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Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:24 am
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Sen. Plummer wonders when he can fit in his nap this afternoon.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:26 am
“I may be small but I AM MIGHTY”
Comment by Perrid Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:26 am
“It’s Tuesday, my slurpee machine arrives Thursday, so in 4 days I get slurpees whenever I want” - Fake Sen. Plummer
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:27 am
This will forever be Jason Plummer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lICjD0aw9M
Comment by Unpopular Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:28 am
“Practice Jason… ‘Leader Brady, thank you for inviting me to your birthday party’… no, more Brasi, less Luca.” -
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:28 am
An intellectual giants among giants
Comment by Anon Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:28 am
“This is more boring than working at the lumber yard”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:29 am
“Maybe the Rathskeller delivers… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:29 am
Well guess what guys? This isn’t basketball so you can’t block anything.
Comment by Give Me A Break Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:30 am
“Green is a yes, red is a no, yellow is… what is yellow?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:31 am
So glad to see that my State Senator is appearing to be involved and engaged.
Comment by illini Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:31 am
“This is eating into my Pokémon hunting time… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:32 am
“Bill, you said you’d let me speak on the floor in February. It’s February. Where’s my speaking opportunity?”
Comment by Orthogonian Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:35 am
“There’s two Cullertons but three cousins or something. How does that work?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:35 am
“Wait, what’s my Netflix password again?… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:38 am
My name is Larry this is my brother Darryl
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:40 am
“So I voted yes, which means I’m against it, by voting for the thing, which is against something I’m suppose to not like. That makes no sense.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:40 am
The pol at far left is focused on breaking the record of “Twiddling Thumbs in the Statehouse” while thinking of what he might get for his birthday.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:42 am
” Listen John, I know you have more than enough votes but please, take one more.”
Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:44 am
Sen. Brady to Cullerton: “pssst . . . John, you ever go cow tipping? Watch what I’m about to do to Plummer. You may want to stand back.”
Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:46 am
Cullerton: “Well Bill, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.”
Brady: “I’m sorry.”
Cullerton:”Well, “sorry” doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Bill?”
Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:47 am
Dad promised me a seat on the floor but so far all I get to do is stand in the corner….
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:48 am
D: That brown tie behind me has been to a lot of meetings. The flashy red one looks fresh off the rack. What do I say?
C: It’s a conundrum.
Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:48 am
“How can John *not* recognize me all the time. I’m, like, real tall and stuff, and I raise my hand, I press that button thingy…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:50 am
“Man, now that Machado is signed I gotta get him in my fantasy baseball draft… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:51 am
“I think they spelled my name wrong on the board. ‘P-U-M-M-E-R… no… it’s right. It looks silly”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:53 am
C’mon John, I promised his dad I’d find something for him to do down here. Can’t we just make up a new committee for him? How about a Committee on Committees? We wouldn’t even have to pay him a stipend. He just wants to be called Chairman. Please John, don’t make me beg.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 10:57 am
“Is the floor on a slant… it is… huh… like a lil hill or something…. “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:05 am
Stewart already dreaming he was back in the House
Comment by Flat Bed Ford Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:08 am
Always leaning to the far right sure makes my neck stiff.
Comment by Collinsville Kevin Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:08 am
Could you please tell him that leaning right is just a figure of speech.
Comment by Kayak Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:10 am
“John, I know it’s crazy but Jason thinks you’re a robot. You’re gonna haveta prove you’re not… I can’t believe I’m telling this to you either… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:11 am
Brady: “Jason? He got his head caught playing in the revolving doors. He’ll be okay. It’s not the first time.”
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:12 am
“John… Jason put on the ‘First Bill’ jacket and it split in two.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:14 am
He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he? Dang it.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:19 am
“I hear you and Danny Solis like Tavern on Rush”
Comment by Steve Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:21 am
“We all miss McCarter, John.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:22 am
“I haven’t seen Danny Solis in while, how about you?”
Comment by Steve Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:23 am
“But Uncle Billy… I’m boooored”
Comment by FormerILLobster Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:23 am
“John. For me. Let Jason put ‘Kool Dude’ on his senate license plate.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:24 am
“Jason lost his voting key…. I know it’s his third but I’ll keep it for him… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:25 am
“If Jason promises… not to play any more video games, will you turn the internet back on in his office?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:26 am
“Well, it wasn’t Jason that leaked that to Miller. Look at him.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:28 am
“Well, I’ve already spent my lunch money, and the last time you stuffed me into a locker you got suspended, so the joke’s on you”
Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:31 am
If that other new Senator can challenge Durbin, so can I.
Comment by Blue Dog Dem Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:34 am
John - Can you help out with these two guys? I’ve been working with them since they were elected. I’ve got to let them take the training wheels off. Will you let them sponsor a bill for something like, I don’t know, a State symbol? Or something like a resolution honoring someone. It’ll be safe, and non-political. I’ll proofread it before they submit it.
Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:35 am
Ok listen, John. I know. But how would you like a super-super majority? Willing to give this one up right now.
Comment by lakeside Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:40 am
Definitely no onions on the pizza.
Comment by Jimmy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:41 am
John - It was his first time at the weekly poker game. He didn’t know that the red chips were worth two bits. He thought it was a penny ante game. He didn’t know that he had to have the money to back his hand. He’ll pay off the marker on pay day with the usual vig.
Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:42 am
“John. All Jason wants to do is say ‘have all voted who wish’… nothing more.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:43 am
Bill, I’m sorry but the Democrat caucus voted on this. One of these guys has to play the role of Charley’s Aunt in this year’s talent show.
Personally, I think it should be Jason, but I’ll leave the decision to you.
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:47 am
Everything just keeps running in one ear and the other
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 11:58 am
I feel the same way about graffiti blasters.
Comment by Steve Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:02 pm
I’m trying to stay away from 219 S. Dearborn .
Comment by Steve Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:03 pm
The new wax figure display at the Lincoln Museum.
Comment by Groucho Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:10 pm
All hoping for some just any good news - please
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:20 pm
Long division is the bane of our existence.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:22 pm
@OW the Rathskellar? Is the still open? My lord I washed dishes there just out of high school.
Comment by Generic Drone Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:24 pm
John I promise these guys won’t play mumbly peg again in their offices. They will pay to replace the carpet they damaged. I’ve taken away all of the sharp instruments in their offices and put them in the hands of their secretaries. I’ll keep taking these guys out to the woodshed until they learn how to play with nice things.
Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:32 pm
this is another fine mess you have gotten us into Stanley
Comment by Todd Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 12:55 pm
“I’m looking for one volunteer to sponsor the bill taxing retirement income. Anybody? Anybody?”
Comment by Whatever Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 1:40 pm
Candygram for mongo
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 1:42 pm
John- the unions believe Pritzker had their back. Now is the time to strike.
Comment by Generic Drone Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 2:09 pm
This image needs to be made into a velvet dog painting.
Comment by Responsa Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 2:38 pm
“It ain’t so funny, him an’ me goin’ aroun’ together. Him and me was both born in Auburn. I knowed his Aunt Clara. She took him when he was a baby and raised him up. When his Aunt Clara died, he just come along with me out workin’. Got kinda used to each other after a little while.”
Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 4:19 pm
“Tell me about the pension reform, George.”
Comment by Whatever Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 5:44 pm
Brady: If I kiss JB’s rear end in my statement after the speech, you’ll let me pass ONE bill?
Cullerton: Maybe, Bill. Maybe.
Comment by Token Conservative Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 8:15 pm
Men in Black called… they want their alien back.
Comment by Blago's Hare Wednesday, Feb 20, 19 @ 9:35 pm
Who did that?
Comment by jake Thursday, Feb 21, 19 @ 7:55 am
Republicans watching things happen or asking “What Happened”.
Comment by Top of the State Thursday, Feb 21, 19 @ 12:47 pm