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* Steve Lord at the Aurora Beacon-News

The Fermi National Accelerator broke ground Friday on a project that takes it into the future as one of the world’s premier particle physics laboratories.

The Proton Improvement Plan II, known as PIP-II, is a brand new leading-edge superconducting linear accelerator.

“It’s a new heart for Fermilab,” said Mike Weis, the Fermilab site office manager for the U.S. Department of Energy. “That’s really what we’re doing here.”

Weis was one of 19 speakers Friday at a groundbreaking for PIP-II which included a host of dignitaries, scientists and International representatives of participants in the project.

The governor was in attendance…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:03 pm

Comments

  1. Identify the Proton, Neutron, and Electron.

    Comment by Last Bull Moose Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:08 pm

  2. This is easier than shoveling Rauner’s ****.

    Comment by I Miss Bentohs Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:10 pm

  3. Diggin’ for Dark Matter.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:14 pm

  4. Some people are born with a silver spoon….

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:16 pm

  5. It’s plant time…Neutrino Nugs!

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:19 pm

  6. Ceremonial groundbreaking checklist:
    Gold painted shovels ✔
    Pile of sand ✔
    Dignitaries ✔
    White hardhats - missing

    3 out of 4, not bad.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:21 pm

  7. Unfortunately, Illinois still has a budget deficit in the 4th dimension.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:23 pm

  8. Trying to dig Illinois out of the hole left by 1.4%.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:23 pm

  9. While groundbreaking, the governor got some great ideas from the scientists on how to balance the budget using quantum mechanics.

    Comment by a drop in Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:24 pm

  10. After learning of the time reversal achieved by the quantum computer earlier this week, the Governor aims to reverse the shorting of the pension funds as the next incremental step forward in quantum physics.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:27 pm

  11. Diggin’ the Acceleration of Illinois

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:32 pm

  12. This would be much easier if Mr. Slate would let us use the bronto-shovel from the quarry.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:35 pm

  13. Governor Pritzker chose to personally search the soil on the FemiLab campus for sources of revenue such as fossil fuel deposits, pirate treasure, and loose change before allowing construction to begin on the new Federal facility.

    Comment by intern Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:39 pm

  14. “Sheldon Cooper sends his regrets.”

    Comment by G'Kar Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:40 pm

  15. “With this technological marvel, we can now begin the search for Bruce Rauner’s missing G’s”

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:44 pm

  16. Pritzker flashes back to a Rauner debate point and smirks: “Mr. Pritzker, it’s easy for you to sit on the sidelines and criticize when you haven’t done an honest day’s work in your life.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:44 pm

  17. Didn’t Rauner have to go to Iowa to pose in a similar photo?

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:45 pm

  18. So this is a shovel.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:52 pm

  19. Wait till they about my plan to tax every particle they accelerate in this contraption.

    Comment by Stickmanf Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 3:59 pm

  20. Congresswoman Underwood brings the Green…coat that is!

    Comment by Proud Sucker Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:02 pm

  21. Pritzker: I should have borrowed Bruce’s Carhart.

    Comment by Groucho Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:04 pm

  22. OK, one more time…they did this slit experiment and determined that light can be either a wave of energy or a physical particle depending on the observer. This is called the quantum level. At the macro level, an example of this would be whether or not the state budget is balanced and the pension payments are adequate, depending again on the observer and whether he is or is not the governor.

    Comment by Earnest Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:06 pm

  23. Why is this shovel “Silver”?

    Comment by Chuck Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:15 pm

  24. Not shown: political careers of Hultgren and Rauner in the graves at the bottom of the picture.

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:22 pm

  25. Which of these three brought their own solid gold shovel?

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 15, 19 @ 4:24 pm

  26. Dignitaries

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 4:49 am

  27. Northern horseshoe

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 4:52 am

  28. Enter sandman

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 4:56 am

  29. They will never find the GOP up here

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:00 am

  30. Next stop o’hare

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:07 am

  31. We got the gold mine, millionaires got the shaft

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:09 am

  32. I’m in charge, can you dig it

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:15 am

  33. Searching for Rauners moles

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:19 am

  34. A new trade route to china

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:24 am

  35. Fire ant free

    Comment by Rabid Saturday, Mar 16, 19 @ 5:41 am

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