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* Missing a “K,” dude…

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:24 pm

Comments

1. “I’m saving all the K’s to keep my 3-of-a-kind.”

   Comment by TheInvisibleMan Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:28 pm

2. Amateur hour. Not ready for primetime. Needs to go back down to Single A to work on a few things.

   Comment by PoliticIL Scientist Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:28 pm

3. Did he just drop a “g” in writing?

   Comment by very old soil Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:29 pm

4. Darrn Biley. The most awesomest candidate ever.

   Comment by Steve Rogers Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:29 pm

5. “I can’t afford that letter. I’m not rich like En Griffin.”

   Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:30 pm

6. He already has the “other” 3 Ks, prolly figured he didn’t need a 4th?

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:30 pm

7. Trucks used during the spring “white sheet” sales…

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:31 pm

8. The previous Republican Governor dropped his g’s; the next Republican Governor is dropping his k’s.

   Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:31 pm

9. When it gets dirty, please don’t write Warsh Me on my face.

   Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:32 pm

10. When the left door is opened, it reads:

    Darren
    Bailey

    Save I
    Fire P

    Comment by thechampaignlife Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:33 pm

11. ==When it gets dirty, please don’t write Warsh Me on my face. ==

    OTOH, Bailey is absolutely getting washed, it’s just a question of in June or November.

    Comment by Arsenal Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:33 pm

12. “The whole alphabet song gets muddled after the “K” anyway.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:35 pm

13. Use your phone to read our QR code whilst driving.

    Also not sure why it isn’t there, only vowels cost money

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:36 pm

14. Spellin’ and Readin’ ain’t all that big in my constituency… don’t get me started on ‘Ritmetic

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:38 pm

15. Beetle Bailey bringin’ up the rear.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:40 pm

16. They charge by the letter… understand? “K?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:41 pm

17. I flunked 7th grade spelling. I’m no rocket surgeon.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:43 pm

18. Ok, I couldn’t afford a K, but you can’t afford Pritzker.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:43 pm

19. Good nuf for gobment work.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:44 pm

20. from now on the K in Ok is silent.

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:44 pm

21. Follow me to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:45 pm

22. Q: The opposite of “Attention to Details”

    A: Darren Bailey.

    Just what IL needs. /s

    Comment by sal-says Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:45 pm

23. Missed it by this/much.

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:47 pm

24. Leave off the K for Kool.

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:50 pm

25. Help wanted: Campane prufreeder

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:52 pm

26. I just typed how y’all said it…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:53 pm

27. Like most honest to goodness manly men, Bailey loves to kick back and down a crisp, refreshing white wine pritzer.

    Comment by Shark Sandwich Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:54 pm

28. I call that other guy Durin. Never had much use for government mandated Ks. Now lets get rid of that mas mandate.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:54 pm

29. “How’s My Driving? Dial 1-800-Trucers”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:55 pm

30. Today’s QOD brought to you by the Letter K-

    https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sesame-street-write-gif-4298020

    Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:55 pm

31. Gomer don’t need no book learnin.

    Comment by Big Dipper Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:56 pm

32. Spel chek faild me agin.

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:57 pm

33. Missing “K”

    That’s one strike out.

    Comment by Downstate Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:57 pm

34. “Darren Bailey announces his plan to cut down on people being shot at on expressways by giving them something else to shoot at.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:58 pm

35. Help wanted: Campane prufreeder
    That was sow good.

    Comment by Back to the Future Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:58 pm

36. Whadda mean? I spelled “fire” right. Geez.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:00 pm

37. Hopefully will ask Gomer about spellin’ and other book learnin’ stuff at the presser that starts in about 2(two) min.

    Comment by Annonin' Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:00 pm

38. What a jacass.

    – MrJM

    Comment by MisterJayEm Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:03 pm

39. Drren Biley for the win.

    Comment by Blue Bayou Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:05 pm

40. My goodness, Rich, This is next level comments, too many to pick out as tasty, including yours. Great stuff.

    “Caption?”

    “The K is silent, unlike the S in Illinois…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:06 pm

41. Waitng for the trucks that complain about his primary opponent Richard Irving

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm

42. “The K stands for Kwality”

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm

43. I’m real glad our federal COVID-19 relief funds are underwriting this campaign.

    Comment by Candy Dogood Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm

44. Darren Bailey and the word education should never appear in the same sentence.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:10 pm

45. Maybe it’s literal and he apparently hates Texas sweet shops and this family (from a genealogy site)

    Q: Where is the Pritzer family from?
    You can see how Pritzer families moved over time by selecting different census years. The Pritzer family name was found in the USA between 1880 and 1920. The most Pritzer families were found in the USA in 1880. In 1880 there were 7 Pritzer families living in Kansas. This was 100% of all the recorded Pritzer’s in the USA. Kansas had the highest population of Pritzer families in 1880.
    Use census records and voter lists to see where families with the Pritzer surname lived. Within census records, you can often find information like name of household members, ages, birthplaces, residences, and occupations.
    View Census Data for Pritzer

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:13 pm

46. Who approved the art work?

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:18 pm

47. What no AR-15? How is beetle supposed to pander to the rest of the eastern bloc?

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:22 pm

48. ===What no AR-15?===

    We’ll he’d certainly have issues with an AK-47.

    Comment by Candy Dogood Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:25 pm

49. Hank Hill shouldn’t Bobby write his copy.

    Comment by We'll See Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:25 pm

50. I’m not runnin’ on my elite thinin’.

    Comment by Quizzicsl Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:27 pm

51. I was told there would be no math, now I gotta worry about spellin’?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:27 pm

52. Sec State Police:”Sir, do you know why I pulled your truck over today?”

    Driver:”No.”

    SoS:”You are overweight”.

    Comment by JS Mill Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:39 pm

53. Hey hey it can be hard to spell when your transition glasses are adjusting to indoor lighting.

    Comment by Carlos Danger Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:00 pm

54. How well does he think he’s going to be received in Kankakee County if he’s canceling the letter K?

    Comment by Zim Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:08 pm

55. Bailey: “I won’t have no mas mandates.”

    Campaign Manager: “I didn’t know you spoke Spanish.”

    Bailey: “I do?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:32 pm

56. Totally with Rabine on that early childhood education funding.

    Comment by SAP Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:36 pm

57. Truc in’ got my ks cashed in….

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:39 pm

58. My friends, it’s not accurate but it’s honest work.

    Comment by twowaystreet Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 5:36 pm

59. Legitimate political discourse

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 5:59 pm

60. Hitchin’ my way to Ottawa. Oh, there’s one in Illinois too?

    Comment by Lt Guv Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 6:14 pm

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