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Hey, trick-or-treaters. #HappyHalloween! pic.twitter.com/OVLat7DnuG

— Governor Rauner (@GovRauner) October 31, 2018


Please try to be nice. It’s a holiday, after all.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:52 pm

Comments

  1. Is that Moses waiting to part the Rio Grande for the Caravan?

    Comment by The Real Captain Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:53 pm

  2. Voters will make him disappear on Nov. 6.

    Comment by Dee Lay Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:53 pm

  3. Here I thought Slip and Sue had all the magic…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:54 pm

  4. We’re rooting for Voldemort…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:54 pm

  5. Speaker Voldemort stole his Dumbledore hat.

    Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  6. Nothing like a bag of cotton balls to make a wig and beard.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  7. Dolcetto o scherzetto

    Comment by LizPhairTax Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  8. Rauner: I tricked you in 2014.

    Voters: And this year we’ll treat you to a trip to Italy.

    Comment by JoanP Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  9. Should of wore the other costume from the Trump rally.

    Comment by Real Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  10. Watch I will now disappear.

    Comment by Red Rider Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:58 pm

  11. I’d rather listen to another 1,000 Kars for Kids radio jingles than see another picture of Bruce and Diana.

    Comment by Tommydanger Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 1:58 pm

  12. Tommy, I am right with you. And Real Captain, I thought it was Moses too.

    Comment by Soccermom Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:00 pm

  13. Madiganamora - a spell that doesn’t work. Was supposed to make Madigan disappear.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:00 pm

  14. Abracadabra… to Tuscany [exclamation point redacted].

    Comment by lakeside Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:02 pm

  15. I’m actually jealous of the costume, well done.

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:02 pm

  16. Boy, the last 4 years really aged him.

    Comment by A drop in Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:02 pm

  17. Definitely slytherins, through and through

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:02 pm

  18. “But, Diana, I don’t understand why Santa Claus would be with a witch…”

    Comment by Don Gerard Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:05 pm

  19. Not sure who he is dressed up as, but it’s more believable than his Biker costume.

    Comment by Costume Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:06 pm

  20. Remember.

    Severus Snape is the hero.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:07 pm

  21. 1.4% - I’ve been wavin’ my wand for the last 4 years, tryin’ to make my personal turn around agenda appear. I’ll have to take it back to Ollivanders for repair. Maybe try to get that 2014 magic back.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:08 pm

  22. Finally…

    A picture of the Rauners our of costume.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:08 pm

  23. This explains how Bruce sighed HB40…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:08 pm

  24. I thought beards were a sign of wisdom…

    Comment by Back to the Mountains Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  25. A little late to be moving left by wearing the costume of an LGBTQ character.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2018/10/03/will-clear-dumbledore-gay-new-fantastic-beasts-film-says-director/

    Comment by Anonimity Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  26. Got myself a new costume to wear around while campaignin’.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:10 pm

  27. “Accio supporters…accio votes… this wand must be broken”

    Comment by MissingG Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  28. From the costume master, I’m a little disappointed. Maybe they’ll bring out the A costumes at the north shore cocktail party.

    Comment by Rutro Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  29. These will help to win Hogsmeade, sure…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  30. Ron and Hermione were younger in the books and movies…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:14 pm

  31. Wicca groups joins ABATE in withdrawing their endorsement of Rauner after yet another poorly received attempt to pander to yet another group in Illinois

    Comment by AC Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:14 pm

  32. Sorting Hat - you are sorted … out of office.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:15 pm

  33. Home owner - Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:17 pm

  34. Bruce sporting his final costume

    Comment by beach panda Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:17 pm

  35. One half bucket of misplaced holy water and those two would melt into the sidewalk.

    Rauner teases that if re-elected not only will he step up his costume purchases, but wife Diane will join in the hilarity of what are Bruce’s most relaxed and happiest years as an unregistered tax free munibond salesman to the wealthy.

    Comment by Al Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:18 pm

  36. BVR: “Yeah, but now that I used the stuffin’ out of My Pillow, what am I gonna sleep on?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:19 pm

  37. Trick or Trick.

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:20 pm

  38. JD Rowling cease and desist order in 3, 2, 1 …

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:20 pm

  39. ” Hef’s 140th Birthday Bash at The Mansion “

    Comment by Red Ketcher Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:23 pm

  40. Prefaced with, I know this is a Potter costume…
    but I prefer-

    Father Time(’s Up)

    Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:23 pm

  41. “I can only drink white wine in this outfit in case I dribble.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:24 pm

  42. Considering that costumes and pretending to be someone he isn’t was the priority of his administration, is it any wonder the Guv and Di do Halloween so well.

    Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:25 pm

  43. “No, Amanda, I’m not in disguise. I’m very…er…proud of my record.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:28 pm

  44. I like the biker costume much more than this costume. With Big Brain Bruce he has so many costumes it’s hard to pick a favorite. I like the Carhart costume line as well……this is just so ordinary.

    Comment by Old and In The Way Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:28 pm

  45. I thought he was wearing his halloween costume last Saturday at the Trump rally.

    Comment by G'Kar Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:29 pm

  46. Honestly this picture can go so many ways.
    But…… I can’t believe he’s not a biker! I’m disappointed.

    Comment by Gohawks123 Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:31 pm

  47. Goal: Albus Dumbledore
    Reality: Abouttobe Shownthedoor

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:31 pm

  48. “And if I was dishonest in any of my campaign ads, may my hair turn white.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:32 pm

  49. Looks like Bruce dug out his secret back porch meeting disguise.

    Comment by DeseDemDose Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:32 pm

  50. And we will let you use the bathroom at the mansion if you need to…

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:34 pm

  51. Are those the ghosts of Illinois’ past. As of next Tuesday, I hope that they will be.

    Comment by Christopher Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:35 pm

  52. “MCCANN DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOVERNORS RACE?” Rauner asked calmly

    Comment by ItsMillerTime Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:40 pm

  53. My broom is a Harley.
    My bike is a Swiffer.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:40 pm

  54. “It is our choices that define who we are…”

    Comment by Old Shepherd Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:43 pm

  55. “You’ve heard of a playoff beard? This was my budget standoff beard.”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:44 pm

  56. Nice to see the Rauners in a moment of levity most of us can relate to.

    Capt. Fax wants us to be nice; I’ll say nothing of the last 3 1/2 years.

    Comment by Stumpy's bunker Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:49 pm

  57. “With a wave of my magic wand I can pay the unionized state workers the money the court told me I had to pay them… but I don’t want to wave the wand.”

    Comment by Anon Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 2:54 pm

  58. Now we know where Saruman has been hiding out all these years.

    Comment by Whatever Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:05 pm

  59. I thought it was either God or it really was Rauner after 4 years of failure in the Gov office.

    Comment by Honeybadger Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:10 pm

  60. On November 6,2018, the State who lived.

    Comment by atbat Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:14 pm

  61. He looks like the old year leaving. JB should have dressed as Baby New Year

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:19 pm

  62. So Bruce is Moses? I wonder why Diana decided not to dress up in a costume.

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:24 pm

  63. Abracadabra

    My situation goes ’round and ’round

    Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:24 pm

  64. I know that the costume is supposed to be a wizard from Harry Potter, but man does he look like “Old Father Time 2018″ looking to step aside on New Year’s Eve. Maybe Pritzker could be the “Baby” for “2019.”

    Comment by Practical Politics Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:34 pm

  65. Undoubtedly handing out nothing but black licorice.

    Comment by Stones Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:35 pm

  66. The Rauner’s are dressing as Mr and Mrs. Lincoln this year in attire certified as authentic by the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum.

    Comment by A Jack Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:39 pm

  67. A Jack wins. My fake hat is off to you, sir.

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:40 pm

  68. - A Jack -… Restaurant Quality. Wow. Well done.

    “Caption?”

    HBO - “Dad’s Home State” - Season 4, Episode 39

    Bruce returns from Murphysboro, burns his costume at the mansion while playing “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” on his phone. Diana emails all her contacts that she told Bruce not to go to Murphysboro, so don’t be mad at her. Diana’s state employee starts a scrapbook of Bruce and Diana’s time at the mansion. Hud argues with Anne over which costume Bruce should wear giving a concession speech, the Looch takes all the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups from the mansion candy bin. Comedy, 71 minutes.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 3:54 pm

  69. Wave the wand and disappear after next Tuesday please.

    Comment by XDNR Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 4:04 pm

  70. It’s like that commercial where the meteor is about to hit nearby the car and the couple puts a giant tv inside their vehicle.

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 4:18 pm

  71. JB should have dressed as Baby New Year

    No… Just No

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 4:21 pm

  72. “Wanna see some patches? They’re under the robe”.

    Still looks younger than Madigan, though.

    Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 4:28 pm

  73. I wish he had worn a costume.

    Comment by Keepin' Track Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 4:29 pm

  74. Some City of Chicago terrors on this day: https://twitter.com/skyfullofbacon/status/1057691407702474752

    Comment by 32nd Ward Roscoe Village Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 5:07 pm

  75. Hearing that ABC’s the Conners show is not doing well, Diana and Bruce pitch a new show, The Rauners.

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 5:30 pm

  76. “Gee, Di, when you said I got to wear a Potter costume, I thought you meant Mr. Potter from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.”

    Comment by 47Chief Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 5:32 pm

  77. ===Diana and Bruce pitch a new show===

    They can’t. HBO has media rights until 2022, and we have right of first refusal…

    The Rauners will haunt me for all eternity, Halloween costumes, other costumes not withstanding.

    We now know why they asked for a raise in the costume allowance for the “Halloween Spooktacular”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 5:34 pm

  78. His Chances To Win Hang Low Like Sleeve of Wizard

    Comment by DizzyCow Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 5:51 pm

  79. ==He looks like the old year leaving. JB should have dressed as Baby New Year==

    Close, JB is teaming up with Kevin James, dressed as an ad for Weight Watchers. Kevin is the “Before” guy, and JB is the “Way Before” guy (credit to “The Sopranos”).

    Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 6:15 pm

  80. Why isn’t Diana wearing a costume?

    Comment by Jail Bird Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 7:17 pm

  81. Halloween is classified as a holiday?

    CMS doesn’t seem to think so: https://www2.illinois.gov/cms/personnel/employeeresources/pages/stateholidays.aspx

    Comment by Iamthepita Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 7:30 pm

  82. The flag is at full-staff.

    Comment by Yossarian Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 9:11 pm

  83. He donates $50M to his own campaign, but will not spend some money on a decent wig/beard combo. Kinda like dropping those ‘g’s.

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 9:27 pm

  84. That strange couple who lives down the block where no one lets their kids trick or treat. Fortunately, they’ll be moving soon.

    Comment by Billinois Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 11:00 pm

  85. “Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome; Time for these two to go home”.

    Comment by XDNR Wednesday, Oct 31, 18 @ 11:19 pm

  86. I thought it was either Marley’s ghost or the ghost of Christmas past with the head of one of the work houses.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:37 am

  87. Rauners de-feet themselves

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:45 am

  88. Leave this long haired counrty boy alone

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:55 am

  89. Billionaire emerges from 20 years of self isolation making a brief statment “I just wanted people to like me I wanted to help people” His long time caregiver was heard saying “it wasnt you it was me”

    Comment by NorthsideNoMore Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 7:26 am

  90. Campaigns must really age a person, but being married to a witch could do that too.

    Comment by Jerry Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 8:50 am

  91. Leaving so soon? I wouldn’t hear of it. Why, my little party is just beginning

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 9:35 am

  92. Its been a treat tricking illionois, I’ve got the smarties he’s got the dum dums

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 9:41 am

  93. Speaker Madigan and the Horcruxes He Controls (part of the Wizarding World series)

    Comment by Name Withheld Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:34 pm

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