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posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:22 pm
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–…a closer is to the ninth-inning and a one-run lead.–
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GovJunk is to a forgotten phoney
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Santa is to anxious children
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Gulliver was to the inhabitants of Brobdingnag.
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as Sister Mary Stigmata is to the Blues Brothers
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Sorry to be so literal, but
as the warp is to the weft.
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a tricycle is to a fish
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as Arya is to ruling everything West of Westerose
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as big trees is to large shadows
as Tom Cross is to waiting for his Election Day tee time
as Jason Plummer is to waiting for his slurpee machine being delivered
as Bruce Rauner is to keeping Ken Dunkin in NYC
as Tom Tunney is to waiting on election returns against the Ricketts
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as Nietzsche is to the abyss
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Blagojevich is to the GRT
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as Charlie Brown is to kicking a football.
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Jeff Spilcoli is to wingin’ on over the London to jam with the Stones.
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As Annie Edson Taylor is to Niagra Falls.
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Niagara Falls that is.
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as Oliver Twist is to some tasty gruel.
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As Danaerys is to the Iron Throne.
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As Ameya Pawar is to losing elections.
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As a Republican is to a vote for the graduated income tax
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Big Ideas is to middling results
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Beer is to a summer baseball game.
He is doing pretty good especially considering how the GA usually operates.
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a camel to an eye of a needle
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the Patriots are to a two-minute drill
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Santa Claus to Christmas.
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I literally don’t understand any of these, which makes it all the more funny.
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Christine Radogno is to good faith negotiation.
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As an absent parent is to his children.
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Wylie Coyote is to the rapidly burning fuse of the bundle of dynamite he meant to leave under the Road Runner’s bed.
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As a trough is to pigs
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As a toilet is to a bathroom.
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As Groundhog Day is to the End of Winter.
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As Willy is to UIUC
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* Gov. Pritzker is to the looming end of the spring session as a 17 year old boy is to prom night.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:53 am