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* Photo from a rally a few days ago…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:07 pm

Comments

1. JB Pritzker is Mike Madigan’s candidate. Everyone knows it, it’s clear, and if the Democratic Party wants to nominate Mike Madigan’s candidate, they should nominate JB Pritzker.

   whoops sorry about that Buddy, lets hug it out

   https://capitolfax.com/2018/07/09/rate-the-new-rauner-tv-ad-madigans-candidate/

   Comment by Lucky Pierre Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:11 pm

2. If one more person says “Hey JB” I am turning this car around.

   Comment by OneMan Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:13 pm

3. Senator Biss, using his math skills calculates how much JB is spending in his campaign per second and decides to toss in some pauses just for laughs.

   Comment by OneMan Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:15 pm

4. “I am pleased to introduce my good friend Patton Oswalt.”

   Comment by don the legend Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:16 pm

5. “I don’t take requests, sir…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:17 pm

6. Because JB will be making a sizable donation to some rando non-profit that I’m now on, I endorse a cheating billionaire for governor.

   Comment by Chicagoski Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:18 pm

7. Keep on smilin’, ’cause when you’re smilin’, baby
   The whole world smiles with you

   Comment by Humboldt Boulevard Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm

8. Someone tell the guy in the vampire mask and wig that it’s not Halloween yet.

   Comment by Reality Check Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm

9. “We only play 80’s Joel… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm

10. “Yeah, I did a press thingy in front of JB’s house too…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:21 pm

11. Flinstones, meet the Flinstones….

    Comment by SSL Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:23 pm

12. “JB is a gracious winner… He told me my logo in the primary was mathematically brilliant.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm

13. “Look, you could’ve had me, but now we have to settle for JB”

    Comment by MissingG Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm

14. “I’m not what people call ‘a talker’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm

15. “….and that’s why Mr. Kramden here should be made president of the Raccoon Lodge.”

    Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm

16. When did the Democratic Party become the Addams family?

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:25 pm

17. Regardless what I said in the primary. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to firmly plant my lips on my future patrons backside.

    Comment by BigLou Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:26 pm

18. “I see Jeanne Ives out there, hey Jeanne…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:26 pm

19. “And all you IPI people Rauner is burying in state government… we know who you are… we’re embarrased for you.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:27 pm

20. “I could go on and on about JB… but I won’t.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:28 pm

21. “JB? JB is a perfect Geometrical theorem… in a vest”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:29 pm

22. “Also, ‘credenza’… OW now owes me $10… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:31 pm

23. “I’m thinking of buying a fixer upper in Evanston, any advice on when to tear up the bathrooms to get the best assessment?”

    Comment by don the legend Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:31 pm

24. Find you someone who looks at you the way JB is looking at Senator Biss.

    Comment by Less Nessman Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:34 pm

25. “Chris Kennedy wanted to be here, but he got caught up in a elevator, so… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:38 pm

26. they are both reminding themselves to smile extra big to compensate for the feeling of wanting to flee.

    Comment by 44th Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:39 pm

27. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:40 pm

28. Singing…”I got you babe…”

    Comment by Montrose Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:40 pm

29. “Brother in laws… amirite?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:42 pm

30. This guy has had everything handed to him and has not worked at a job ever, but he is our guy.

    I guess we should vote for him.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:44 pm

31. “The enemy… of my enemy… who’s friend has an enemy of a friend… and who’s friends enemy is just an acquaintance of your enemy’s friend… is your friend’s enemy too… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:45 pm

32. “I wore my purple shirt, so this is serious”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:48 pm

33. “This guy might make a good governor but he can’t solve a quadratic equation to save his life.”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:48 pm

34. “JB… Well, he knows how to pick an LG… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:51 pm

35. “Of all the multi-billionaires I know.. JB… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:55 pm

36. I’m talking environmenatally friendly, 1.28 gallon per-flush toilets. Now JB here doesn’t know as much as I do about toilets, or the environment, or anything really, I still support him.

    Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:55 pm

37. “You don’t need to be a math wiz to know paying $334,000 in property taxes… versus not paying $334,000… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:00 pm

38. Laurel and Hardy

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:03 pm

39. “Here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear, and rice.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:05 pm

40. OW for the win.

    Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:19 pm

41. DB: “I’m not going to say I’m bitter at losing to this guy in the primary. But…”

    JB (to himself): “Here we go again.”

    Comment by Jocko Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:26 pm

42. “Any questions that aren’t about Bert and Ernie?”

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:34 pm

43. “I am pleased to introduce my good friend Patton Oswalt.”

    You mean Oliver PLatt

    Comment by kikistal Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:34 pm

44. How did I lose to this guy?

    Comment by DuPage Bard Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:42 pm

45. “…and JB, I’ve had an epiphany: now that I’m running that startup consulting group, your money doesn’t seem filthy and evil any more…”

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:43 pm

46. I really don’t know what the letters JB stand for.

    Comment by Ms Silence Dogood Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:45 pm

47. “Now let’s have a big round of applause for your friend and mine, the next governor of Illinois, Not Bruce Rauner”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 5:02 pm

48. “Brunch at my house after the rally, Dan. You know where it is, yes?”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 6:21 pm

49. Don’t kick this man to the curb with his toilets.

    Comment by Southside Markie Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 7:08 pm

50. Is the woman in front supporting McCann or Rauner?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 8:20 pm

51. Governor Rauner, lock him up, lock him up

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 8:58 pm

52. Rauner is as serious as a heart attack, he ain’t got no heart

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:04 pm

53. You should have been nicer during the primary kid …maybe I would help you with that campaign debt….Now go get my car.

    Comment by theCardinal Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:06 pm

54. I’m the Brain meet Pinky

    Comment by theCardinal Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:07 pm

55. Fire munger again

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:10 pm

56. Jay-Bob set a deer free clipping the barb wire with his leatherman

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:58 pm

57. Allow me to introduce the least offensive candidate for governor of Illinois, JB Pritzker.

    Comment by Billinois Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 11:35 pm

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