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* On the left, Republican treasurer candidate Jim Dodge. On the right, Republican comptroller candidate Darlene Senger…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:33 pm

Comments

“Hi, do you know who we are?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:34 pm
“We’re the best Bruce could find to run with him. Sorry”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:34 pm
Have You Seen These People?

Prairie Farms 2% Milk

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:35 pm
Meet No and Chance

Comment by Obamas Puppy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:35 pm
So what are your plans after the election.

Comment by Spliff Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:37 pm
“Who?”

Comment by SaulGoodman Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:38 pm
When Bruce asked us to run, he gave us these keen matching shirts!

Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:40 pm
Working together, we will get to a combined 50%

Comment by Anon-I-Guess Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:41 pm
“From your milk cartons to our stage, put your hands together… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:42 pm
The one percenters…as in garnering one percent of eligible voters.

Comment by Jocko Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:42 pm
Meet the unclaimed property and the bill backlog candidates

Comment by Texas Red Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:43 pm
“They’re… so… lifelike… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:43 pm
Is it just me or is there a little bit of a Bruce and Evelyn vibe going on there?

Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:44 pm
“Oh no, Frerichs and Mendoza are paying us to be here too… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:44 pm
Senger is already thinking about how her trouncing in the upcoming election can be blamed on Sen. Duckworth.

Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm
“We’re still waiting for Bruce’s campaign check to clear…”

Comment by Orthogonian Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm
“We’ll be trivia question answers someday… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm
“We’re not in charge.”

Comment by Orthogonian Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm
Which would be worse: Obama endorsing our opponents or Nick Sauer endorsing us?

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm
“We were home. We answered the telephone. That’s how it all happened, really… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:47 pm
“All we’re missing is what’s-his-name running against Jesse White to complete the set… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:48 pm
“We call ourselves the ‘Google’ candidates… use the Google… you find us”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:48 pm
“We’d say we’re on a shoestring campaign budget, but then you’d need shoestrings to even say that… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:51 pm
“Bruce smiled at us… so that was nice”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:51 pm
Taxidermy done badly?

Comment by Tequila Mockingbird Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:54 pm
“Dodge and Darlene” airing Wednesdays at 3 a.m. on Channel 678.

Comment by Jake From Elwood Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:55 pm
“The

Comment by NIU Grad Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:56 pm
Bruce promised us if we ran we could meet Oswego Willy.

Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:58 pm
Auto industry sources reported that the 2018 Dodge Senger debuted to disappointing sales figures, and expect the model to disappear without a trace next year.

Comment by RFR Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:59 pm
Warm bodies are shown keeping the lines on the Republican ballot open until 2022.

Comment by Christopher Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:59 pm
Dodge/Senger for President 2020

Comment by CubsFan16 Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:01 pm
Separated at birth, these fraternal twins found inspiration to pursue their childhood dreams together.

Comment by Earnest Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:02 pm
Who?

Comment by Chicago Cynic Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:08 pm
“Oh yeah? Well we have better chances than the one running for Secretary of State. Go ahead. Name them. I dare ya.”

Comment by I Miss Bentohs Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:12 pm
“Unlike Dunkin, we decided to defer our Rauner contributions until they’re completely useless… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:14 pm
As of June 30th, Senger has a whopping $32,000 in her campaign account and Dodge is sitting on a bankroll of $26,000.

Caption? Why bother? This is the most publicity they’re going to get in this race. That’s why they’re smiling.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:15 pm
On the next episode of Pawn Stars…

Comment by City Zen Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:16 pm
Dodge’s campaign platform: Support Rauner and the Obama presidential library. Yeah, that’ll work.

Dodge softened conservative hearts when he supported Rauner and attacked Ives in the primary.

Comment by roger Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:24 pm
“Come on Illinois vote for us and be a true Midwest state and vote Red we’re the only blue state in a sea of Midwest Red.”

Comment by ANON Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:32 pm
Vote for us, because…..Madigan.

Works for me.

Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:39 pm
Jim Dodge is the man

Comment by Steve Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:43 pm
“Vote for a reliable Dodge and a.a.a.a.Senger”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:49 pm
WOMP WOMP

Comment by Grand Avenue Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:49 pm
Please clap…

Comment by A non Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:56 pm
Waste of Money, Waste of Time.

Comment by Saluki Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:57 pm
In the NFL, the last player drafted is called “Mr. Irrelevant.”

Comment by Lt Guv Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 5:16 pm
Hopefuls for parts on a reality show about politics line up at the producer’s booth to have their photos taken

Comment by Angry Chicagoan Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 5:57 pm
(Not pictured: Evelyn Sanguinetti. She fell)

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:04 pm
I like Rauner culture club

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:13 pm
Well, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)

Comment by Person 8 Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:16 pm
“Is that really Jim and Darlene?”

“Who would know the difference?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:19 pm
“Little ditty
About Jim and Darlene
Two candidates
from Illinois.
Jim wants to be
the trea-sur-er;
Darlene wants to be
the comp-trol-ler…”

Comment by revvedup Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:25 pm
Munger gets millions I get dollars

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:28 pm
Team Rauner turnover

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:36 pm
Which office am I running for again? Oh, never mind, it doesn’t really matter.

Comment by Billinois Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 7:08 pm
“Little ditty about Jack and Darlene…”

Comment by Stones Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 7:28 pm
Maybe we can lay this fiasco off on Duckworth?

Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:03 pm
What do you think Bruce meant with all that Aztec and sacrifice talk?

Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:09 pm
Hey, if Hart and Fairchild can do it, you can’t rule us out!

Comment by Gooner Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:25 pm
Vote for us, since you rarely see old white people holding office.

Comment by Gooner Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:26 pm
“Wow, Leslie I thought you were taller”

Comment by Siriusly Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:04 pm
Where consolidating the republican party into the Rauneritis party

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:08 pm
Granite city never heard of it

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:18 pm
1% white milk

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:32 pm
Dynamic duo wingmen

Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:40 pm
So is it going to be a big check delivered to our front door?

Comment by Sonny Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 10:00 pm
Looks like Hank and Skyler

Comment by Bb Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:10 am
“Stone Cold Steve Austin is running for Treasurer?”

Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:24 am
That’s his brother Sponge Lukewarm Steve Austin.

Comment by Sonny Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:31 am
Stunt doubles for Rick Harrison and Martha Stewart.

Comment by The Colossus of Roads Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 9:16 am