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* Oy. What a day. Personal stuff is demanding immediate attention and I simply can’t be with the blog for the next few hours. We’ll get to pensions, AG Madigan, fracking, etc. later today. Sorry about that, but sometimes these things can’t be avoided.

Caption?…

I’ll buy the winner an adult beverage.

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 8:56 am

Comments

  1. MJM: “My favorite record album once had a cover that looked something like this”

    Comment by Stones Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:00 am

  2. I’ll let you live - for another, uh, day…

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:01 am

  3. Now, are you sure you want to have a fight? Because I’m only gonna use my thumb.

    Comment by Lucky than Good Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:04 am

  4. It’s down to me, yes it is
    The way she does just what she’s told
    Down to me, the change has come
    She’s under my thumb
    Ah, ah, say it’s alright

    – MrJM

    Comment by MrJM Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:06 am

  5. “I told you that Fire Madigan thing wouldn’t work. Our majority has just gone up!”

    Comment by boat captain Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:08 am

  6. “It’s good to be the King!”

    Comment by Ray Midge Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:10 am

  7. Caeser has decided…

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:11 am

  8. Well if you first remove this from where you have it perhaps we can make some progress on pensions governor.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:12 am

  9. “Remember when Blago said it was a ‘Thumbs Up’ kind of day?”

    Comment by Fire Anita Alvarez Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:12 am

  10. “I approve of Jorge for Pope, you may now cast your ballots.”

    Comment by Skeptic Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:15 am

  11. “Hey Tommy! Way to go that last Cycle …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:16 am

  12. Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
    eating his legislative pie,
    He put in this thumb, and pulled out a plumb
    And said What a good boy am I.

    Comment by Because I said so... Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:17 am

  13. MJM: The press really bought that “no victims here” line in the SEC case, didn’t they?

    Comment by Non-ISRA Member Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:17 am

  14. “Forty-Seven …All Right! I am rooting for 50 for you guys!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:18 am

  15. “Tom ..Tom! I got that ‘Fire Madigan’ shirt you sent…I approve!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:19 am

  16. “Speaker, how would you rate the HGOP’s last campaign against you?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:20 am

  17. “Tom, I got that golf invite, I have to work on THAT day, but have fun!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:22 am

  18. 3 strikes and your outta here..

    Comment by bullet Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:23 am

  19. Ty, it passed the Senate so we can screw the retirees yet — be patient, buddy.

    Comment by ash Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:23 am

  20. “Love those ‘NV’s, thanks for the mail pieces! Awesome!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:24 am

  21. “Who’s in charge of this state…this guy”

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:25 am

  22. “Remember my ‘New Musrooms’, you use ‘this’ finger to press the color button I want pushed, got it? Perfect!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:26 am

  23. “Oh …did you guys really re-elect Tom Cross ‘Leader’? You guys are the best, ‘thumbs up’, ‘kudos’!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:28 am

  24. “Way to go! 100% voting like me again! You new Musrooms learned faster than the last ones, thumbs up!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:29 am

  25. “So he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum…BahahahaI. Frack myself up!”

    Comment by WazUp Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:31 am

  26. “Bost …BOST! That paper toss, the video? Awesome dude!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:33 am

  27. “Loving that ‘Clarke Map’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:34 am

  28. “Well Frack yah, motherfracker!”

    Comment by E Man Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:37 am

  29. the complaint dept. is one flight up…

    Comment by bullet Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:39 am

  30. Mary Jane, keep it up and you can move over with Anne!

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:42 am

  31. Madigan hitchhikes for pension votes: “Anyone want to carry this thing? Anyone?”

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:42 am

  32. Hey Tom, you boil a great corned beef.

    Comment by Darienite Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:44 am

  33. “Hey GOP …Hey?! …Love that Oberweis!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:44 am

  34. -Real- Roman emperors know, “thumbs up” also means death …

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:45 am

  35. “Tell Pat Brady …I back him!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:46 am

  36. “One more bad vote like that and you’re out … you run for Senate, or leave the House…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:48 am

  37. “Others nervously look away as Speaker Madigan recounts details of his recent prostate exam.”

    Comment by JT11505 Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:48 am

  38. To rule with an Iron fist, first you have to make the fist. I start by pulling my fingers into the palm of my hand like this , and then…

    Comment by Roadiepig Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:49 am

  39. “…For its One! Two! Three seats are out for the G, O, P!…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 9:51 am

  40. I have you in my sights pal. I hope you have alternate career plans.

    Comment by roscoe tom Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:02 am

  41. It turns out everyone just laughed at the Speakers Fonzie impression because well, he could destroy their political futures..

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:02 am

  42. Yes, Rep. Scherer, you may vote yes.

    Comment by Grumpy Gus Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:02 am

  43. I’m going to explain how this works. Okay? So you put your thumb up like this and close one eye, and now you have just blocked out the Senate chamber. It’s like the other chamber isn’t even here.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:07 am

  44. Basically, an up day.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:07 am

  45. A later photo shows Madigan pulled out a plumb and was overheard saying, “What a good boy am I.”

    Comment by Cincinnatus Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:09 am

  46. “Hey …Hey Tom! … Scoreboard!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:10 am

  47. Sit on it, Potsie!

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:21 am

  48. “Ok, who is with Quinn … now… who is with Lisa … Awesome!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:23 am

  49. Well Ty, we tried your idea of raising the retirement age to 67. It only got one vote. Guess who voted for your idea? That’s right pal, me and only me.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:31 am

  50. I say the thumb is pointing down. And, 1 plus 1 equals 3. What do YOU say?

    Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:49 am

  51. “Okay, you new mushrooms. when I do this you vote aye! When I go thumbs down it’s nay. Okay let’s practice. Up!…. you gotta be faster! C’mon no thinking now, just respond!”

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:51 am

  52. A rule of thumb that I give a thumbs up to is that I rule!

    Comment by AC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:53 am

  53. “Feeling good, John!”

    Comment by Boone Logan Square Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:01 am

  54. ===“Feeling good, John!”===

    Well played!

    “I bet Mike we couldn’t Veto-Proof Christine and Tom … I lost…1 Dollar.”

    To the Caption,

    “You went to Saputo’s last night? The Lazagna, right? I know, good stuff!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:04 am

  55. “Pat! Green tie, good job!”

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:15 am

  56. MM: Hey Steve, look I am smashing Cross’s head! I’m smashing your head, I’m smashing your head!

    Comment by NeveroddoreveN Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:18 am

  57. Representative Bost, you’re right! Those Cobden apples make a clean crisp sound when being cut up.

    Comment by Anyone Remember? Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:21 am

  58. This is my thumb, it goes up my ass….for the right donation!

    Comment by Docnoyes Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:22 am

  59. Hey Republicans, thanks for making it so easy to secure my position as majority leader for the last few decades. Keep up the good work.

    Comment by PublicServant Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:29 am

  60. “Hey, Tom! Thanks for Simonizing my Buick! It looks like brand new again!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:32 am

  61. I can shove any pension benefit reduction I want right up the state employee’s @$$.

    Comment by Can't stand this mess Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:41 am

  62. Yes, this is my World of Warcraft killer thumb! Look me up if you dare! I’ll be the tall guy in the golden armor, with the apple crest!

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:45 am

  63. When it comes to understanding how guns work I am all thumbs.

    Comment by The unknown poster Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:53 am

  64. Look, a splinter.

    Comment by The unknown poster Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:54 am

  65. “No, that picture is not level.”

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:55 am

  66. “And Tom read the green with his putter like this…. and then missed the putt.”

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 11:57 am

  67. “Yo Skip, that’s not your seat anymore….”

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 12:07 pm

  68. I showed this move to Clinton…the rest is history.

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 12:15 pm

  69. “Finally got ‘em !! “

    Comment by Meaningless Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 12:22 pm

  70. “You know I love you, Mr. Rangel. How many fingers am I holding up? Just UNO, mi amigo.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 12:39 pm

  71. The speaker roamed the house floor all afternoon declaring, “One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war.” And yet, there were no takers.

    (Docnoyes - You must be new here.)

    Comment by Cheswick Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 12:44 pm

  72. Do_do_do, doo_doo, doo_ahh… It doesn’t matter what comes
    Fresh goes better in life
    With mentos fresh and full of life
    Nothing gets to you
    Staying fresh, staying cool
    With mentos fresh and full of life
    Fresh goes better mentos freshness
    Fresh goes better with mentos, fresh and full of life!
    Mentos: the freshmaker!

    Comment by hisgirlfriday Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:00 pm

  73. “The Illini beat the Gophers. I told you people!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:02 pm

  74. This here song might offend you some
    If it does, it’s because you’re dumb
    That’s the way it is where I come from
    If you’ve been there too, let me see your thumb
    –Frank Zappa

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:11 pm

  75. Keep your hands away from him, nobody had touched him since 1995. Also because he’s expressing an emotion we have no idea what he could do right now.

    Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:16 pm

  76. Speaker Madigan continues explaining the necessary ingredients of a pension reform bill while wondering why people look nervously at the exits whenever he does this.

    Comment by Yossarian Lives Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:18 pm

  77. Quinn’s brother got canned as Fenwick’s basketball coach? Just gets better!!!

    Comment by Darienite Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:31 pm

  78. LoL. We got ‘em again!

    Comment by Jomike Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:32 pm

  79. The imaginary eye ball scope scores a direct hit.

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:33 pm

  80. Rich takes a few hours off and commenters take potshots at me on the blog. We all know how this will turn out

    Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:38 pm

  81. I am giving Chicago River dye job a thumbs up this Saturday, and Sunday I give the south South Irish Parade a thumbs up.

    Comment by 3rd Generation Chicago Native Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:50 pm

  82. “Hey Picciolli and Preckwinkle, you are good to go on those one day teaching careers, we got your 6 figure pension provision through without a peep.”

    Comment by Jeff Trigg Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:53 pm

  83. “Master Plummer, you back for ‘Mock General Assembly AGAIN? Well, just don’t color at the desk again. Have fun!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:54 pm

  84. Well played Anon 1:11 and Willy, love the 9:51 “1-2-3.”

    Ah, good clean fun on a cloudy day.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:56 pm

  85. “Miller is buying!”

    Comment by Kasich Walker, Jr. Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 1:56 pm

  86. Okay! Here’s how we are going to do it from here on out. You write your vote down on the piece of paper, fold it twice and put it in that box. Everyone understand? Excellent!

    Comment by 618er Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 2:08 pm

  87. “Speaker, which finger did you screw IL with today?”

    Comment by Chicago DC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 2:38 pm

  88. Chuck Norris approved!

    Comment by BW Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 2:45 pm

  89. Madigan celebrates physicists’ long-suspected discovery that he is indeed the God Particle.

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 3:00 pm

  90. “So learned this new greeting, it’s called the fist dap! Anyone want to fist dap?”

    “Mr Speaker, you put the thumb down first …”

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 3:02 pm

  91. Just talked to Feinstein and Schummer, all is well.

    Comment by Tankr Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 3:20 pm

  92. - AA-

    With much thanks.

    “Speaker, the 2014 ‘Madi-Knife’ is debuting at the ‘Retail Merchants Trade & Expo’ …thoughts?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 3:34 pm

  93. To borrow from “Duck Dynasty”…

    “How do I feel about the 2012 cycle? HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY”

    Comment by Chucky Jay Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 4:34 pm

  94. Do you think your daughter can win the governor’s race? See the picture for Madigan’s reply.

    Comment by Mama Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 5:40 pm

  95. Colette: Madigan has almost done time.
    Linguini: What for?
    Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
    Madigan: I defrauded a major pension fund.
    Madigan: I destroyed the second-largest party in Illinois using only a ball-point pen.
    Madigan: I created a hole in the media over Springfield.
    Madigan: I killed a man… with *this* thumb.

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 5:57 pm

  96. Speaker Madigan, while openly and boldly campaigning for his daughter Lisa Madigan on the Floor of the Illinois House of Representatives, gives a hearty “thumbs up” upon learning of Illinois Supreme Court Justice’s Anne Burke’s willingness to talk to her husband-the powerful, long-time Chicago Ald. Ed Burke about actively throwing his support behind daughter Lisa if she announces her intention to run for Governor as some expect, as well as excitedly reacting to the Justice’s assurance to the Speaker of swearing-in the younger Madigan at the next Inauguration if she is elected next Illinois Governor. Roger Ebert, famous media Film Critic, who’d just taught the Speaker how to best portray the “thumbs up” sign from his former hit movie review television show, looks on approvingly as well.

    Comment by Just The Way It Is One Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 6:28 pm

  97. - Just The Way It Is One -,

    Sneedless to say …lol

    All you are missing is…

    “Jay Doherty met Speaker Madigan, Lisa Madigan, Justice Burke, Roger Ebert and the Powerful Ed Burke at Saputo’s and they all had a great time.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 6:47 pm

  98. Willy, Sneedless to say that is a classic!

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 7:55 pm

  99. - Arthur Andersen -,

    - Just The Way It Is One - had Sneed “down”.

    I just wanted to add that “finish” Sneed has to have to make the day complete.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 8:12 pm

  100. Sorry, I had to email this huge packet and when I do, I have to clean my cache, thus me causing a “conspiracy” for - Anonymous - that I am trying to BE - Anonymous -

    Since this is 100…

    “Hey, I know you! You are my new Democratic DuPage State Rep in Daniels’ old seat, right? Way to go, welcome!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 8:18 pm

  101. Leave the gun? Take the cannoli? Hells to the yeah!

    Comment by Cheswick Thursday, Mar 14, 13 @ 10:16 pm

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