makes shirts that look good even when untucked and it’s called Un-TuckIt?
Comment by Chris P. Bacon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:35 pm
You’d raise the glass boot like this, and yell “ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy” and then bottom’s up, down it goes. God I miss the Brau Haus.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:42 pm
===Someone did not do JB any favors===
It’s from JB’s own Twitter page.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:43 pm
==I give him credit for taking on such a public and visible challenge as running for Governor. ==
I don’t thin he’s running anywhere…..
Comment by Wylie Coyote Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:43 pm
This guy, OneMan set me up with his guy at DXL after M. Hyman & Sons closed, you can get causal wear for the larger man.
or
I said if I hear Hey JB one more time on Facebook or anyplace else online I was going to crush a cantaloupe with my bare hands.
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:49 pm
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer?
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 4:55 pm
Food for thought.
Comment by BlueDogDem Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 5:37 pm
Wow His Lt Gov will likely succeed as he is about one donut away from a cardiac arrest
Comment by DougChicago Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 5:52 pm
“All hundreds, and then I squeeze it real hard, like this, and that’s how I fit my wallet into my pocket.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:23 pm
AP: “No, I don’t see the resemblance.”
JB: “You don’t think I look even a little like Ralph Cramden?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:25 pm
JB: “Toilet jokes. I’m so sick of toilet jokes. If I could get my hands around the neck of those guys making toilet jokes on Cap Fax, I’d…”
AP: “JB, let it go, man.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:27 pm
JB: “The two-hand roll?”
AP: “Nah, that’s for little kids. My bowling ball has a gyroscope inside it. It practically sniffs out the headpin.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:28 pm
JB: “I’m tellin’ ya, the right clothes, and you could be the Indian Elvis.”
AP: “Uh, thank yuh. Thank yuh very much.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:31 pm
JB: “It was a tough parade. They put me behind the horses, and I was dancing around road apples this big!”
AP: “That’s where they came up with the Texas Two-Step.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:34 pm
JB: “I’ve heard tigers can cough up hairballs this big. True?”
AP: “How would I know, man?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 8:36 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLT-BMI6Ltk
Comment by Ishmael Boorg Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 9:37 pm
“And THAT’S why I prefer Hooters to Applebees”
Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Tuesday, Jun 5, 18 @ 11:29 pm
Term limiting Rauner gets me excited
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Jun 6, 18 @ 8:26 am
For every dollar Rauner spends, I’m spending two
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Jun 6, 18 @ 9:01 am