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Who says journalism doesn’t innovate? And on a budget! @BSchoenburg used duct tape and a stick to capture @SenatorDurbin’s remarks from a safe social distance. pic.twitter.com/k7gJoL3XsQ

— Mark Maxwell (@MarkMaxwellTV) August 12, 2020

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:50 pm

Comments

  1. This is the most Bernie thing I’ve ever seen.

    Comment by NIU Grad Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:54 pm

  2. I wouldn’t touch you with a 6 foot pole.

    Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:54 pm

  3. Five people in various shades of blue stand in a circle.

    Comment by No One Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:56 pm

  4. Half of a ten foot pole.

    Comment by Dotnonymous Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:57 pm

  5. “Talk to the stick.”

    Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:57 pm

  6. I wish that guy was wearing a mask.

    Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:58 pm

  7. Bernie, the Red Green of journalists.

    Comment by Don't Bloc Me In Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 3:59 pm

  8. Someone get him a selfie stick

    Comment by ArchPundit Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:01 pm

  9. Why are you guys wearing masks? Everyone knows it’s a Democrat hoax.

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:01 pm

  10. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

    Comment by AnonymousFool Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:05 pm

  11. Bernie drew the short straw…

    Comment by Vote Quimby Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:07 pm

  12. “I’m going to need a bigger boat”

    Comment by DEE Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:09 pm

  13. Now to complete the test, Senator, I just need to shove this end up your nose…

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:09 pm

  14. “Where’s the carrot?”

    Comment by Rich Hill Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:12 pm

  15. Jeff Dunham introduces his newest character - Jose Telephono - on a stick.

    Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:20 pm

  16. never thought i’d say this, but time to invest in selfie sticks again people.

    Comment by daughter of immigrant Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:22 pm

  17. Senator, the President’s calling. It’s a nasty phone call so I’m not touching it.

    Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:22 pm

  18. Politicians everywhere had gotten used to chasing off journalists by throwing away answers to their questions, until they ran across one who would fetch their statements and then bring it back to the original question. The most unnerved politicians then reach around int heir pockets for dog tweets.

    Comment by Earnest Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:30 pm

  19. From the way back machine - Bernie brings back a 1970’s game show microphone

    Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:36 pm

  20. Duct tape holds up to hot air well.

    Comment by Donnie Elgin Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:38 pm

  21. Well I got nothing, but it was a trend for TV reporters to have microphones in a stick to talk to people on the street. At least Schoenberg did it the blue collar way.

    Comment by Levois J Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 4:56 pm

  22. Who says *senior citizens* don’t innovate?

    Comment by Dave Dahl Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 5:01 pm

  23. Fishing for a quote

    Comment by SKI Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 5:40 pm

  24. Amateurs use duct tape, a real professional uses Gorilla tape.

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 6:05 pm

  25. Bernie: “Here’s a Vose’s corn dog - remember me for the next interview.”

    Comment by HighSox Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 8:36 pm

  26. The sneakers need to be darker to go with the suit (unless at the State Fair, and we all know that ain’t happening).

    Comment by Behind the Scenes Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 9:02 pm

  27. I love Bernie.

    Comment by Mike Matulis Wednesday, Aug 12, 20 @ 9:32 pm

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