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The House vs. Senate softball game is proceeding as planned

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* Barring no weather deterioration, the game is still on. 5:30 at Lincoln Park.

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 4:35 pm

Rooting for the Senate, where things get done.

Comment by Grandson of Man Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 4:51 pm
More confusion, hijinks, groaners and laughs than watching Jose Martinez play right field, I’m sure.

Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 4:58 pm
I assume wagering is totally kosher at the Patk?

Comment by Ok Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 5:04 pm
McSweeney refuses to play by the rules ranting “Don’t tread on me” as he runs from 3rd base to 1st without even an at bat.

The Democrats “grab” all the bats replacing them with feathers so no one gets hurt, and requiring fingerprints of each batter before allowing them to the plate.

The Republican’s refuse to fund the game, so home plate is literally a plate from Jim Durkin’s Office, and 1st through 3rd are just cardboard boxes with a rock on top to hold them in place.

Anything I miss?

Comment by PublicServant Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 5:09 pm
Reitz to Costello to Reitz for the triple play.

Comment by Blue Dog Dem Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 5:29 pm
Can you root for both sides to lose?

Comment by Tim Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 5:50 pm
Come on Rich…that was funny…

Comment by PublicServant Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 5:51 pm
The capitol will smell of bengay tomorrow, ibprohien willl be on all the desks and we may see some limping and gimping

Comment by Todd Tuesday, May 14, 19 @ 6:00 pm

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