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* Incoming lt. governor Juliana Stratton…

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:04 pm

Comments

“Opp… I beat Rauner, twice… k?… don’t forget that.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:07 pm
“Not one statewide did Rauner win. Not. One.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:09 pm
“Mr. Dunkin that is your one warning. And no we will not talk later.”

Comment by People caring loudly Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:12 pm
I’m only going to say this one more time… the largest margin of victory in the HISTORY of Illinois.

Comment by Blago's Hare Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:14 pm
“I read on CapFax today that the state is essentially bankrupt”

Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:15 pm
“Mr. Dunkin please sit down, put your sleeping bag under your desk and be quiet, this is your final warning”

Comment by Les Nessman Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:17 pm
Don’t go there . . .

Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:29 pm
You disrespect me, you disrespect the people of Illinois.

Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:31 pm
“After Rauner, Illinois will only go up from here.”

Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:33 pm
“I didn’t run to not be heard. You better figure that out right now… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:35 pm
“Evelyn, we will not have any slip and fall issues on your way out the door will we?”

Comment by Baggs McCoy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm
Who has the most government experience on this team?

Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm
All right. This one time I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.

Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:37 pm
“Not one time have I fallen and sued the State, not once.”

Comment by Ole' Nelson Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:46 pm
Reporter:
“Do you like your hair up or down?”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:48 pm
“You can ask me one question about personal injury liability insurance… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm
Hey. Hey! Remember this ONE thing! I hate the sound of people eating bananas!

Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm
“We’re one team. One. You go after one, you get us all… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:51 pm
“There’s one word I don’t want to hear anymore. It begins with a T and ends with oilets… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:53 pm
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:54 pm
This is the number of democrats in Sangamon county. I’m glad to be in Rock Island county!

Comment by The Colossus of Roads Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:05 pm
I’m just starting the Marge Simpson look, but maybe only this much higher.

Comment by West Side the Best Side Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:09 pm
One heartbeat away…

Comment by Saul to Paul Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:20 pm
“One: that’s the number of arrests I am away from becoming Governor.”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:22 pm
“Just one more month until this nightmare is over.”

Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:34 pm
Reporter: “Ms. Stratton, how many Rauner accomplishments can you cite?”

Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:36 pm
“This is the direction your taxes are going”

Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:45 pm
@Cubs in ‘16
Reporter: “What is that accomplishment?”
Representative Stratton: “Losing.”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 5:52 pm
I dare you to run a bill eliminating me

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 6:07 pm
One ham sandwich away from the Governor’s Mansion.

Comment by DougChicago Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:16 pm
…Singular Sensation…

Comment by A guy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:38 pm
The Aristocrats (banned punctuation)

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:54 pm
I won the election and there are consequences.

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Dec 13, 18 @ 6:39 am