Capitol Fax.com - Your Illinois News Radar

Latest Post | Last 10 Posts | Archives

Previous Post: Pritzker highlights expressway shooting arrests and license plate readers at same time as expressway shooting
Next Post: *** UPDATED x1 *** The insane absurdity over Rep. Conroy’s bill escalates to animals

Caption contest!

Posted in:

• Illinois

* Anti-mitigation attorney and Republican appellate court justice candidate Tom DeVore…

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 9:51 am

Comments

1. $10 for a picture, $20 for us to smile.

   Comment by Grimlock Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 9:53 am

2. And those three ladies got the ick and a hot shower when they got home.

   Comment by CookCo Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 9:59 am

3. Love the comments telling him congrats he should party because he won and beat JB.

   He clearly doesn’t have the smartest fan base in world.

   Comment by Give Me A Break Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:00 am

4. “In case there was any lingering doubt, I am a horrible person.”

   Comment by Montrose Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:00 am

5. So, this was my trip to the bunny ranch.
   They really liked me when they found I was the famous lawyer from Illinois.

   Comment by Bruce( no not him) Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:01 am

6. “What does the tattoo spell when I roll my sleeve up all the way? LIBERTINE. Makes sense, huh?”

   Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:01 am

7. he will be wearing after that picture…

   Comment by A different kind of mask Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:02 am

8. “Vote for me. Women are nothing but objects.”

   Comment by Candy Dogood Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:02 am

9. The Christian Crusader

   Comment by Google Is Your Friend Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am

10. When I become a judge, only hot people will win in my courtroom because I only value superficial things.

    Comment by Steve Rogers Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am

11. Gross

    Comment by Marty Funkhouser Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am

12. “Women’s votes don’t matter to me.”

    Comment by Jabes Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am

13. Tom DeVore , inspired by Stacey Abrams, takes off his mask.

    Comment by Steve Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:04 am

14. “The credit card cleared”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am

15. Ego-centric guys like DeVore usually self-implode. We’re waiting.

    Comment by Lew Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am

16. Great picture for my appellate court judicial flyers.

    “Even influencers think I’m great.”

    Comment by Langhorne Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am

17. “Faith, Family, America, and sex.”

    “Nuthin but clean family fun, just like the WWE”

    Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:07 am

18. After Reading the comments, there are so many words I could use to describe him, but all of them would get me banned,

    Read the Comments, they are simply golden

    Comment by Someone you Should Know Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:07 am

19. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

    Comment by KingPetty Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:09 am

20. “To eat or not to eat. That is the question. It is a dilema but not a problem. We need an answer, but not to do so by answering the question WITH A QUESTION.”- Tom DeVore 2/6/22

    Comment by Chris Cleveland, No not the former Chicago GOP Chairman Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:09 am

21. This kind of thing only increases DeVore’s stature in the eyes of his supporters. It’s like how Trumpers believe their Leader is strong just because he managed to marry a model.

    “Hot women = strong man. Me like hot women, so me like strong man.”

    Comment by Senator Clay Davis Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:12 am

22. This is something that can never be unseen.

    Comment by West Side the Best Side Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:13 am

23. “Come visit my OnlyFans page for exclusive … legal takes.”

    Comment by Not a Superstar Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:14 am

24. Judicial Restraint/s

    Comment by Retired SURS Emoloyee Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:15 am

25. == Ego-centric guys like DeVore usually self-implode. ==

    I’m getting strong Michael Avenatti vibes from him.

    Comment by Not a Superstar Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:16 am

26. ===“Come visit my OnlyFans page for exclusive … legal takes.”===

    Don’t knock OnlyFans, at least people utilizing that platform come by their income honestly. Something Tom Devore does not. Every dime he has made off of the pandemic has been at someone’s expense and look at the product he is delivering.

    Comment by Candy Dogood Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:16 am

27. In case anyone wondered where the fees he collected for all those suits he’s lost go

    Comment by In 630 Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:19 am

28. Yo Epstein - Where’s the Yacht ?

    Comment by Red Ketcher Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:21 am

29. === Michael Avenatti vibes ===

    Now if we can only get the guys from popehat to start focusing on devore like they did avenatti. I don’t think Devore could handle it at all.

    Comment by TheInvisibleMan Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:24 am

30. Speaking of overreach -or- You can’t spell Deevorced without DeVore.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:29 am

31. The Doofus of Greenville poses with his posse.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:30 am

32. ==my girlfriend’s hair product line==

    I’m not only dating the CEO, I’m also a client.

    Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:30 am

33. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:31 am

34. *record scratch* It’s me! A dollar levied from a single mom’s property taxes to support her children’s local school. I bet you’re wondering how we got here.

    Comment by Nuke The Whales Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:32 am

35. “I’ve created a monster”-Judge McHaney

    Comment by Mamacita Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:33 am

36. I’m old enough to remember Charles Reich’s The Greening of America. I think this is an example of “Consciousness 0.”

    Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:33 am

37. Is he a Sugar Daddy or Splenda?

    Comment by Nazgul Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:36 am

38. You heard it here first, he’s going to get nabbed by the same type of confidence scam that bamboozled Sandack.

    Comment by Shark Sandwich Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:37 am

39. ==“Vote for me. Women are nothing but objects.”==

    Worked in 2016.

    Comment by Roadrager Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:40 am

40. How many beers happened before this pic? To quote a famous philosopher: ‘What a maroon.’

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:42 am

41. Pandemic ambulance chasing has it… whatever?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:44 am

42. So many unkind comments.
    The caption should read:
    World Famous Lawyer Honors a Bet and Delivers a $1000 check to Charitable Services Volunteers”- - oops— wrong photo— sorry ‘bout that- - never mind.

    Comment by Back to the Future Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:46 am

43. Trump junior. Are we sure this guy passed the bar exam?

    Comment by Siualum Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:51 am

44. Shortly after this pic released, there was a mad rush to the vomitorium.

    Comment by Sayitaintso Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:52 am

45. “He clearly doesn’t have the smartest fan base in world.”
    Smart fan base is totally excluded by Gomer and his pose

    Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:54 am

46. “Are we sure this guy passed the bar exam?”

    This guy has never passed a bar in his life.

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:55 am

47. “I’d like to send a special thank you to all the conservative, family values PTA mothers out there for their financial support…”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:57 am

48. Living that Televangelist lifestyle…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:58 am

49. “Eat your heart out boys…”

    Translation: Rich won’t allow me to translate what this guy code really means. ugh.

    Comment by Baloneymous Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:59 am

50. DeVore’s smarmy face with the ladies…ugh.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:59 am

51. JS Mill you beat me to it - His tattoo must say “Libertine” it is too perfect for this picture.

    Comment by Moved East Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:00 am

52. Here’s where your $5k each to get on the lawsuit bandwagon went

    Comment by Hecubus Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:00 am

53. Making excellent choices with the $850,000 in legal fees he collected.

    Comment by Southern Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:01 am

54. Does he have a tat on his chest that says “NO RAGRETS” know what I’m sayin?

    Comment by BigD Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:07 am

55. 🎶🎵 Win or lose, the checks still cash the same 🎵🎶

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:08 am

56. Three attractive women pose with a man who looks like a deformed egg for unknown reasons.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:08 am

57. Maybe he will want to stay out in the People’s Republic of California and not come back. There is a lot of money to be made out there.

    Comment by Publius Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:10 am

58. Tom better add some flair if he plans on beating Don ‘Magic’ Juan at this year’s Players Ball.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:16 am

59. The “Magic Mike” reboot isn’t what I expected

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:18 am

60. Might as well face it, I’m addicted to self-love.

    Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:20 am

61. OW’s comment about Magic Mike is priceless. I needed that laugh.

    Comment by Jabes Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:21 am

62. Ewwww… just ewwww….

    Comment by Nobody Sent Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:28 am

63. (Tips cap to - Jabes -)

    Who are the girls, Fredo?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:31 am

64. Oh my gosh, when you kept saying his name, we thought you were Governor Pritzker!

    Comment by Quizzical Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:33 am

65. With sincere apologies to Nickelback:

    I even cut my hair and changed my name
    ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Just going after gum dang maskers
    Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free…
    I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I’m gonna be a rock star

    Comment by northsider (the original) Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:33 am

66. DeVore Likes Nickelback

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:35 am

67. What a loser.

    Comment by Glengarry Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:35 am

68. “- Anonymous - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:09 am:

    Kind of bitter aren’t we people, someone having a good time in a picture should make you happy”

    I found DeVore’s target audience.

    Comment by Montrose Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:37 am

69. I love my Sunday School class.

    Comment by OldSmoky2 Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:41 am

70. Stay Classy

    Comment by High Socks Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:45 am

71. You ever look at a photo and feel like you can smell it?

    Comment by Chicago Blue Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:45 am

72. Now we know why DeVore couldn’t pay up when he bet Pritzker.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:46 am

73. ==You ever look at a photo and feel like you can smell it?==

    Mango Habanero MD 20/20, an Axe body spray that smells like vape cartridges, and a sweat that’s been building since nine in the morning.

    Comment by Roadrager Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:48 am

74. Livin’ la vida loco–or loca.

    Comment by Responsa Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:49 am

75. ===Stay Classy===

    I *think* this is what DeVore considers… classy.

    Why else would hearts need to be eaten?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:50 am

76. “My Attorney has Three Girlfriends and one of them is mine: Next on Springer.”

    Comment by NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:15 pm

77. Influencers Cast in Remake of “Elephant Man.”

    Comment by Big Dipper Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:19 pm

78. Bet the influencers are photoshopping DeVore out of the picture. Posing with DeVore will certainly destroy their brand.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:36 pm

79. “Thomas DeVore: A Midlife Crisis in Photos”

    Comment by Transplant Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:41 pm

80. What woman could resist? And just think if he wins a seat on the appellate court how excited his law clerks will be when he invites them out for drinks after work.

    Comment by Strategy Geek Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:08 pm

81. He is about to hit you up to buy scented candles and overpriced leggings, you can pay for with crypto.

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:08 pm

82. hey, Tom, remember when you file your lawsuits that the year says 2021. we are no longer in Boogie Nights territory.

    Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:10 pm

83. There’s only one word needed for a caption: Scuzzball

    Comment by Demoralized Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:22 pm

84. “How would the three of you like to come to my suite for a little ‘attorney-client privilege.’”?

    Comment by NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:25 pm

85. Creepy Uncle Tommy crashed the party, showed us his tattoos, and insisted we take a picture with him. Ick.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:30 pm

86. “These ladies couldn’t believe what kids are being taught in schools about Critical Race Theory!”

    Comment by South of Springfield Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:37 pm

87. “Billy Bush called, he has a Devore tape he would like to share.”

    Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:37 pm

88. “Ewwwww. When I took this gig, no one said I would have to touch it.”

    Comment by Former Downstater Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:46 pm

89. When I think of the dignity and gravitas required in an appellate court justice, I always imagine a scene like this. (s/)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:28 pm

90. Who knew a Republican could be so Clintonesque?

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:30 pm

91. Just havin’ a little legitimate political discourse.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:33 pm

92. Well the first thing you know ol’ Tom’s a millionaire.
    The kinfolk said, “Tom move away from there”
    Said, “Californy is the place you ought to be.”
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
    Hills, that is. Swimmin’ pools, movie stars.

    Comment by Southern Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:37 pm

93. “I’ll bring sexual stereotypes to the bench.”

    Comment by thisjustinagain Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:21 pm

94. “The Judgment of Paris” has been found at the Bizarro World Museum.

    Comment by atbat Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:30 pm

95. Uncle Tommy promised us designer bags if we smiled and took a picture with him. Eek.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:34 pm

96. Doesn’t he make you proud?

    Comment by Hack in the Back Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:29 pm

97. Doctor…my eyes.

    Comment by Dotnonymous Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:44 pm

98. “Hey ladies, I got more tats where these came from!”

    Comment by Independent Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:45 pm

99. “I feel a second hand on my right shoulder, gross. That wasn’t part of the deal.”

    Comment by Independent Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:54 pm

100. Ew, no.

     Comment by Who else Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:14 pm

101. DeVore is auditioning as the star of the new TV nighttime drama, “Louisville” as the villianous lead character T.R.

     Comment by NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:37 pm

102. Well, we know who drew the short straws and got stuck next to Uncle Tommy.

     Comment by Rudy’s teeth Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:57 pm

Add a comment

Sorry, comments are closed at this time.

Previous Post: Pritzker highlights expressway shooting arrests and license plate readers at same time as expressway shooting
Next Post: *** UPDATED x1 *** The insane absurdity over Rep. Conroy’s bill escalates to animals

Last 10 posts:

• HGOPs whacked for opposing lame duck session (11-21)
• Uber’s Local Partnership = Stress-Free Travel For Paratransit Riders (11-21)
• Report: IDOC's prison drug test found to be 'wrong 91 percent of the time' (11-21)
• SUBSCRIBERS ONLY - Session update (Updated x2) (11-21)
• Illinois Supreme Court rules state SLAPP law doesn't automatically protect traditional journalism (Updated) (11-21)
• ‘This is how I reward my good soldiers’: Madigan ally testifies he was rewarded with do-nothing consulting contract (11-21)
• Illinois Supreme Court rules that Jussie Smollett's second prosecution 'is a due process violation, and we therefore reverse defendant’s conviction' (11-21)
• Dignity In Pay (HB 793): It Is Time To Ensure Fair Pay For Illinoisans With Disabilities (11-21)
• It’s just a bill (Updated) (11-21)
• Open thread (11-21)

more Posts (Archives)

WordPress Mobile Edition available at alexking.org.

powered by WordPress.