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* From some outfit called Big 7 Travel…
Look, some states are sexier than others – at least, that’s what the results of our survey of the sexiest states in America is proving. We asked our 1.5 million social audience to get an insight into where you’ll find the America’s most beautiful people.
Survey respondents were given no further specifications of the term ‘sexy’, so interpretation of the word was up to them.
‘Sexy’, according to the fail-safe Merriam-Webster dictionary, is classified as “generally attractive or interesting”. While beauty may be only skin deep, it’s probably little consolation to the unlucky states that have been voted as the least sexy. Sorry, Nebraska.
* Illinois finished… first?…
1st. Illinois
And the top spots of the sexiest states in America? Illinois takes first place and easily topped our poll for 2019. Who could disagree with this? It’s no wonder that so many of the celebrities, sportspeople and singers that come from here are outrageously attractive.
OK. I guess we’ll take it.
(Hat tip: Hannah Meisel)
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:49 am
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With hotties like Tillman, Profit and Spanky Baise can there be a doubt that IL wins hands down?
Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:52 am
The -25 winters and 100+ summers must give us a natural glow.
Comment by Pierogie Tirebiter Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:53 am
Eh?
Comment by lakeside Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:55 am
Clearly not based on some of the looks of our elected officials. And that’s clearly a bipartisan statement.
Comment by Southern Illinois Mayor Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:58 am
Apparently the voters did not attend the State Fair.
Comment by Mason born Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 11:59 am
Perhaps some of the vaunted Chicago-style voting practices were employed.
Comment by SAP Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:00 pm
Well I guess now we need a new version of the Beach Boys song California Girls.
Comment by Da Big Bad Wolf Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:00 pm
Not gonna argue with science.
Comment by In 630 Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:00 pm
Voted early and voted often.
Comment by Stark Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:00 pm
And to think that they didn’t consider CapFax commenters in awarding IL the prize
Comment by The Way I See It Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:03 pm
You wanna feel even more attractive? Visit Wisconsin.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:04 pm
They must be taking into account the secession of the Bloc Heads and all the aggrieved, over-taxed millionaires who have fled the state.
Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:10 pm
Sorry, had to do it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:12 pm
From the website:
“You might recognise: Ernest Hemingway, Scout LaRue Willis”
I can say with quite certainty this was the first time in human history the phrase “Ernest Hemingway Scout LaRue Willis” has ever been uttered.
Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:12 pm
I will say, when I see an Italian beef sandwich from Johnnie’s, I do need a moment to myself.
Comment by Montrose Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:15 pm
Someone’s jumping the gun on the recreational weed.
Comment by GOPgal Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:15 pm
I knew there already was too much marijuana on the streets.
Comment by Bruce( no not him) Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:16 pm
We got Aaron Schock’s abs.
Comment by Just Me 2 Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:25 pm
Visit any restaurant with a buffet and you’ll for sure doubt this poll.
Comment by Alex Ander Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:27 pm
The Kris Bryant factor had to play a large part in this
Comment by Thanks KB Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:39 pm
Beer goggles y’all.
Comment by SpfdNewb Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 12:43 pm
Now the song “Hey Big Spender” from Sweet Charity is going to be running through my head all afternoon.
Comment by Earnest Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:21 pm
I’m Too Sexy For My State.
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:24 pm
No thanks are necessary folks. Being this good looking is its own reward. Glad I could bring home the gold.
Comment by Perrid Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:25 pm
Who knew that California, Atlanta’s metro area, and Dallas just couldn’t keep up with Illinois in the looks department? Glaucoma can strike at any age , I guess.
Comment by Steve Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:30 pm
I’m too sexy…
Comment by Nick Name Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:37 pm
In other news Big 7 travel will be having their annual shareholder meeting at the Hyatt hotel in Chicago. Majority shareholder JB Pritzker will be sending a proxy for the meeting.
Comment by Boone's is Back Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:40 pm
Did someone at Big 7 Travel get ’sexiest’ mixed up with ’sexist?’
After all, I do live in the Eastern bloc.
Comment by Don't Bloc Me In Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:53 pm
I’m doing my part to keep Illinois sexy every day when I go outside. But I’m modest about it.
Comment by revvedup Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:54 pm
Well, that’s just foolish.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 1:59 pm
Yeah, well it’s always 2am somewhere.
Comment by Skeptic Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 2:13 pm
I tell ya, it’s a hard job but somebody has to do it.
Comment by NIU Grad Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 2:24 pm
Right, said Fred.
Comment by Northsider Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 2:39 pm
In the right light, at the right angle, and perhaps the set of Chicago Fire…this is probably possible. Botox after a few years are killing the coastal sexiness I guess.
Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 4:02 pm
Are you sure they didn’t mean “sexist” ?
Comment by Ed Higher Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 4:06 pm
We’re tops in sex appeal and corruption? Correlation much?
Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 4:14 pm
Conclusion: The participants in the Illinois tax exodus weren’t a very attractive lot.
– MrJM
Comment by @misterjayem Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 4:36 pm
When the Winnebago County is rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
Comment by Rich Hill Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 5:33 pm
The girls all look better at closing time …
Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Sep 10, 19 @ 6:15 pm