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* Everyone looks overjoyed to be there…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:38 am

Comments

1. “This is my Joy face, Pinhead.”

   Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:40 am

2. This is the weirdest karaoke bar I’ve ever been in.

   Comment by Bruce( no not him) Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:44 am

3. “Get ready to cue the music.”

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXLu9Rz70g

   Comment by Anon221 Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:53 am

4. “Put your hands in the air… like you don’t care”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:54 am

5. “It’s great to be back in Texas again… oh…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:55 am

6. “Like I recently said on national cable news…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:56 am

7. “Let’s see them FOIA this”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:56 am

8. And then you’ll say, “hey macarena.”

   Comment by Pundent Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:57 am

9. “I know most of you here don’t like me, but that’s fine, I probably don’t like you either”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:58 am

10. “As you can readily tell, I’m really happy”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:59 am

11. Da Mayor: “I’m running for re-election…so had to be here.” “No salsa for me, thanks.”

    Comment by Pizza Man Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:00 am

12. “Good evening! The best taco bowls are made in Little Village! I love Hispanics!”

    Comment by Excitable Boy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:03 am

13. When is Luis joining this race again?

    Comment by Ok Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:03 am

14. “Give me some credit for showing up. Being in town for things is a big deal for me”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:04 am

15. Tall woman with head bowed desperately tries to teleport herself to anywhere else on the planet.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:05 am

16. “I want to care, but I don’t.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am

17. You call that mariachi music? Do I have to do everything around here?

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am

18. Who said that? He’s absolutely right. We should all pair up with locals in this campaign.

    Comment by Quizzical Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am

19. “Governor Quinn, will you please step away from the food buffet?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am

20. If you wanted to do the chicken dance you should have invited Pat Quinn.

    Comment by Pundent Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:08 am

21. Guitarist: (She better not ask me to play that Kumbaya thing.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:10 am

22. “… only permanent interests. Have a good evening”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:11 am

23. I followed the coal plant dust to get here

    Comment by The Most Anonymous Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:11 am

24. Lightfoot: “Let’s fiesta like it’s 1999.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:13 am

25. “I don’t care what you want to be called. I say you’re Latinx, and that’s that.”

    Comment by Bored Chairman Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:13 am

26. “The vibrancy is so thick in here tonight I may even crack a smile.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:15 am

27. Her loving is so powerful, huh
    It’s simply unavoidable
    The trend irreversible
    The woman is invincible
    She’s a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
    She deserves the applause, I surrender because
    She used to look good to me, but now I find her

    Simply irresistible
    (She’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went)
    Simply irresistible
    (She’s all mine, there’s no other way to go)

    (Robert Palmer with backup girls)

    Comment by Baloneymous Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:15 am

28. “Can you hit me up with ‘La Bamba’, señor”?

    Comment by Pizza Man Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:16 am

29. This gladys knight cover band looks interesting. I’m looking forward to their rendition of ‘Midnight Train,’.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:20 am

30. “Hi, I’m Lori Lightfoot and I’m here to announce my candidacy for re-election as Pinata of Chicago.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:20 am

31. “And if you feel the vibe to vote for me, I’d be muy appreciado.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:21 am

32. “♬ This little light of mine ♫ — EVERYBODY‼ — ♬ I’m gonna let it ♫ [holds mic out to the crowd] I CAN’T HEAR YOU‼ ♬ This little light of mine…”

    – MrJM

    Comment by MisterJayEm Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:21 am

33. Senor, Do you know “I am Woman”?

    Comment by PublicServant Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:30 am

34. “I AM standing up.”

    Comment by JS Mill Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:45 am

35. “I gotta tell ya, my back is killing me tonight. Just as I stepped out of my limo, I slipped on a plantain peel.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:04 am

36. My eye keeps going to that gorgeous yellow dress. Does Her Honor ever wear bright colors?

    Comment by cermak_rd Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:26 am

37. The ladies on the left:
    “Is this a prayer?”
    “No. I don’t think so”
    “My bad.”

    Comment by Lurker Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:30 am

38. “Allow me a quick shout out to Maze Jackson.”

    Comment by don the legend Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:36 am

39. “Really enjoy being with the Latinx Caucus here in the Latinx community. Think I’ll have a Dos Equis to celebrate.”

    Comment by West Side the Best Side Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:04 pm

40. “The winner takes it all, the loser’s standing small…”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:16 pm

41. It’s a new concept. I call it “mariachi a cappella”. My friends will now perform our official campaign song “Summer of Joy”

    Comment by northsider (the original) Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:22 pm

42. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

    Comment by Proud Sucker Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:40 pm

43. Lightfoot: Those of you in this community who don’t like to be referred to as latinx should just chill. You should hear what they call me. Thank goodness I’m not thin skinned.

    Comment by Responsa Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 2:11 pm

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