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* Typos and brain freezes are inevitable in this business…

In Illinois, state Senate President Bill Brady

* The Question: Caption?…

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:43 pm

Comments

“I want a pincer move on Oak Park. Yeah. Pincer. I like that word. Pincer.”

Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:44 pm
“Senator, we call this our ‘Fire Madigan’ Arsenal… useless and without teeth, but it makes folks feel safe if it exists.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:48 pm
“We’d let you drive *any* of these, Senator, but you don’t have a CDL… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:48 pm
“This is the crowd we got, Senator. You could say they are social distancing to bump up the numbers… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:49 pm
“Senate President Brady” thank God 2020 is over

Comment by We'll See Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:52 pm
“There he is, Senator, Jason Plummer, United States Navy Reserve. He called and asked if you were coming here to see the things and he wanted to lead muster… in full dress uniform… Navy.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:55 pm
“Can this do stuff like the rv in the movie Stripes? That was a fun movie”

Comment by fs Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:56 pm
Where the (deleted) is my truck? Where? Where’s my truck? Hey, where’s the EM-50?

Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:57 pm
“There it is Senator… it’s no Porsche, but what is?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:58 pm
“You go to war with the caucus you’ve got”

Comment by The Opinions Bureau Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:58 pm
“Senator, you’re in Italy, that means you have to make Jason’s bunk. If you were in Germany, Jason would’ve have to make your bunk, but … we’re in Italy”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 2:59 pm
“These assets here are to defend Illinois from the 51st state separatists.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:01 pm
“Here they are. We rescued and salvaged all the ‘Brady for Governor’ signs we could. There were losses, but we deemed the mission an overall success”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:03 pm
“So… this is what left from ‘Operation Rauner Retreat’. Nineteen districts are on the map, and these ‘JB’ yard signs that were in districts overrun two years ago”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:06 pm
“It’s enough firepower to invade Iowa, Indiana, maybe Wisconsin, but probably not Missouri… I’ll let you decide”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:10 pm
“We got you the small conference room, Senator. It’s for groups 25 or smaller”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:12 pm
Women uh…women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh…I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I…I do deny them my essence.

Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:17 pm
We’ve got all the ballot drop boxes and they”re f’ing golden.

Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:21 pm
“Sir, we’ve gamed out the Senate races on the board here, you may not like what it’s going to show”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:22 pm
Over here you see the the COVID 19 mitigation supplies the Federal Government provided us….
(Senator gasping behind mask)

Comment by NoOneOfConsequence Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:23 pm
“And here’s lunch. You can choose any of the MREs… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:25 pm
We play both kinds; Country and Western…

Comment by NoOneOfConsequence Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:25 pm
“We can paint the Porsche any of the colors or schemes you see on these vehicles, the desert camo scheme is now an up-charge”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:27 pm
“As you can see by the plan on the boards, ‘Operation Oberweis’ starts with a helicopter and a pint of butter pecan… “

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:29 pm
“It’s surplus, Senator, but what do you want with 215 pairs of military grade mittens?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:34 pm
Site of a government sting where whomever showed up was named Caucus leader of the Senate Repubs.

Comment by Oldtimer Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:43 pm
Train the shoulder fired on Griffin if he gives Batty 200k he is an enemy of the Senate

Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 3:50 pm
“Ten years ago this fall I was just ‘this’ close to being Governor.”

Comment by Chatham Resident Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:03 pm
“Why do I need a mask? The only thing I’ve ever passed is an agreed resolution.”

Comment by Precinct Captain Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:16 pm
“Each of the Four Tops gets a vehicle equal to the strength and status, it’s a scooter, but it does have a lil engine and it’s camouflaged”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:18 pm
“If all goes according to plan, as you can see, Normal won’t be normal anymore, Bloomington will be the only one standing. Congratulations.”

Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:23 pm
So when I told a Gold Star mom; “Gold Star, good for you.”, that was a mistake?

He did and it was.

Comment by Last Bull Moose Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:26 pm
I’m sorry we were expecting Darren Bailey and his Traveling Road Show for todays entertainment.

Comment by Club J Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:43 pm
I could tell what all this stuff does, but I’d have to kill you. You don’t have the security clearance or the need to know.

Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 4:52 pm
“Convicted? No, never convicted.”

Comment by Rich Hill Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 6:06 pm
What is that? Is it real?

Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 8:33 pm
Do I salute now? What do I do with my hand?

Comment by Wait... Tuesday, Oct 13, 20 @ 8:36 pm