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* Alex Nitkin at the Daily Line captured this photo yesterday of former Rep. Luis Arroyo hurriedly leaving his arraignment

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:22 pm

Comments

  1. Pro-tip: Put the gloves on *before* you commit the crime.

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:24 pm

  2. They ain’t got me yet..,

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:24 pm

  3. “Do this right… don’t rat on my friends… keep my mouth shut… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:27 pm

  4. If the glove don’t fit, you must…d’oh

    Comment by Father Ted Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:28 pm

  5. Cold and clammy hands are a dead giveaway on guilt… #ToastyDigits

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:36 pm

  6. That was fast, now I can go back and read all that evidence against me…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:39 pm

  7. Time to get acquitted and get back to House chamber…as I gots ‘biznez’ to conduct with my colleagues. I got this!

    Comment by Billy Sunday Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:40 pm

  8. I need to ask, do they validate parking, even if I’m pleading not guilty?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:40 pm

  9. I have to get to my lunch at Erie Cafe with all of my GOOD friends

    Comment by lunch time Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:41 pm

  10. It’s cold out today, better put on my gloves before I make a run for it…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:42 pm

  11. Gotta wear these duds as much as possible before my whole wardrobe goes orange.

    Comment by A Guy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:43 pm

  12. Where is that Uber?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:48 pm

  13. I couldn’t find the exits near the bathrooms and loading dock.

    Comment by Leatherneck Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:48 pm

  14. Can be late for my interview at Shadow Inc.

    Comment by City Zen Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:49 pm

  15. Lookey-Lookey… Eddie Burke… busy day here…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:51 pm

  16. Those US Marshalls, they don’t look all that tough….

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:53 pm

  17. Michael Avenatti , leaves solitary confinement, makes surprise visit to 219 S. Dearborn.

    Comment by Steve Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:58 pm

  18. Little late to be worrying about “fingerprints”.

    Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:59 pm

  19. “Whatever you tell me… stays between you and me”, until I get caught.

    Comment by pool boy Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:06 pm

  20. It worked for OJ

    Comment by frisbee Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:12 pm

  21. I’ll beat the rap and the coronavirus

    Comment by Donnie Elgin Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:31 pm

  22. “And den he put a glove on like dis, see, and den said tings like “you’re going to feel a little pressure“ and “dis is gonna hurt me more dan you.” You know, tings like dat and stuff, but I wouldn’t say nuttin!!”

    Comment by Onesie Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:36 pm

  23. Jackpot!

    Comment by Practical Politics Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:38 pm

  24. Singing Fats Domino “I’m Walking, Yes Indeed, I’m talking, bout you and me….”

    Comment by Rebel13 Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:42 pm

  25. Let’s try that again…the spacing got a bit out of whack.

    I’m late, I’m late for
    A very important date.
    No time to say hello, good-bye,
    I’m late, I’m late, I’m late
    I’m late and when I wave,
    I lose the time I save.
    My fuzzy ears and whiskers
    Took me too much time to shave.
    I run and then I hop, hop, hop,
    I wish that I could fly.
    There’s danger if I dare to
    Stop and here’s a reason why:
    I’m over-due, I’m in a rabbit stew.
    Can’t even say good-bye,
    Hello, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:43 pm

  26. can somebody uncuff me?

    Comment by Lucky Pierre Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:56 pm

  27. “Shoot. I left the cannoli in the courtroom.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:02 pm

  28. where’s the OJ jokes?

    Comment by welp ok Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:15 pm

  29. Cold? Too bad. No warmth for the petty, mean and corrupt.

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:29 pm

  30. “If da glove don’t fit don’t call me a culprit.”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:43 pm

  31. Let’s see which was it, put on gloves then commit crime or was it the other way around.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:51 pm

  32. I wonder, if I wear kid gloves, will the court treat men with kid gloves. Let’s see how this goes…

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 3:27 pm

  33. “I’ll show dem bums who set me up(banned punct.)”

    Comment by revvedup Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 8:31 pm

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