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* It’s kind of a slow news day today, so let’s have a little fun. From the Old Town School of Folk Music’s ribbon cutting ceremony for its new facility. Pictured left to right are Bau Graves, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, State Rep. Greg Harris, Chairman of Old Town Board of Directors Meredith Mack, Attorney General Lisa Madigan, Ald. Ameya Pawar and State Sen. Heather Steans…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:28 pm

Comments

  1. Worst. Bris. Evar.

    – MrJM

    Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:48 pm

  2. The event was marred when Rahm asked, “You don’t let them damn hippies in here do you”

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:49 pm

  3. After the cutting the crowd was wowed by a three hour dulcimer solo….

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:50 pm

  4. “Once we cut this last remaining tether to actually representing real people, it’s off to the races.”

    Comment by Bruno Behrend Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:51 pm

  5. no one could wait to touch Rahm’s magaic scissors!

    Comment by Spliff Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:52 pm

  6. Cook County Democrats turn a new leaf by cutting their collective umbilical cord to big government.

    Comment by Ravenswood Right Winger Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:54 pm

  7. After years of dischord, the Pious Baloney Ramblers reform for a summer ‘PBR’ tour of every county fair in the state.

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:56 pm

  8. Rahm,

    “I like this event. For the first time ever, I look tall!”

    “I used these scissors to do big cuts in the budget.”

    “Bill Daley will soon be here to help.”

    Comment by Cincinnatus Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:58 pm

  9. The Lt. Governor had an excused absence from the ribbon cutting ceremony due to her previously scheduled hootenany in Vandalia.

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 1:59 pm

  10. “Why am I here?”

    Comment by Lisa Madigan Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:01 pm

  11. In this extremely rare photograph, a group of Illinois politicians work together to make a cut.

    Comment by Riverwalker Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:03 pm

  12. Careful there gang, that’s a good way to lose a finger.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:04 pm

  13. I can hear Woody Guthrie rolling over in his grave.

    Comment by Cheryl44 Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:05 pm

  14. Local Democratic leaders, with the help of members of the Old Town School fo Folk Music, cut the ribbon opening the new ILGOP field office. Quote Emanuel, “Without them (ILGOP), none of us would be here today.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:05 pm

  15. Something with scissors, hmm, nah. Pass.

    Comment by Hmmm... Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:06 pm

  16. Shocking all present, Democrats engage in an all-out war for control.

    Comment by TwoFeetThick Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:06 pm

  17. How many Democrats does it take to cut the union’s umbilical cord?

    Comment by Illinois Voter Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:09 pm

  18. When Mayor Emanuel quipped, “I only have four fingers and may need help,” ……

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:10 pm

  19. Try these, they worked great for cutting the libraries.

    Comment by Reality Check Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:10 pm

  20. The only kind of cutting Illinois knows how to do

    Comment by thechampaignlife Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:10 pm

  21. No caption. Just observing that Lisa Madigan gets better looking every year.

    Comment by phocion Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:13 pm

  22. Suckup.

    lol

    Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:14 pm

  23. Riverwalker’s entry is strong.

    Of course, Pat Quinn wasn’t present.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:16 pm

  24. Shear Delight!

    Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:17 pm

  25. If you can’t cut spending, cut ribbons.

    Comment by Old Milwaukee Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:17 pm

  26. and as long as we’re making observations…there’s a lot of ambition on that stage.

    Two future U.S. Presidents, and a future mayor?

    Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:18 pm

  27. Local dignitaries were on hand for the unvailing of the new exhibit at the Old Town School of Folk Music.

    The exhibit, entitled “A Lt. Governor At Play” shows a life size wax figure of current LG Sheila Simon, in Disney Animontronics, strumming a banjo and singing ‘Illinois’, the state’s official song.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:22 pm

  28. Mayor: If we cut this ribbon and open the door, can we close it when Sheila shows up with the banjo?

    Comment by Give Me A Break Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:29 pm

  29. Sen Steans- “Oh he touched me, oh he touched me and oh what joy filled my soul, something happened and now I know, Rahm touched me and made me whole”

    Comment by MeAgain Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:31 pm

  30. Each smiling individual is secretly thinking—

    “Why do all these other people have to be in my photo op?”

    Comment by Responsa Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:33 pm

  31. “we are family…”

    Comment by One to the Dome Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:36 pm

  32. This ribbon cutting is nice, but I can’t wait for the group hug that is coming next.

    Comment by Montrose Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:43 pm

  33. quick, cut the ribbon so we can leave before Sheila starts playing!

    Comment by amalia Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:45 pm

  34. After running to the SUV and sprinting back, an aide to Mayor Rahm Emanuel, as you can see, got Emanuel’s stepping stool in place, just in time.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:47 pm

  35. You should see the rock and the paper.

    Comment by SAP Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:52 pm

  36. The Republicans scheduled a news conference to talk about cutting the ribbon but never filed any legislation to actually cut the ribbon because it turns out the ribbon is made in Republican districts.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:53 pm

  37. Despite being an approp chair in the Illinois Senate, this ribbon is the most significant cut Heather Steans (pictured right) has ever made.

    Comment by TCB Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 2:58 pm

  38. The Illinois Republican Party today issued a press release decrying the Democratic Unity Red Tape Cutting Party, saying the red tape was in fact orange.

    (Petty, but hey, it was a slow news day for the GOP.)

    Comment by anon sequitor Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 3:08 pm

  39. Madrigal Singers visit Band Camp

    Comment by In absentia Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 3:11 pm

  40. Nothing attracts politicians quicker than an uncut ribbon.

    Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 3:18 pm

  41. We need as many fingerprints on that scissors as possible in case this turns out badly.

    Comment by Aldyth Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 3:19 pm

  42. “While other Illinois politicians attempt to follow suit, Lisa Madigan and Rahm Emanuel demonstrate that they are the only ones who can turn an ordinary pair of scissors into gold.”

    Comment by Old Guy Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 3:57 pm

  43. Alderman Pewar - “Must…touch…scissors…to…get..their…power…”

    Comment by Montrose Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 4:14 pm

  44. Liberal to the seventh power

    Comment by Eilean left Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 4:50 pm

  45. Rahm: “Alderman Pawar, I’ve asked you once already — would you please step aside so we can get Peter Coffey in the photo?”

    Comment by The End Is Near Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 5:04 pm

  46. 47th Democratic Committeeman Gene Schulter was airbrushed out of this photograph by order ward resident, Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

    Comment by Esquire Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 6:32 pm

  47. Various politicos gather to symbolicly cut pension benefits. Notably, no Illinois Justices were present.

    Comment by PublicServant Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 7:51 pm

  48. Somebody step in front of Ameya - nobody sent him.

    Comment by Robert Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 8:19 pm

  49. “Hey this has been a month of cutting” Rahm. ..Librarians, press people, policemen, etc.

    Comment by ChicagoDem Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 9:47 pm

  50. After the traditional “pull my finger” ceremony the crowd was wow’d with hizz honor performing Jimmy Durante’s “Won’t You Come Home Bill Daley” in B flat major. Ha-cha-cha-cha

    Comment by oz Tuesday, Jan 10, 12 @ 11:20 pm

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