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posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 2:52 pm

Comments

Yeah, I saw what the other guy did and my stuff is going to go this way, to the left.

Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 2:55 pm
No, how YOU doin?

Comment by Team America Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:00 pm
“…let’s hear the Sopranos and Altos at measure 54, make sure you pay attention to the key signature…”

Comment by Skeptic Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:01 pm
You get a car. And you get a car. And you get a car. And YOU get a car.

Comment by SaulGoodman Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:01 pm
My Apple watch informs me I’ve taken this many steps today.

Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:03 pm
“They sent *you two guys* to make me change my mind?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:03 pm
“The waterpark is going to have at least two awesome slides, one that goes like this and one that goes like this.”

Comment by The Captain Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:03 pm
To state union employees: “You get a raise!! AND YOU get a raise!! AND YOU GET A RAISE!!!!”

Comment by New Slang Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:04 pm
ok, what is it exactly that i need to do here?

Comment by jimmydean Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:04 pm
“This time, sing it with a bit more… zeal. A one and a two.., “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:04 pm
“I have this much considerable political will left.”

Comment by MG85 Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:05 pm
Sorry - Skeptic -, was tying when you commented..

“They… they… are holdovers… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:06 pm
You come to me today, the day of my daughter’s wedding…

Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:06 pm
“We’ll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room’s two-hour disco swing party right after this short break. Til then, don’t you go changing.”

Comment by Dave Dahl Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:07 pm
I know a lot of Millers. Which one you talkin’ about?

Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:08 pm
Woa!!! Stop right there!! Explain how this House Rules Committee works????

Comment by Wow Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:09 pm
“You two are the legislative liaisons for what?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:11 pm
That’s correct, I’ll take the salmon platter AND the glazed ham.

Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:11 pm
“I don’t want to hear that other guy’s name ever again, capiche?”

Comment by don the legend Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:11 pm
I’m the guy doing his job, you must be the other guys

Comment by alreadydeparted Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:12 pm
Kids, the key to success is to type with ten fingers, not two like you do these days. Say it with me: a, s, d, f, j, k, l, semi…semi, l, k, j, f, d, s, a.

Comment by Earnest Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:12 pm
“Is it true I don’t have to wear a tie?”

Comment by Dome Gnome Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:14 pm
Yeah the family owns a cruise line or two… here’s my best Isaac the Bartender impression from Love Boat!

Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:16 pm
“So… you comment on Capitol Fax… and you comment on Capitol Fax… who doesn’t comment on Capitol Fax?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:16 pm
“This is important so I’m pointing it out ambidextrously.”

Comment by dbk Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:16 pm
“You’re… Maroon 5?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:18 pm
“Go ahead Miller. Make me a question of the day. I dare you. I double dare you.”

Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:19 pm
As soon as we legalize weed I’m gonna split a blunt this long with Madigan and Cullerton … then order a dozen pizzas. We’ll get a balanced budget, trust me.

Comment by Gruntled University Employee Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:22 pm
We are all part of this “Circle of Trust”….lets stay inside of this circle and not on the outside

Comment by reddevil1 Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:24 pm
“43 yards. The Rams kicker hit a 57 yarder to win THEIR game. All that SOB had to do was get it between the posts from 43 yards. But nnnnooooooooooo……”

Comment by Ben Gazzara Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:24 pm
Alright so if he’s the rabbi, then YOU must be Kam Buckner

Comment by LizPhairTax Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:25 pm
“You all… are my brain trust”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:26 pm
“This kitchen cabinet thing… is a… metaphor?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:27 pm
‘Who took the string? Who?? I was doin’ Cats Cradle and somebody took my string… Who took my string?”

Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:29 pm
“Or I can take one from column a, one from column b… or 2 from the same column… but then I don’t get discount… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:30 pm
“No… again… Would that it were so simple… would that it were so simple… would that it were so simple”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:33 pm
“You guys are… triple-double super exempt state employees… what is that?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:36 pm
J… B… Governor… do do do do do, JB Governor…

Comment by Concerned Dem Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:37 pm
“You’re both… Senator Cullerton?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:38 pm
“So… you’re Swoop… and you’re… Gritty… and you’re here to see Anne Caprara… not me… the governor… do I have that right?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:41 pm
Gonna be hard to top OW at 3:41. Just sayin…

Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:44 pm
Just sayin’ … the exits are there and there

Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:51 pm
Mike, there is a new rich guy in town, and this one is a multi-billionaire, so lets play nice or someone could get hurt.

Comment by Dwight B. Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:51 pm
Size of a step

Comment by Red Dog Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:55 pm
I tole ya, I’m not dat oder guy. I’m in charge.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 3:57 pm
Open the coats … I don’t wanna be seeing any wires …

Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:00 pm
I kid you not. There was a time I could fit through a space this big.

Comment by Tequila Mockingbird Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:01 pm
“Now youse can’t leave…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:03 pm
Wait, you’re saying the temperature was below zero yesterday and today it’s raining?

Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:16 pm
“You two characters are going to Top Gun.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:20 pm
This much deficit is a good thing.

Comment by Cook County Commoner Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:22 pm
“Lemme get this… you’re from Edgar country… you’re from Lincoln county… and I have to guess who’s trying to fool me… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:26 pm
Focus, Amanda. Focus.

Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:27 pm
Really, enough with the toilet jokes.

Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:32 pm
Thanks, Rich… I could see that happening.

“You want dry white toast… you… four whole fried chickens… and a Coke?”

I let that sit out there, so I’ll take it.

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:37 pm
Orange whip?

Comment by jimbo Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 4:47 pm
I’m going to spend money from my left hand and my right.

Comment by Fantasma Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 5:27 pm
” I want a hamburger,,,no..I want a CHEESEBURGER…I want..

Comment by JudgeSmails Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 5:53 pm
So, let me get this straight…You put the lime in the coconut…

(Sorry, an oldie but goodie.)

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 5:59 pm
“You two are the last people in Illinois that aren’t part of my transition team.”

Comment by Billinois Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 6:12 pm
You need to pass cannabis legalization like yesterday.

Comment by Illinois Resident Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 6:14 pm
“I’m a WILD and CRAZY guy…. “

Comment by Anon Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 6:55 pm
Let me get this straight, what I want doesn’t matter, only what you two guys want?

Comment by SLAM Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 7:17 pm
And next we will take the toilets out of every house in the state and boom pension problem fixed.

Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 7:27 pm
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:01 pm
Now lemme get dis straight, ta pass any ting, I gotta count votes in da House and da Senate? Lemme tink here, 70 for da House an 36 for da Senate.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:15 pm
Listen, I’m a serious guy. I’m not gonna take any funny stuff from youse two dar.

Im not gonna tell ya agin, $175 million was spare change. Somebody had to stop that bum. I had nothin’ else ta do. So why shouldn’t I spend %175 million.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:22 pm
So youse two guys pass da laws and I gotta sign if I want the law to be legal?

So lemma get did straight, da governor owns what ever he signs?

So if what you tell me is true, we gotta pass a budget by the end of May?

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:33 pm
I’m tellin’ ya, don’t go dar. Ya got one chance and den yer cut off, so don’t go dar.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:35 pm
Stay in the Hilton. Stay in the Marriot. You don’t have to stay in a Hyatt hotel. I don’t care. Just come to Illinois. It’s a great place to visit, do business, and raise a family. We have a lot to offer. So come and visit the Great State of Illinois. Yes, we have a few problems, but we’ve are implementing our plans to fix them.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jan 22, 19 @ 8:41 pm
IPI and Illinois News Network. AND you guys drove here together. Riiight.

Comment by Kayak Wednesday, Jan 23, 19 @ 4:10 am