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Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:24 pm
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Comment by Anonymiss Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:26 pm
Wait, you’re saying I won?
Comment by Whatever Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:27 pm
“people of springfield! i stand before you today full of hope and drambuie!”
Comment by colt 45 Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:27 pm
“…and that’s why my campaign is announcing that we’ve signed free agent Michael Vick to a one-year deal…”
Comment by JonShibleyFan Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:27 pm
I is?
Comment by Rob N Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:27 pm
Even if I’m twice as evil as the Democrats say, I’m still not Pat Quinn!
Comment by Downstater Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:29 pm
“Damn. I wrote my notes in invisible ink.”
Comment by Brennan Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:30 pm
See…I told you I can look to the left on occasion.
Comment by N'ville Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:32 pm
“Jerry, I thought I told you to keep those dogs away from me. Dogs. Ugh.”
Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:32 pm
The Grand Canyon is this big…..
Comment by Interested Observer Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:36 pm
New candidate for Governor Bill Brady becomes irritated when reporters ask him to actually think.
Comment by dc Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:37 pm
See, I can go to the left, just look what hand I’m using.
Comment by Give Me A Break Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:37 pm
Choice for None and a gun for everyone!
Comment by Fall Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:37 pm
This state must turn left….no, no, I mean right. wait, what did my researcher say?
Comment by Amalia Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:38 pm
The euthanasia chambers are that way.
Comment by TJ Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:39 pm
TJ wins.
Brilliant.
Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:40 pm
Sorry N’ville missed your comment. I will now flog myself for plagiarism.
Comment by Give Me A Break Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:40 pm
“Listen to me! It’s not what it sounds like. I only wanted to gas the gay dogs.”
Comment by Sacks Romana Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:41 pm
SR, that was brutal. Laugh out loud hilarious, but brutal.
Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:42 pm
“And as your governor, I will karate-chop the boards of corruption…”
Comment by PRguy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:44 pm
“I need not write on my hand. I know things…like when murders are early released from…oops, where’s my felt-tip?)
Comment by D.P. Gumby Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:45 pm
“Wait, wait. They actually have a website with the names and everything? Ok, Jerry get on that.”
And in honor of SR’s incredibly hilarious comment:
http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/
Comment by Bring Back Boone's Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:48 pm
I expect my campaign to carry both Bloomington and Normal this election season.
Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:48 pm
“Now that I’m officially my party’s nominee, I’ve got to move left on some things to appeal to the center. Wait, is this left? Or is it your left? No, this is left. No, wait…..Jerry Clarke, HELP!”
Comment by just sayin' Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:51 pm
this campaign stuff is rrrruf!
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:53 pm
Yes, Bernie I know there is no Lincoln County…That’s why we’re starting our campaign right there in the heart of Lincoln County.
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:53 pm
hiiii-yah! Take that budget!
Comment by Montrose Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 2:53 pm
In the immortal words voiced by Mel Blanc, “Hassan, chop”.
Comment by dupage dan Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:03 pm
“That’s right — law degrees.”
Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:04 pm
“There is??”
Comment by Former Card Carrying Repub Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:07 pm
And the all-righty said: On my right are the good God-fearing, men married to women, who make more money then women, without pets, white, middle and upper-class, supporters of mine. And as you can see on my left are the rest of you. Amen.
(posted by a Bloomington Republican - for real)
Comment by GOP loses Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:12 pm
“Do you know who I am? I’m Bill Brady! I made my bones when you were voting to save Dogs, Cats, and Gay Marriage!
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:14 pm
Let’s give it up for the the next governor of Illinois, Rich Whitney!!
Comment by some good news Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:17 pm
“We must address this Youth in Asia problem if this state is to move forward. And that’s why I’m sponsoring legislation to… What? Oh. Never mind.”
Comment by TwoFeetThick Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:18 pm
“…and I will no longer be taking questions from the liberal media seated on my left.”
Comment by Good Thinkin' Lincoln Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:24 pm
[whispered by off-stage handler]:
“No! Your OTHER right!”
Comment by Pat Robertson Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:27 pm
I am the new Terminator. Ahhnald is too far to the left.
Comment by ExExten Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:28 pm
Will someone for the love of god get Plummer a teleprompter
Comment by friday! Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:42 pm
No I’m not the Homebuilder! I’m a vendor he screwed too! That Brady guy is that way!!
Comment by bwana Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:43 pm
“Of COURSE I know how to read! What’s that? Oh…”
Comment by Boone Logan Square Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:46 pm
“See, I don’t have to write notes on my hand.”
Comment by LouisXIV Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:48 pm
“You’re out of order, you’re out of order, this whole press availability is out of order!”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:54 pm
I said for a 2nd time…..”A legal opinion is something we got from someone with a law degree”…”Am I not clear?”
Comment by both sides of aisle Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:56 pm
Bill Brady sings Irreplaceable by Beyonce.
“To the left, to the left.
To the left, to the left.”
Comment by Don't Worry, Be Happy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:58 pm
“Now wait, I didn’t say that. What I said was, yes, your dog MAY go to the gas chamber, but if elected governor, I can grant a reprieve, from said gas chamber … that is what I said, get it straight.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 3:59 pm
My palms are so sweaty I lost…oops… forgot what I was going to say
Comment by one day at a time Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:14 pm
“People of Illinois. Please! I’m only this far to the right.”
Comment by The Shadow Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:17 pm
Seriously, I can only take ONE question from the media. I forgot your name, but you there on the right, err, left with the pre-arranged question, err I mean, OH NEVER MIND!
Comment by Say WHAT? Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:19 pm
Dogs to the right; gays to the left.
Comment by ANON Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:19 pm
anon 4:19 gets my vote!
Comment by raising kane Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:36 pm
I ordered the Peking Duck, not the roasted basset hound.
Comment by Moving to Oklahoma Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:42 pm
What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
Comment by George Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:59 pm
Bill Brady: My signs are held up with packing tape.
Comment by George Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 4:59 pm
“these things behind me…they’re bricks. And America was built on bricks. I want to build more things with bricks!”
Comment by jerry 101 Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 5:11 pm
Hong Kong Phooey
Comment by Downstate Weed Chewing Hick Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 5:58 pm
I….state your name…..
Comment by Amalia Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 8:46 pm
This is the hand where my notes will be written.
Comment by polisciguy Friday, Mar 5, 10 @ 9:06 pm
See, no ink! I’m much brighter than Sarah Palin.
Comment by Paul S. Saturday, Mar 6, 10 @ 6:10 pm