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posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:19 pm

Comments

“MAYOR DALEY!”

Comment by Dave Dahl Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:23 pm
Girl, you need some glitter on that mask!

Comment by Andrew Bursott Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:26 pm
Pictured: Two people more mature than any member of the Eastern Bloc.

Comment by Roadrager Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm
Your crossed arms shows you are defensive, I may be big, but soft on the inside.

Comment by Chichi55 Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:29 pm
“I don’t care if Phase 4 opens bars, you’re still too young to drink!”

Comment by Curious citizen Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm
Thanks for the endorsement Greta!

Comment by Laser Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm
Next time I’ll bring the penguins. Happy?

Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm
“You need a more fashionable mask.”

Comment by Nick Name Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:31 pm
Pritzker speaking to a 2022 eligible voter

Comment by Amalia Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm
What town is this in?

Comment by Almost the weekend Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm
Yes, this is what I usually wear on a working horse farm in Wisconsin. Why do you ask?

Comment by Red Ranger Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm
Back up kid, 6 feet means 6 feet.

Comment by Bruce (no not him) Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:33 pm
This photo will look perfect for my 2022 Iowa palm cards

Comment by Red Ranger Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:36 pm
Thanks. I got this mask for Father’s Day.

Comment by John Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:38 pm
Look, I may be rich, but I’m not going to pay $50 for a glass of lemon when the going rate is 50 cents.

Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:39 pm
No, I didn’t eat with my mask on. It’s the design.

Comment by R A T Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm
I made my tie into a mask so no bugs fly into my mouth out here in farm country.

Comment by PublicServant Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:40 pm
“I don’t own costumes… like a barn coat”

Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:43 pm
===What town is this in?===

That doesn’t look like they’re in a town. He did an event at a farm in northwest Illinois last week, so that’s probably from it.

Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:44 pm
Illinois’ version of this…

Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm
I’m sorry that you won’t be able to show your steer at the county fair. With the covid19 going around, packing the fair grounds is just too risky.

Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:46 pm
“Your unemployment claim will be seen to shortly.”

Comment by BilboSwaggins Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:48 pm
“Thank you for wearing a mask. Yes, I have ponies at my farm in Wisconsin. No, you can’t have one.”

Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:50 pm
“I don’t care how much of a tantrum you throw…we’re not ready for Phase 5 (banned punctuation)”

Comment by Jocko Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:53 pm
No I don’t want to go collect eggs and feed the chickens. I’m a bit over dressed to go into a chicken coop.

Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm
We live on a farm. All we do is social distance.

Comment by pool boy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:55 pm
Yes, you have to go back to school in the fall.

Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 1:58 pm
And I do appreciate the fact that you’re wearing my mask, but I will tell you once more, get off my lawn.

Comment by Pundent Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:03 pm
Is this place what’s called a farm?

Comment by Behind the Scenes Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:09 pm
Want to see my 4-H steer? You won’t get much manure on your boots. I’ll really miss going to the fair this year.

Comment by Downstate Dem Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 2:13 pm
The pattern on Pritzker’s face mask looks like it belongs on a baby diaper.

Comment by Ginhouse Tommy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:03 pm
Yes, well, Caesar only had to worry about the Ides of March and I have to worry about IDES all the time. See the difference?

Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:27 pm
These are my summer play clothes, I took off the tie.

Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:37 pm
“Yes Virginia, Santa Claus exists. No, I am not him.”

Comment by Boone's is Back Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 3:43 pm
“Yes, it IS quite an obstacle when I’m trying to eat apple pie.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:01 pm
“If I told you J.B. Pritzker is my secret identity, it wouldn’t be a secret any more, would it?”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:03 pm
Pritzker - come on kid blink. My eyes are drying out.
Kid - I can do this all day long. I am my school’s staring champion.

Comment by Huh? Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:05 pm
“I couldn’t find any cloth to make my mask, so I cut up an old Jackson Pollock.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:07 pm
girl: “Are you Bruce Rauner?”

JB: “Only in Bizarro Illinois.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:10 pm
girl: “Did they have to use extra elastic on yours?”

JB: “Heh heh. Kids say the darnedest things.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:14 pm
girl: “Do you wear that when you’re singing, Mr. Pavarotti?”

JB: “Only in the shower.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:22 pm
girl: “I’ve found Bazooka doesn’t stick to mine.”

JB: “I’m a Double Bubble man myself.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:26 pm
JB: “Did I tell you about my plan to tax hair bands?”

girl: “Not. Even. Funny.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:29 pm
girl: “Madigan was here last week. He had his pants pulled all the way up to his mask.”

JB: “He’s quite the cut-up.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 29, 20 @ 4:33 pm