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Thanks to ArchPundit, we have a link to a station that will be broadcasting tonight’s debate over the Internet. I checked it out and the station has apparently updated its online capabilities since the spring, when I couldn’t get its debate broadcast to work. WJBC

Also, here’s a list of all the stations in the Illinois Radio Network, which is hosting the debate.

Over at Truth Girl, we have the Obama/Keyes debate drinking game. I would highly advise against participating, however, because you could die of alcholol poisoning after about ten minutes.

1 drink:
Every time Obama mentions an ordinary Illinoisan by name.
Every time Obama mentions outsourcing.
Every time Obama mentions factories closing. (And yes, 3 drinks if all three of the above come in one answer.)
Every time either candidate mentions John Kerry.
Every time Keyes says “slaveholder’s position.”
Every time Keyes says “infanticide.”
If Keyes says “Marxist” or “socialist.” Another drink if he adds “hard-line.”
Every time Obama mentions the rising cost of health care or uninsured workers.
If Keyes responds to a health care question by talking by tort reform.
Every time Keyes rips on the media.
If Keyes uses the phrase “selfish hedonist.”
If Keyes uses the phrase “haunted by the possibility of a child.”
Every time Keyes mentions his “experience” during the Reagan administration.
If Keyes references being Catholic.
If Obama references his personal religious beliefs.
If Keyes mentions tariffs as the solution to everything.
If Keyes mentions the Dred Scott case by name.

2 drinks:
Every time Keyes interrupts the moderator.
Every time Keyes interrupts Obama.
Every time Keyes tries to challenge Obama to additional debates.
Every time Keyes says that the polls are false, that he doesn’t believe the polls, etc.
Every time they agree on something.

At the end, a toast:
To yourself for listening to a radio debate. It was so retro, afterall.
To Obama for putting up with Keyes.

Two drinks every time Keyes interrupts the moderator and two drinks every time he interrupts Obama? Truth Girl is trying to kill us all.

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