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posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:34 pm

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A steaming cup of hot chocolate, followed by a chaser of O+. Extra marshmallows for me.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:37 pm
Blood, Cocoa, and Mixer should never appear together in an event title. #protip

Comment by Montrose Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:45 pm
Just proves that everything is better with chocolate.

Comment by Boomerang Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:46 pm
I’m up for it.

Comment by Politix Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:47 pm
Will the Count be there?

Comment by Dotnonymous x Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:55 pm
IPI furiously writing article now showing this proves Dems drink blood

Comment by Buford Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 12:57 pm
Makes your blood run……
Hot??

Comment by TionyDancer(FKASue) Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 1:05 pm
Give a pint…get a mug.

Comment by Jocko Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 1:19 pm
What happens when you ask chat GPT to plan an event for you.

Comment by twowaystreet Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 1:20 pm
Give ‘em points for creativity.
And gimme the 47th Ward special.

Comment by btowntruthfromforgottonia Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 1:20 pm
Editing has gone the way of the VCR.

Sad. In most cases about thirty seconds of it would save a lot of embarrassment.

Comment by Flyin'Elvis'-Utah Chapter Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 1:25 pm
The Vampire lobby takes tentative steps into the light.

Comment by Northsider Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 2:13 pm
#CommasMatter

Comment by Lordy lordy Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 2:13 pm
(awarding 100 points to Buford)

Comment by Linus Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 2:20 pm
“Hi.Is this the party?”

Hint- Google The Office.

Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 2:42 pm
Now a caption

With apologies to Pete Townsend

Give Blood and they will give you hot cocoa
Give Blood, and they will say it’s not enough

It would go well with the cookies you get after giving blood.

Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 2:46 pm
Is your blood hot & cocoa? Consider donating.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 3:20 pm
Worse things in the world than hot cocoa. I’m just sayin’

Comment by Friendly Bob Adams Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 3:23 pm
“Hmm–I knew this had a weird aftertaste…”

Comment by Torco Sign Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 5:10 pm
I’ll pass on the hot cocoa, and have a Bloody Mary instead.

Comment by ChicagoDem Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 6:02 pm
Oh boy, here we go. There’s what she meant to advertise, and there’s how it came out.

Comment by thisjustinagain Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 6:51 pm
ChicagoDem - better make sure you have a DD.

Back in college, a club I was involved with did a combined blood drive and “shortest bar crawl ever.”

Comment by The Dude Abides Wednesday, Dec 6, 23 @ 10:27 pm