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posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 12:55 am

Comments

1. “First, I want to thank you both for coming here tonight…”

   Comment by Sayitaintso Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 4:04 am

2. Bueller? Bueller?

   Comment by Now What? Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 6:15 am

3. So, not the well-funded, “moderate” GOP candidate for Gov that many are seeking?

   Comment by Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 7:06 am

4. Lack of roads limits crowd at Davis presser.

   Comment by PublicServant Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 7:25 am

5. Glad they are observing proper distancing and capacity limits.

   Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 7:31 am

6. Thanks for the both of you for coming.
   I thought you were bringing all my supporters.
   Oh, you are all my supporters.
   Well, shoot.

   Comment by Bruce( no not him) Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 7:43 am

7. Don’t forget about the guy who took the picture, that increases attendance by 50%.

   Comment by Steve Rogers Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 7:54 am

8. Gubernatorial candidate Davis holds his first campaign rally.

   Comment by Suburbanon Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 8:05 am

9. “Well yes, I guess it is a nice tablecloth. I never noticed.”

   Comment by don the legend Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 8:31 am

10. They had to clear out a whole Chuck E. Cheese dining room for four people? This is why people are demanding a minimum wage increase.

    Comment by TheUpperRoom Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:08 am

11. So, I’m on Airforce One and Don, I call him “Don”, asks me if I know what is in the special sauce on Big Macs…”

    Comment by Hon Don Gerard Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:10 am

12. This covid thing is a hoax, but we’ll social distance to avoid becoming a meme on capfax.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:25 am

13. I’m hoping we can do these on a bipartisan basis, by that I mean my way.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:27 am

14. I hope he does run for Gov. At least when he loses, we won’t have to see him in office for awhile

    Comment by Gohawks123 Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:30 am

15. You know if you break down “bipartisan” you have bi (two of something) and partisan (a strong supporter) so Davis accomplished his goal and had a bipartisan meeting!

    Comment by Moved East Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:36 am

16. The audience is so far away you would need surface transportation to properly deliver Davis’ speech

    Comment by Moved East Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:40 am

17. I will give props to any politician who is proud to show they are meeting with constituents even if it is 2 of them. Good politicians meet people even if it is one at a time.

    Comment by Moved East Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:42 am

18. He’s keeping his distance.
    He’s starting to bleed.
    He’s all alone, all alone
    In his time of need.
    His district’s moving and changing and getting remapped of course,
    He’s fighting and whining and falling off his horse,
    He’s keeping his distance.

    Apologies to Cake

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 9:58 am

19. Rodney Davis: Don’t you all in the back just love this table cloth with my name on it? Now everyone knows who I am. Plus having this microphone those way back there can hear me talk in circles. Greg do you have a question?

    Comment by Club J Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 10:07 am

20. So the owners of 2 guys and a truck come to meet Congressman Davis……..

    Sounds like the start of a terrible joke

    Comment by Frank talks Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 10:17 am

21. Do we all have enough blue to make me look bipartisan?

    Comment by OurMagician Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 10:24 am

22. Be nice. It is early. He could be Governor.

    Comment by Al Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 10:24 am

23. “It is early”

    Okay. When, if he announces for gov, would it no longer be early?

    What I see is an incumbent congressman who has been in office since 2013 draw two people to a press conference.

    Bailey outdraws that w/o trying.

    Comment by Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 10:57 am

24. “It takes two to make a thing go right.”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 11:24 am

25. Meet the 44th Governor of Illinois, Rodney Davis. Coming to office Jan 9, 2023

    Comment by IllinoisResident Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 11:35 am

26. RD: Why don’t you guys come closer to the stage like at a big concert?
    Guys: We’re good. Nice seats.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 12:00 pm

27. “Meet the 44th Governor”

    or

    “Meet the 4 term Illinois congressman who drew two people to his press conference.”

    Comment by Flying Elvis'-Utah Chapter Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 12:01 pm

28. Who’s deal is it? What game are we playing?

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 12:18 pm

29. U.S. Congressman Rodney Davis realizes that he is going to lose a primary against a woman who quoted Hitler after saying he was right.

    Comment by Candy Dogood Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 1:09 pm

30. I call this meeting of the Hair Club for Men to order.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Jun 4, 21 @ 2:38 pm

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