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* From yesterday’s Giants vs. Cowboys game TV coverage…

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:23 am

Comments

1. Lemme paint you a picture, Georgie.

   Comment by A Well-Regulated Commenter Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:39 am

2. “Does this putz ever shut up?”

   Comment by someonehastosayit Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am

3. “Hey Ken, I don’t care that the Democrats beat the snot out of your Governor Candidate.”

   Comment by Nagidam Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am

4. “Should’ve picked tails” (heads-Jerry Jones tails-Ken Griffin)

   Comment by Retired and Still in Illinois Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am

5. Zero percent state income tax guys confer.

   Comment by Steve Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am

6. Two-term President ensuring some mook who thinks he knows politics.

   Comment by Flyin'Elvis'-Utah Chapter Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:45 am

7. Damn autocorrect “Shouldn’t “

   Comment by Retired and still in Illinois Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am

8. *enduring *

   Comment by Flyin'Elvis'-Utah Chapter Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am

9. “Um, Ken, only dorks wear suits to a football game.”

   Comment by Big Dipper Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am

10. Hey Ken,
    Did you know I was President?
    I can have the Secret Service drag you outa here so fast, if you don’t shut up and let me watch the dang game.

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:49 am

11. “I almost tripped over your shine box; can you please push it under the table or something, Ken?”

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:51 am

12. “No, butterfly ballots and voter purges wouldn’t have made the difference in Illinois, Ken. Now watch this drive.”

    Comment by Torco Sign Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:56 am

13. Wait, Didn’t I get out of politics so I wouldn’t have to suffer these megabucks twits?

    Comment by Strategy Geek Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:05 am

14. Reason #3 to buy a Lexie Hearing Aid:
    Remote push button on/off switch.

    Comment by DEE Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:16 am

15. Kenny, you’re doing a heck of a job.

    Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:16 am

16. Yes, Ken, the party has gone to hell in a handbasket since I left, speaking of “to hell in a handbasket”, can we talk about how the other Jerry’s ownership of the White Sox has gone the same way…

    Comment by OneMan Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:22 am

17. “But Proft told me that Giants +17.5 was a lock!”

    Comment by The Truth Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:22 am

18. {Who let this guy in my booth?)

    Comment by H-W Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:34 am

19. This clip says it all…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:34 am

20. They may call us RINO’s but they’ll always sit in the cheap seats.

    Comment by Grandson of Man Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:37 am

21. I was watching this game and said “That’ll be on Cap Fax tomorrow.” Who was worse…George’s buddy Ken Lay or Ken Griffin?

    Comment by I-72 Blues Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:07 am

22. Another migrant in Texas

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:13 am

23. “Ken, you haven’t picked a winner in years so do me a favor and don’t cheer for the Cowboys.”

    Comment by Nick_Offerman Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:14 am

24. I’ll trade you my pretzels for season tickets

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:17 am

25. Former President George W. Bush is seen here having second thoughts about that “Burrito the Size of Your Head”.

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:29 am

26. “Keep your eye on the ball, Ken.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:34 am

27. Do you wear lifts in your cowboy boots

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:24 pm

28. Who let the whine and cheese guy in my sky box?

    Comment by JS Mill Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:32 pm

29. George Bush not the biggest jerk

    Comment by Amalia Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:36 pm

30. Offerman tfw

    Comment by Socially DIstant watcher Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:49 pm

31. Can you support the governor of Florida again

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:51 pm

32. “He is definitely from the windiest part of the Windy City”

    Comment by Lurker Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:03 pm

33. “Yeah, what ever Ken.”

    Comment by Springfield Watcher Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:07 pm

34. “Ken, we have great seats for the game. Can you stop talking about how Chicago doesn’t appreciate you?”

    Comment by ArchPundit Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:09 pm

35. Dubya becomes impatient as Ken explains why robinhood.com won’t reimburse him for the short positions on GameStop.

    Comment by Jocko Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:18 pm

36. Tommy Devito? Isn’t he from Illinois too Ken?

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:34 pm

37. “You’re doin’ a heckava good job, Griffy.”

    Comment by Anon 1:37 Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:37 pm

38. Quit yammerin’ and get me another beer…right quick.

    Comment by Dotnonymous x Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:40 pm

39. Yeah, George…I bring my own name plate everywhere I go…unhuh.

    Comment by Dotnonymous x Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:47 pm

40. Richard Irvin’s suite invitation was apparently lost in the mail.

    Comment by south of sprinfgfield Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:54 pm

41. **I’m just Ken…***

    Comment by Leslie K Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 2:22 pm

42. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru1LC9lW20Q

    Comment by Leslie K Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 3:33 pm

43. “Can we get together and buy the bears but not pay Illinois taxes”

    Comment by Bears hopeful fan Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 8:17 pm

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