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* From today’s Gotion announcement in Manteno, which at times played out like a cheesy infomercial

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posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:29 pm

Comments

  1. Over 100%

    Comment by Steve Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:34 pm

  2. After repeated requests for proof of athletic achievements warranting inclusion in a sports hall of fame, Governor Pritzker today produced footage of his days as captain of his high school quiz bowl team.

    Comment by fs Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:35 pm

  3. I think we have today’s winner on The Gong Show.

    Comment by Stuck in Celliniland Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:36 pm

  4. I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:36 pm

  5. What did I tell you, it should read “98%”, no one believes “100%”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:38 pm

  6. The Perfect Ending

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:39 pm

  7. Ok, now put on the Ghostbusters overalls…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:40 pm

  8. That’s a wrap, everybody out, they’re shouting a “My Pillow” commercial here in 20

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:41 pm

  9. If we add in the Eastern Bloc folks it’s like… 82ish%

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:43 pm

  10. I dunno if I’d brag all that much, it took three of ya to get 100%?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:44 pm

  11. I dunno if I like this change to the “Showcase Showdown”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:46 pm

  12. Pure

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:49 pm

  13. Percentage of working right thumbs?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:50 pm

  14. *in fine print* “If effects last longer the four hours, please consult your primary physician immediately.”

    Comment by LarryMelman Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:50 pm

  15. These three went 6 for 6 last week picking college football games…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 1:52 pm

  16. I told everyone –matching– ties!

    Comment by lake county democrat Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:12 pm

  17. 100%, money back guarantee…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:13 pm

  18. It’s 100% true, Illinois’ Got Talent

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:15 pm

  19. We’re not Indiana…. 100% true

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:16 pm

  20. So far they’re rocking ‘Simon Says’…let’s see what happens during the lightning round of ‘I Spy’.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:18 pm

  21. No ketchup on hot dogs?…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:21 pm

  22. These three farmers all got more yield with stabilized nitrogen.

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:50 pm

  23. Government subsidy EVs 40%, Batteries 40%, Investors 20% = 100%. We got this !

    Comment by NorthSideNoMore Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 2:54 pm

  24. It takes all 3 of us to do what Siskel and Ebert used to do.

    Comment by SAP Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 3:29 pm

  25. Sparkin’ for success.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Sep 8, 23 @ 3:42 pm

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