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* Lotta job seekers…

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:30 am

Comments

1. Here’s my business card. I’m looking for a cushy state job.

   Comment by Huh? Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:36 am

2. We were talking about hockey.

   Comment by BC Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:40 am

3. So Gov, ever thought of starting an official hockey team?

   Comment by Give Me A Break Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:43 am

4. Better get in touch with Mr. Slate. You may even need Cogswell Cogs with all these folks here.

   Comment by A guy Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:47 am

5. Manar leering in the back- where were all these people when I needed door knockers?

   Comment by Dupage Bard Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:47 am

6. No really, you’re going to love Tier 3.

   Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 11:54 am

7. “Once we get all of you in on the Tier 2 and 3 plans, we can start getting our pension funds in order!”

   Comment by Anonymous Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 12:11 pm

8. To quote the great Winston Zeddemore, “If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”

   Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 12:16 pm

9. Yabba dabba doo! There’s jobs for all of you.

   Comment by The Colossus of Roads Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 12:59 pm

10. “Pritzker? I thought this was the Lee Smith/Harold Baines party.”

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 1:01 pm

11. From the connected classroom (monitor in the corner), the university class in “Public Policy” observes the state governing process in action.

    Comment by Res Melius Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 1:19 pm

12. “Sorry, I already gave that position to Sam McCann”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 1:56 pm

13. Manar in the background “Hey JB stand up I can’t see you!”

    Comment by Yep Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 1:58 pm

14. OK. Rock, paper, scissors for the Secretary of Transportation.

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 2:17 pm

15. Prior government experience is NOT required.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 2:18 pm

16. “As a matter of fact, I DO actually have a hotel on Boardwalk.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Dec 10, 18 @ 2:28 pm

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22. “I’ve got jobs available in the Governor’s Mansion and you won’t have to clean any toilets.”

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