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* From left are Illinois House Speaker Chris Welch, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and Chicago FOP President John Catanzara at a Juneteenth event yesterday…

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:02 am

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  1. “Hi Mr. Mayor, I was wondering if the FOP could have one of those public “facilities” bargaining sessions with the city? Sure would be fun.

    Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:20 am

  2. The suit in the background looks like he has seen a ghost.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:20 am

  3. The historic meeting between delusion and paranoia.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:24 am

  4. Who are you?
    I was going to ask you the same thing?
    (Speaker Welch laughs at them both)

    Comment by Neef Jr Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:29 am

  5. When the two shook hands, a gentleman in the background showed his shock that fire did not immediately break out.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:30 am

  6. When you show up to the party in a suit and everyone else is wearing shorts.

    Comment by 44 Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:32 am

  7. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:42 am

  8. Body Man thinking: “I’m getting chewed out for this”

    Comment by People’s Republic of Oak Park Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:55 am

  9. Ideological extremists bond over their shared love of ignoring their psychiatrist.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 9:58 am

  10. ==The suit in the background looks like he has seen a ghost.==

    Yes. Dude is like what the heck…

    Comment by low level Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:06 am

  11. [caption redacted for breaking every Capitol Fax rule]

    Comment by Change Agent Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:06 am

  12. “$30,000??? Dang, I only spent 100 bucks on a Norelco shaver.”

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:07 am

  13. World’s Most Awkward Staring Contest Enters 17th Hour

    Comment by TJ Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:25 am

  14. A tribute to Dave Sullivan. A master at handling clients 101

    Comment by NotRich Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:28 am

  15. @Three Dimensional Checkers - for the win! LOL

    Comment by Shevek Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:38 am

  16. MBJ to JC: At least we are both still more popular now than Jerry Reinsdorf.

    Comment by NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:46 am

  17. My caption is whatever is in the thought bubble from the guy in the suit.

    Comment by Cool Papa Bell Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:53 am

  18. “I see you went all out on the shirt”
    “Yes Mr mayor. Because of you, it’s the nicest I can afford,”

    Comment by Lurker Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 10:56 am

  19. Suit realizes he put Super Glue on Johnson’s hands, not hand sanitizer.

    Comment by DEE Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:29 am

  20. “FOP, yeah, it’s definitely good, but I am really more of a Dapper Dan Man…”

    Comment by Shark Sandwich Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:33 am

  21. Well look who it is? Mr. Blood in the Streets himself. How you like me now, John?

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 11:40 am

  22. Who’s your barber?

    Comment by Two Left Feet Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 12:20 pm

  23. @Shark Sandwich:

    “O Brother Where Art Thou” is one great movie.

    Comment by Deal With It Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 12:20 pm

  24. Ebony and Ivory…C’mon everybody sing…Why’s nobody singin’?

    Comment by Dotnonymous x Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 1:53 pm

  25. “You like shot-spotter so much, you can pay for it, buddy…”

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 2:15 pm

  26. I have $25 that says the Sox don’t win 40 games. Let’s go Brandon

    Comment by Stormsw7706 Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 3:38 pm

  27. This moment is brought to you by the tiny robots in the COVID vaccine.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 4:02 pm

  28. Mayor, tell the speaker how great it is to have your employees unionized.

    Comment by Phineas Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 6:58 pm

  29. “Chicago to expand pilot that pays $1,500 for funerals of homicide victims, $1,000 stipends for survivors.” Nice idea but with the number of homicides in Chicago it will have an impact on Mayor Johnsons budget

    Comment by SJB Thursday, Jun 20, 24 @ 8:44 pm

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