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* Governor Pritzker in the driver’s seat of a Lion Electric school bus…

posted by Isabel Miller
Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 1:57 pm

Comments

1. One of these days, Alice, one of these days…

   Comment by Ducky LaMoore Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 1:59 pm

2. “JB stepping up and doing his part to address the transportation crisis in Illinois schools.”

   Comment by Central IL Centrist Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:00 pm

3. When told that the common folk rely on these machines for daily transportation, the Governor couldn’t hide his amusement.

   Comment by Parlay Player Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:06 pm

4. “Everybody on. We’re going places.”

   Comment by walker Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:11 pm

5. I think they’re all bozos on this bus….

   Comment by Friendly Bob Adams Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:13 pm

6. “… Hop on the bus, Gus
   You don’t need to discuss much
   Just drop off the key, Lee …”

   Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:15 pm

7. Even though he was the only school bus driver to listen to Zig Ziglar cassette tapes and seemed a real go-getter, the transportation manager informed JB that dressing for the job you wanted and not the job you have wasn’t appropriate for a school bus driver.

   Comment by OneMan Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:22 pm

8. “Sir, does this bus go to the Loop?” “No, it goes BEEP, BEEP!”

   Comment by The Magnificent Purple Walnut Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:25 pm

9. “The horn on the bus goes, beep, beep, beep”

   Comment by JoanP Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:26 pm

10. Hi, Darren. How you doin’?

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:27 pm

11. “There’s an actual lion here. So you kids better stop fooling around back there.”

    Comment by JoanP Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:27 pm

12. The wheels on the bus go round and round …

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:28 pm

13. Buying two to be remodeled as my campaign tour buses.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:29 pm

14. This bus no longer stops in Canada.

    Comment by Dirty Red Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:29 pm

15. Just got my school bus CDL, gonna moonlight for CPD as a bus driver.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:30 pm

16. the Khan requires an updated steed

    Comment by ElliotW Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:30 pm

17. “Get in, sit down and shaddup.”

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:45 pm

18. The first guy on the bus gets the best seat.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:46 pm

19. Next stop, POTUS!

    Comment by Recovering Minion Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:47 pm

20. “Think I can make it to Darren Bailey’s private school on one charge?”

    Comment by South of Springfield Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:53 pm

21. Hey, Blago. If you need a job, I can put in a word.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:54 pm

22. Who’s going under the bus?

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:00 pm

23. I’ve already spent more time on a bus this year than Dorval Carter. But I’m really pretending to be the Red Baron in his Sopwith Camel

    Comment by Apple Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:04 pm

24. Get in loser, we’re taking over the CTA

    Comment by StarLineChicago Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:07 pm

25. “The….driver on the bus goes think, think, big…”

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:12 pm

26. “Let’s ride on the school bus down the street
    Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet”

    Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:36 pm

27. “You’re either on the bus or off the bus.”

    Comment by Bigtwich Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:02 pm

28. CTA finds a solution

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:03 pm

29. I think we’ve got more than enough battery to make Washington D.C.

    Comment by Dotnonymous x Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:15 pm

30. Gives off more of a Lunch Ladyland vibe

    Comment by Frida's boss Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:15 pm

31. I’m starting to feel like this is a Magic Bus.

    Comment by Dotnonymous x Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:17 pm

32. Bye little dudes. Don’t learn anything I wouldn’t learn. Otto Mann

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:22 pm

33. Seriously. Ralph Kramden. Oops 😜

    Comment by Ironic Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 5:36 pm

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