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State Rep. Andrew Chesney, R-Freeport, has filed legislation to counter Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s recent order that requires masks in private and public schools, regardless of vaccination status.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think somebody over there may have been trying to have a little fun at Rep. Chesney’s expense. Check out his exposed nose in the accompanying pic…
Whether intentional on their part or not, we can have our own fun. Do try to keep it clean, however. Thanks.
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:32 pm
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“The headline will be at leas this big,” Chesney boasts.
Comment by "Hopefully," Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:36 pm
“You can have this much uncovered from your nose, the virus can’t fit in a thing this small”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:36 pm
My legislation has this much of a chance to pass.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:37 pm
Huh? you beat me to it.
Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:38 pm
Lost It By A Nose…
Comment by 62468 Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:39 pm
“So, in the film, this Velociraptor here… it sees this Velociraptor there. They look at each other, like this…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:39 pm
Rep. Chesney files a bill to make mask wearing in schools optional so that kindergarteners don’t show him up anymore by wearing them properly.
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:40 pm
“Hey, if I want to take a pic of one of the bad guys, which finger do I use to push the button thingy?”
Comment by Sayitaintso Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:40 pm
“Yesterday, I only had this much self-respect… But after filing that goofy lawsuit, I now have this much self-respect.”
– MrJM
Comment by MisterJayEm Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:41 pm
“So I took off my sunglasses… the sky was a magnificent red hue… I felt small to this beautiful sight… and that’s when I knew the virus was fake”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:42 pm
Trying to appeal to his base, he’s mouth breathing and talking through his nose.
Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:43 pm
So the guy takes the picture and I’m not ready and it’s the worst picture ever and I beg the guy not to make me live with this photo on my ID for the next four years. I wish there was a way to get a do-over.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:45 pm
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout …
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:48 pm
“I am crushing your mask. I crush your mask.”
Comment by fs Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:48 pm
“I’d say I’m like this smart…”
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:49 pm
I’m trying for the century club. My legislation will be this long.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:49 pm
- 47th Ward -… might be leader in the clubhouse.
Caption?
“So I get my fortune cookie opened… I pull out the fortune… I hold it up… it says… ‘Stop masking yourself, be who you were meant to be’… so… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:50 pm
The size of the House GOP caucus in 2023 will be ….
Comment by Wow Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:50 pm
Brings new meaning to the party of nose.
Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:51 pm
“Then Tucker Carlson says Republicans have like this invisible force field around us so no virus can get through, even if it wanted to. And it’s like THIS thick, man.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:51 pm
So there I was trying to assemble the new swing set and the picture instructions said to put tab A into slot B …
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:52 pm
So there I was on the side of the road, trying to figure out how to use the jack to change a flat tire. The jack wouldn’t fit into the hole to lift the car.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:55 pm
=== I beg the guy not to make me live with this photo on my ID for the next four years ===
Covid may just grant this guy’s wish, if he keeps on wearing his mask like that.
Comment by PublicServant Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:55 pm
How do these fingers line up with those fingers?
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:56 pm
You’re saying the fingers o my right hand form the letter “C”. But my fingers on my left hand form the letter “C”. We both can’t be right.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:58 pm
Always an embarrassment to the people in his district
Comment by very old soil Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:12 pm
In the memorable tone of voice of Don Adam’s character Maxwell Smart - “I missed it by this much.”
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:14 pm
“Your snout is out, what’s that about?”
– the very annoying thing a friend of mine says to people who wear their masks like this
Comment by Soccermom Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:14 pm
The virus stops here.
Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:15 pm
I must compensate with Irrational hate. Radically yours State Rep tootsie roll.
Comment by Frumpy White Guy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:18 pm
“I want to redefine ‘over/under’ odds”
Comment by Don't Bloc Me In Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:21 pm
Well you see, you touch the finger contacts on your left hand to the ones on your right hand which completes the circuit and a little motor makes the mask go back up over your nose.
Comment by Rabble Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:25 pm
“So this lobbyist invites me over to his house for a cookout, and the T-bones are THIS thick.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:27 pm
“Nah. My physician, Dr. Vinnie Boom-Botz, says you can let your honker stick out THIS far and you’re still safe.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:29 pm
“No, the UFO I saw didn’t look like a Tic Tac. More like a Three Musketeers.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:35 pm
“Searching for ways to end the pandemic with invisible binoculars”
Comment by AlfondoGonz Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:38 pm
“I’m holding this Town Hall meeting, and this heckler says to me, ‘If Pritzker’s wallet is this thick, and Rauner’s wallet is this thick, what’s the square root of pi?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:39 pm
“I am this close to throwing an epic hissy fit over mandates”.
Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:44 pm
“Are finger cramps a symptom of anything? Just asking for a friend.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:50 pm
“…and Madigan had his pants hiked up this far away from his armpits.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:02 pm
panorama vision
Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:06 pm
Tony is this much in my district
Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:08 pm
“So I cut up the MyPillow mattress topper into the shape of inner soles, and now I’m THIS much taller.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:09 pm
Look, it’s 2021. I expect everyone to wear pants to keep their d*** covered, and to wear a mask to keep their nose covered.
Comment by Groundhog Day Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:41 pm
How do I make goggle glasses with my hands?
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:54 pm
How do I do that heart thing with my fingers?
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:55 pm
Yep, that’s right. You get 10 grand for the doctor, another 10 grand for the receptionist. If she takes a cab, you get 10 grand for the driver. I’m telling you, we’re going get rich.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:02 pm
“Since we are a super minority, we only have this much power but I really believe we can get up to this much power if they pass my legislation.”
Comment by Lurker Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:13 pm
Watch closely as I make my legislation to ban masks in schools magically appear …
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Presto
Tada
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:32 pm
Just take piece of duct tape about this big….
Comment by z Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:38 pm
Remember… which is taller… an inch of steel… or an inch of feathers… K?… you hear me… you *get* what I’m saying…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:52 pm
If the cannoli tube isn’t this size… it’s a snack cannoli… I don’t like a snack cannoli, I want it this size… that’s a cannoli…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:54 pm
… so I did… I got Portillos chocolate cake… and then I got the Portillos lemon cake… same size… each layer, about this high, then the frosting then an additional layer…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:55 pm
I’m not saying I’m a tourist. I’m not, but if I had to choose between Lou Malnati’s deep dish or Giordano’s deep dish pizza… I mean, they’re about the same… both about here…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:05 pm
“Look, I’m tellin’ ya, it may be this thick, and they may call it a McRib, but there isn’t a rib in there nowhere.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:22 pm
“If one more person tells me I look like a young Al Gore with my mask on, I’m gonna squash ‘em until they’re this thick.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:25 pm
“I was this close to actually being adopted by David McSweeney.”
Comment by Flat Bed Ford Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:25 pm
“That’s a rather personal question but …”
Comment by Just Sayin ... Wednesday, Sep 8, 21 @ 8:11 pm